Maria Menounos

Maria Menounos Booty Is a Wooty Worth Ogling

If I ever get the chance to meet our Grecian goddess Maria Menounos in person, I'm going to ask her how she manages to shape her booty into such exquisitely curved forms. Actually, my first question will be the standard 'Will you allow me to cover your entire nekkid body in Nutella and play hungry Italian school boy having breakfast?', then, the question about her booty. You don't get if you don't ask.

Maria was once more flashing her bottomside perfection in a form fitting dress on the set of Extra where her true bodily talents are almost entirely wasted for the largely female audience. Not that women don't appreciate a fine female arse, and when they appreciate it in a hands on manner, it truly is a beautiful thing. Still, the round and curvy butt remains largely the purview of the gentleman ogler who likes a healthy cushion on a smoking hot gal like Maria. It's what we ask Santa for once past the age of wanting LEGOs. Enjoy.

Maria Menounous Gets In on the Hot Wooty Parade at Red Carpet Event

I'm not sure I've seen a day with so many bodacious booties, wooties to be precise looking at the pale ladies with more than proud badonkadonks showing beneath form fitting bottoms. None finer than the overall Grecian goddess Maria Menounous who was in a body hugging dress last night for the Oceana Parner's Award Gala for doing something good for other people thingee.

We've been quite noticing the round cheeks of Maria for some time now. Maria and her sisterly peers seem to have discovered the proper exercise program for developing the round thing on their backside that drives so many men quite crazy with desire. Whatever it is they're doing, I hope they never stop. Maria, shake that healthy thing. Enjoy.

Maria Menounos Leather Pants Booty Meets Katherine Jenkins Boobtastic on the Set of Extra

I guess you can learn lots of interesting and mildly amusing fun facts about celebrities by watching Extra. Or, you can just sit back and ogle the stream of hot talent that appear on the show, most notably when being interviewed by our Grecian goddesses Maria Menounos. You throw in Maria in tight leather pants and the proud chesty goodness of British singer Katherine Jenkins, and you have downright must-see TV.

I'm not suggesting that it's polite to stare at women's bodies when they are merely trying to do their job, or pimp their products. But I am suggesting that it's a perfectly natural response for which I give you a complete and total hall pass. See if that clears you with the wife and all. Enjoy.

Maria Menounos and Jessica Alba Together For Visions of the Perfect Sextastic Sandwich

Talk about laying out the two better parts of my dream ménage à trois. Uber-sextastic Jessica Alba came to the set of Extra to hang out with Grecian goddess Maria Menounos, and while I know the two of them were silly gabbing over some promotional merchandising effort, I don't need to hear anything to know that I've just seen my destiny.

Oh, to arrive back in my 900-sq. ft. mini-mansion to find these two lovely ladies jumping out to gang tackle me in a lively game of unhide the sausage. You may say that I'm a dreamer, but on this one, I know I'm not the only one. Jessica Alba and Maria Menounus bumping rear ends against my very soul, that's my vision of heaven. Enjoy.

Sofia Vergara, Maria Menounos, Heidi Klum Among Hotties Worth Seeing at the 2013 Emmy Awards

Well, if I'm being honest, the Emmy Awards were pretty damn boring My expectations where low, they were met. But like all major award shows, they do bring out some of the finest women on the planet trying to look their finest, and that can never be wrong.

The 2013 Emmy Awards were highlighted by the good looking likes of Sofia Vergara, who steals every red carpet she ever attends, Maria Menounos, a Grecian TV goddess, Heidi Klum, Julie Bowen, Malin Akerman, and several other noteworthy sextastic stars of the small screen. I give the show a C minus, I give these ladies my phone number. Please, call me. Enjoy.

Maria Menounos Tight Skirt, Tight Top, Grecian Goddess Asstastic

I could ramble on and on about just how hot Maria Menounos is. And I think I shall.

Our belusted Grecian goddess looks finer on her daily job than just about anybody I can recall. Routinely like today in tight form fitting bottoms, low cut tops, and other outfits that highlight her sextastic female form. The same female body I'd like to sail around the world with, in an eight-foot dinghy, no motor, not even paddles really, just letting the four winds drift us through the seven seas as the echoed grunts and moans of our passions cause sea-going birds to alter their migration patterns. Not that I've been thinking about this much.

Oh, Maria, you have the shape of an hourglass that I would love to spend two to three minutes turning over. Please, never ever start wearing baggy clothes. Enjoy.

Maria Menounos Takes a Sweaty Kick-Ass Turn as a WWE Diva!

Talk about a wonderful harbinger of hotness. Our lady of the sextastic, Grecian goddess Maria Menounos, took a turn yesterday as a WWE Diva in a Summer Slam promotion that saw her cleavetastic halo grappling, lunging, and choking out various female wrestling opponents. I felt a little loss of oxygen my ownself leering at this truly extraordinary and completely unexpected sight. Not since the merging of chocolate and peanut butter have I felt such a rush of synergistic tingle.

I have absolutely no idea the forces that made this stellar visual possible, but whoever was in charge, I want to hug them. Unless it's a big sweaty dude, in which case I'll just do my usual of casually slipping a twenty-spot and asking for a center stage seat to check out Savannah. Oh, not even as good today as Maria flashing her toned tummy betwixt the turnbuckles. How badly do I want her to kick my ass? Oh, quite badly. Enjoy.