Mariah Carey is annoying. I’m talking about her personality, and her music. That doesn’t mean she can’t look good, and lately she’s been looking pretty damn good. Take these Mariah Carey bikini pictures from Vibe magazine, for instance. Say whatever you want about her ditsy personality, and the ridiculous fact that she broke Evlis Presley’s hit single record, she looks good in a bikini, and that’s pretty much all it takes to get our attention.
Exactly one month ago, we saw a single, solitary picture of Mariah Carey topless on the beach. Well now we’ve got the rest of those Mariah Carey topless pictures, and I’ve got to admit, Mariah’s looking pretty hot.
What’s upsetting, however, is that in a world of nipple slips and upskirts, we’ve got Mariah Carey topless, but we still don’t see anything. How does she manage to keep herself covered while running topless on the beach, and Britney Spears can’t even get out of a car without flashing her grossness to the entire world? I mean she’s covering her breasts with her dog, for fuck’s sake.
Here’s Mariah Carey buying jewelry, and making sure that everyone knows she’s still got really big boobs. You know, just in case you were wondering. Anyway, I get that Mariah wants to see what the jewels might look like on a lower neck line, but gimme a break here. She knows the cameras are there, and she wants to make sure everyone’s looking. Now, if she would just undo one more button…
More pictures of Mariah Carey’s crazy cleavage after the jump.
What’s this? Why it’s Mariah Carey topless on the beach in the caribbean. Of course, thanks to some strategically placed magazine holding, you don’t really see all that much, but don’t worry, I’m sure more pictures will pop up soon…
Gotta say, though, looks like she lost a hell of a lot of weight. Those are some crazy hard abs.
I don’t know how she does it without falling over, but Mariah Carey’s breasts are so far in front of her that they should have their own time zone. Maybe not a full hour ahead, but at least a half hour. Kind of like Newfoundland.
Photo credit: Splash
Well, the theme of July is obvious, and there’s no point in fighting it. To that end, here are some Mariah Carey bikini pictures. Now, while most of you are probably just staring at her body, which actually looks pretty good (though I’m positive those boobs are fake), I’m looking at something else entirely.
I’m looking at the fact that in some pictures, Mariah has a ginormous glass of wine in her hand, and in other pictures, she’s on a jet-ski, sans life jacket. Now, I’m pretty sure it’s just as bad an idea to drink and jet-ski, as it is to drink and drive. Especially when you’ve left your flotation device on the boat.
Oh, wait! I totally forgot. Mariah’s got two flotation devices right there on her chest.
Mariah Carey showed up to the Fresh Air Fund Salute to American Heroes thing last night, and while I would rarely talk about Mariah Carey, the fact of the matter is, she’s not Paris Hilton and that’s good enough for me right now.
It has been a while, though, since we’ve seen or heard anything from Mariah. Naturally, that’s a good thing, but I do have to say she’s looking alright. Can you tell I have absolutely nothing else to write about?
More pictures of Mariah Carey after the jump.