Egotastic
I'm going to say it. Yes I am. Tennis has the best looking professional female athletes. Oh, sure, throw some bizarre minisport at me that has hotter pros. And throw me the names of some sextastic female golfers who are a tad bit more smoking because they like to get it on with other women. Sure, sure, and sure. But, on the whole, the award goes to tennis.
And somewhere up in the A-lister tennis babe ranks is Maria Sharapova, the blonde hottie import who not only performs at an elite level, she provides visual treasures like a pro, as in her mini pictorial for Esquire Latin America. I'm not sure how the Russian found her way into Esquire Latin America, and I do not care. I just want to stare and smile and bounce some balls. Enjoy.
Maria Sharapova Grunts, Sweats, and Smashes the Tennis Girl Goodies in Madrid
You know I'm a big women's tennis fan. We've come a long way from Navratilova and Billie Jean King. The female tennis players of today are strong and muscular and sweaty and screaming and, like Maria Sharapova, just a handful of lust inducement. Granted, the hot barbarian female type isn't for every man, only the man who likes a good challenge.
I mean, Maria can probably lift more plates than me at the gym, but I wouldn't let that bother me. My ego is not so fragile that I wouldn't stand off to the side and applaud her as she did then explain that I can't bench my usual 450 lbs, because of my recent Tommy John surgery.
Oh, Maria, I bet even your sweat tastes good. Enjoy.