Mariah Carey

Golden Globes at the Golden Globes

Like all award shows, the Golden Globes basically sucked. Aside from a few good lines from the always great Ricky Gervais, I felt like smaking just about everyone else, except for Robert Downey Jr. But that doesn’t mean the night was a total loss, because one thing that you can usually count on at the Golden Globes is all the Golden Globes. And yes, I’m talking about boobs. The clear winner in the Best Boobs category was hands down Christina Hendricks, but othe nominees, Mariah Carey, Halle Berry, Anna Paquin, Heather Graham, and Olivia Wilde looked pretty damn good, too.

Oh, and check out Lindsay Lohan actually looking hot and pretty, and not like a strung-out junkie trying to get her next fix. There might be hope for her yet.

Mariah Carey, Please Don’t

I’m not going to say Mariah Carey’s fat, but I am going to say it’s going to take a whole hell of a lot of Photoshop to fix everything that’s going on here. So much, in fact, that we might suffer a Photoshop shortage. But it doesn’t look like Mariah’s been seeing a shortage of anything. Especially not the cheeseburgers. Now, is there some way I can un-see these Mariah Carey swimsuit pictures?

Oh, and by the way, Mariah Carey is fat.

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Mariah Carey is a Slutty Firefighter

Give Mariah Carey ten points for originality on her Halloween costume, because she’s not just a regular firefighter, she’s a “Sexy” Firefighter. Except she’s not sexy. “Slutty” Firefighter is more like it. Or possibly Porn Star dressed as a Firefighter, about to get hosed down. Yeah, I think that’s what she’s going for. In that case, well done, Mariah.

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Mariah Carey Nipple Slip! I Think…

 

So, um, is that a Mariah Carey nipple slip that I see? The picture is blurry, so that could just be rock on the wall, but you’ve got to agree that it’s definitely in the right place. Could it be a coincidence, or is that really Mariah Carey’s nipple popping out? This is truly a question for the ages. Or at the very least a question for the rest of the day.

Nipple slip or not, that’s definitely some very nice Mariah Carey side boob.

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Mariah Carey’s Bikini Gets Photoshopped in Elle

It seems like everywhere you turn, these days, there’s Mariah Carey in a bikini. Mariah Carey bikini pictures in Vibe magazine. Mariah Carey’s bikini music video. Mariah Carey bikini pictures in I-D magazine. And now these Mariah Carey bikini pictures in the August issue of Elle magazine. Okay, Mariah, we get it, you like bikinis. Now try something else. Of course, the same could be said about me…

Oh, and while Mariah might look pretty good in real life, she doesn’t look that good. Lay off the Photoshop, Elle.

Mariah Carey’s Bikini Music Video and Magazine

It’s bikini time all the time for Mariah Carey these days. You might remember a few weeks ago that we posted some Mariah Carey bikini pictures from her music video shoot, well today that music video has been released, with even more Mariah Carey bikini action than we expected. The best part, though: The song’s title is “I’ll Be Loving U Long Time.” Which I guess completes Mariah’s transition to becoming an Asian stereotype prostitute (The only difference being that apparently she’s Asian now).

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Mariah Carey’s Bikini Shoots a Music Video

These Mariah Carey bikini pictures were taken on the set of her new Music video in Hawaii. I have no idea what the video is about, but if I know anything about Mariah, it’s probably about “look at my boobs, I’m so hot, I’m Mariah, I’m half naked, pay attention to me.” Either that or the existential malaise of life in the modern world, coupled with the unending dispair of knowing that material possession cannot lead to true fulfillment. So, yeah, it’s probably about her boobs.

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