I've kind of been waiting to see Book of Mormon for a while now, we've heard nothing but good things about the Broadway show from the South Park creators, and I had tickets for the show this very week, but for my Uncle Salvatore, who isn't really an uncle at all by any legal definition, shot part of his big toe off with a spear gun in a scuba equipment store and now I need to watch his dogs while he's in surgery getting his iced digit sewn back on. You'd be surprised how often things like this happen in the family.
But, to live virtually through others, it's not so bad, especially if those other Book of Mormon attendees are super hotties like Emmanuelle Chriqui, Maria Menounos, and Ali Larter, just three of the sextastic celebrities at the Book of Mormon premiere here in Los Angeles. Now, as much as I think I'd like this stage show, were I sitting betwixt these three ladies in the theater, I have a feeling it'd mostly be yawns and attempts at second base in the darkened theater for me, followed by the inevitable slap, arrest, and restraining orders. I have a box at home just to keep them all organized. Enjoy.
Egotastic
Maria Menounos Goes Full Headlights to Highlight Her Hotness
Forget that our belusted Maria Menounos was on the set of Extra dancing to that idiotic fat Korean rapper music video teen girl frenzy, and just focus on how focused Maria's high beams were during her intense dancing. It was almost enough of a distraction to get us to stop staring at her stretch pants covered perfect booty for a few moments.
Nipple pokes vs. finely feathered asstastic, if that's the question in regard to Maria Menounos, our answer is 'all of the above'. Just so damn hot. Enjoy.
NOT THE FIRST TIME WE'VE SEEN MARIA'S GREEK PROUD NIPPLES POKING OUT