Maria Menounos

Maria Menounos Workout Pictures Will Modify Your Personal Shape

We would do most anything the super sextastic Maria Menounous asked us to. Which is I suppose why her commands in this month's SHAPE magazine to get up off the couch, off your keester, and work your butt into shape have to be taken rather seriously. I mean, not seriously enough to step away from the Xbox necessarily, but you have to at least consider a run to the gym when the hot-bodied Grecian princess is giving you a prime example of a hot body built to perfection with sweat and love and attention (and my virtual massages, though not sure she actually feels them).

Maria Menounos just turned 34 and looks damn amazing. I'd listen to her body shaping advice if I were you. Not me, but you. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus, Courtney Stodden, Stella Hudgens and Much More Self-Published Hotness in This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Today's goody box of sextastic celebrity on celebrity photography is just extraordinary. Not that we don't always revel in the self-shot body shots routinely streaming from the cell phones and cameras of our belusted young ladies, but today, well, it's a treasure trove of true keepers. I really must insist you check them all out, else face losing your merit badge in ogling.

Today's Sextastic Twitpic roundup includes Miley Cyrus being Miley in her panties on set, Vanessa Hudgens little sister Stella Hudgens coming into her own bikini ways, Courtney Stodden flashing her scandalous body, Sara Jean Underwood cleavetastic, Kari Byron hotness, Maria Menounos bikini top, and so much more must-see goodness. Enjoy.

Maria Menounos Skin Tight Orange Hotness For Your Libido Vitamins

Oh, Maria Menounos, how I'd love to be your personal dresser each morning, helping you shimmy your amazing body into those tight clothes snug against your perfect Grecian form. I'd pay for the privilege. And I do iron.

The sextastic Extra hostess was strutting around Hollywood in what can only be described as my new favorite orange dress, flattering every remarkable curve on her body, and reminding me that it's time for me to sculpt another full-figured nude of Maria out of cheese in my living room, as the last one was forcibly removed by my landlord after the neighbors complained of the stank. But there's nothing stanky about my lust for Maria, or that dress, preferably peeled off of her immediately. Just so hot. Enjoy.

See Maria in Her Infamous Bikini on Extra »

Maria Menounos Little Black Dress Just Might Give You Big Blue… Never Mind

Having just celebrated her birthday over the weekend, Maria Menounos was quick not to let down her adoring multi-million-man ogling public fans with something as simple as exiting her N.Y.C. hotel in a little black dress that didn't take long for most of those millions of fans to virtually remove from her body using just the sheer power of the lust-filled portions of their mind. A simple, sextastic gesture that left me feeling a combination of gratitude and needing a cold shower.

Maria Menounous, she's that level of hotness when I'd pay to watch her get a cavity filled at the dentist. Enjoy.

Happy Birthday, Maria Menounous, 34 Years of Greek Goddess Bikini Hotness

Glad she got our cake. And more glad Maria Menounos decided to celebrate her birthday over the weekend by putting on a bikini and sharing a photo of herself with the drooling male public.

At 34, Maria shows zero signs of slowing down; if anything, her hotness bulb is burning brighter than ever,maybe it's the dancing or the Pilates, or just the knowledge that a million men are fapping to her at any given moment on this spinning globe, but this sextastic celebrity is absolutely glowing.

χρόνια πολλά, Maria!

Maria Menounos Indy 500 Hotness Started My Engine And It Still Hasn’t Stopped

You know the old Egotastic! test for hotness -- if you can't stop checking her out and she's fully dressed -- you probably won't even survive the undressing.

Maria Menounos lives on that plane of hotness. And it was on full display over the Memorial Day Weekend as Maria flashed her sextastic at the Indy 500 where that loud engine whirring sound was actually 100,000 male spectators shuffling uncomfortably in their seats upon spotting the Mt. Olympian goddess and collectively feeling the urge to cover her in a bath of Greek yogurt (that last part may have just been me). Enjoy.

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Maria Menounos Still Flashing Her Hiney for Dancing With the Stars Rehearsals

Sadly, I must admit to not spending much time following the current season of Dancing With the Stars, but I had even more fun things to do with my time like gouging out my eye with a hot fireplace poker and contracting rabies from squirrel through a nasty bite to my taint.  I just can't bring myself to watch dudes in costumes dancing. I'm genetically programmed to feel violently diarrhetic when I come into visual contact with such sights, or, worse, people talking about how wonderful such sights are.

However, my blind rage is not so blinding that I can't give kudos to the show producers for keeping the epically sextastic Maria Menounos on the show week after week, meaning we get to see her practicing and warming up in skin tight dancer gear week to week, it's all making us quite weak in the knees. Just look at that arse. Avast! Enjoy.

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