Lydia Bright

Billie Faiers Bikini Cleavage Drops Filming With TOWIE Girls in the Canaries

The reality show phenomenon The Only Way is Essex continues to appeal in Britain for the very same reason they do in the U.S. or any other country in the word. Busty girls showing off their melons in scene after scene of manufactured reality. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. In fact, I like a little story with my prurient peeks and ogling. It helps to focus the eyesight.

Billie Faiers and her chesty cohorts made their way about various staged settings in bikini tops flashing all kinds of cleavage in Tenerife to remind viewers why they’re watching TOWIE instead of Sherlock Holmes or Downton Abbey. Consider us reminded. It’s elementary, my dear Watson. Sextastic sells. And these girls aren’t being pulled away from shooting for pressing movie roles. Enjoy.

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Lydia Bright Bikini Pictures Reveal One Sun-Burnt TOWIE Butt

We’ve kind of missed our TOWIE girls doing blessedly showy things on Euro-vacations,but, thankfully, Lydia Bright, a young blonde member of the Essex-based sort of kind of reality show took to the beaches of Dubai (where I often vacation on long weekends) and burnt the stuffing out of her bun-nal regions, flashing a sunburn line as she raised her bikini bottom.

Now. I’m not a licensed physician, though I do pretend to be one at bars often, but I think that overheated bum-line of Lydia’s is going to need some serious Aloe-based emollient attention. Any volunteers for the rubbing portion of the medical treatment? Enjoy.