Talk about laying out the two better parts of my dream ménage à trois. Uber-sextastic Jessica Alba came to the set of Extra to hang out with Grecian goddess Maria Menounos, and while I know the two of them were silly gabbing over some promotional merchandising effort, I don’t need to hear anything to know that I’ve just seen my destiny.
Oh, to arrive back in my 900-sq. ft. mini-mansion to find these two lovely ladies jumping out to gang tackle me in a lively game of unhide the sausage. You may say that I’m a dreamer, but on this one, I know I’m not the only one. Jessica Alba and Maria Menounus bumping rear ends against my very soul, that’s my vision of heaven. Enjoy.
Well, if I’m being honest, the Emmy Awards were pretty damn boring My expectations where low, they were met. But like all major award shows, they do bring out some of the finest women on the planet trying to look their finest, and that can never be wrong.
The 2013 Emmy Awards were highlighted by the good looking likes of Sofia Vergara, who steals every red carpet she ever attends, Maria Menounos, a Grecian TV goddess, Heidi Klum, Julie Bowen, Malin Akerman, and several other noteworthy sextastic stars of the small screen. I give the show a C minus, I give these ladies my phone number. Please, call me. Enjoy.
I could ramble on and on about just how hot Maria Menounos is. And I think I shall.
Our belusted Grecian goddess looks finer on her daily job than just about anybody I can recall. Routinely like today in tight form fitting bottoms, low cut tops, and other outfits that highlight her sextastic female form. The same female body I’d like to sail around the world with, in an eight-foot dinghy, no motor, not even paddles really, just letting the four winds drift us through the seven seas as the echoed grunts and moans of our passions cause sea-going birds to alter their migration patterns. Not that I’ve been thinking about this much.
Oh, Maria, you have the shape of an hourglass that I would love to spend two to three minutes turning over. Please, never ever start wearing baggy clothes. Enjoy.
Talk about a wonderful harbinger of hotness. Our lady of the sextastic, Grecian goddess Maria Menounos, took a turn yesterday as a WWE Diva in a Summer Slam promotion that saw her cleavetastic halo grappling, lunging, and choking out various female wrestling opponents. I felt a little loss of oxygen my ownself leering at this truly extraordinary and completely unexpected sight. Not since the merging of chocolate and peanut butter have I felt such a rush of synergistic tingle.
I have absolutely no idea the forces that made this stellar visual possible, but whoever was in charge, I want to hug them. Unless it’s a big sweaty dude, in which case I’ll just do my usual of casually slipping a twenty-spot and asking for a center stage seat to check out Savannah. Oh, not even as good today as Maria flashing her toned tummy betwixt the turnbuckles. How badly do I want her to kick my ass? Oh, quite badly. Enjoy.
I’m hardly going to blame Howie Mandel for looking down the top of Maria Menounos live on the set of Extra. Therefore but the grace of God go I, or something along those lines to imply that I would be doing the same myself if I were astride the Grecian Goddess in a low cut dress baring parts of her fabulous wares.
For many years now I’ve been inspired to chisel a statue to this ridiculously good looking woman. At some point, passion will surpass my instinctive predilection toward being super lazy and I will arrange for a hunk of Carrara marble to shipped to my humble abode so I can begin sculpting. I will start with the chest, for complete inspiration. Enjoy.
A man can dream, can he not? And my dreams tend to center around object d’ lust and Grecian goddess Maria Menounos, who is just about the hottest playful kitten on this planet.
I’m not exactly sure why Maria was carrying an egg on a spoon in her mouth on the set of Extra, but I sure would like to talk to her about it as we unwind from our day in our jacuzzi hot tub with champagne and little oysters that I honestly can’t stand but would still consume in advancement of my amorous cause. Something like that. Maria Menounos smiling in her little short dresses always gets me to thinking. Truly, an inspirational woman. Enjoy.
Ave, Maria. Our belusted Grecian princess Maria Menounos is not only flashing her bikini body excellence in her native lands this week, now she’s flying the national colors, a patriotic tribute to the land of her ancestors, and a true bit of visual wonderment for gentleman oglers around the world.
Maria Menounos not only wears her bikinis well, she knows damn well how to move and pose and preen when she’s in them. She’s a master you might say of the fine art of bikini attention getting. We’re not going to let her down on our end. Just so incredibly sweet. Enjoy.