Emma Watson in a very leggy dress. (Celebuzz)
Kim Kardashian cleavy magazine cover. (HuffPo)
Is Florence Brudenell-Bruce banging British royalty? (FoxNew)
Or, is Pippa Middleton Prince Harry's new chambermaid? (GossipCenter)
Lucy Pinder sexy new lingerie video. (AskMen)
Giada De Laurentiis serves some juicy melons. (TheChive)
Our favorite ginger hottie, Renee Olstead, is a bloggin'. (Buzznet)
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Hard to imagine, but the 2012 calendars are already in the works. They won't be on sale for several more months, but already the hot glamour and swimsuit models are being oiled up and shot for the pictorial months of the year that will hang on your wall starting next January. It's calendar shoot season, which means previews and outtakes and other delightful bits, starting off with the inimitable Lucy Pinder, of Lucy Pinder and the Amazing Funbags fame. I'm not exactly sure which room of my Mini-McMansion I'll be hanging the 2012 Lucy Pinder calendar, but I can assure you, it will one of the darker, more private spaces in my abode. Please wake me when it's 2012. And, enjoy.
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Well, those Pippa Middleton upskirt pictures have me hankering for a whole lot more royal skin; and being that amongst the thousands or so titled class in Jolly Old, I can count the number of blue bloods I'd like to see re-enacting The Emperor's New Clothes on a single paw, we had to dig into the metaphorical closet for some sweet regal treats courtesy of ridiculously sexy Queen for a Day, Lucy Pinder, and these Rule Britannia topless picture outtakes from her recent Nuts magazine photoshoot. What's not to love about a woman with a beautifully furry crown? Enjoy.
As I continue to stockpile facial tissue for my inevitable gush of tears while watching Bill and Kate get married on Friday in some enormous gathering of British muckety-mucks, I try to remind myself who the real royalty are of this world. No, it's not the inner kings and queens found in the rich and worthy hearts of the common man. It's sexy celebrities with gorgeous knockers. Thankfully, our friends at Nuts have put it all in perspective for us this week, by naming the spectacular Lucy Pinder and her faptabulous funbags as the Queen of Boobs. Oh, sure, we could open an endless parliamentary debate over who is the ultimate highness of hooters, but I'm quite happy with Lucy Pinder and I will not look a gift horse with gorgeous globes in the mouth. I mean, eventually, you have to look her in the mouth, to say 'hello' and 'how you doing' and such, but even when you raise your gaze your mind's eye will still be on those magnificent melons. Enjoy.
Our friends at Nuts may have gone too far now, with this immense collection of super sexy Lucy Pinder boobs falling out of her little top, followed up immediately by Lucy and our be-lusted Page 3 young hottie, Rosie Jones playing all kinds of funbag games together. Dare I say, too much hot boobtastic? I dare not, because I love it way too much. In this time of world crisis, not to mention a royal marriage that could easily last two to three years, there can be no better communal salve than the hot melon thangs of these beautiful glamor models slash pin up girls slash ladies of the front and back of my mind. Keep on bouncing, girls, the world needs you. Enjoy.
Lucy Pinder and Rosie Jones together, almost too much, yet, never enough.
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HUMPDAY HUZZAH: Lucy Pinder Outtakes Take the Cake
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I don't know about you, but the past three days have felt like an eternity. I think it may be the summer heat or the personal grief suffered over the rejection letter I got from FIFA about mounting cameras in the Women's World Cup Soccer showers, but it's been dragging. It's Wednesday and we're halfway to the mini-heaven known as the weekend, which, I've discovered, comes much faster with the ogle-worthy addition of some distinguished midweek mammaries, this week, courtesy of the ever- sexy Lucy Pinder in some boobtastic outtakes from a recent Nuts magazine photoshoot. With humps like these, the week promises to wind down with style. Enjoy.