I really can’t get enough Lucy Pinder.
I was thinking the other day if I could, imagining the possibility of too much Lucy Pinder hotness, like what if she had seventeen ridiculously hot funbags instead of just two, a hot body that refused to ever leave your side, or a sultry come-hither smile that was on 24 hours a day. And that would still never be enough.
Even without her glasses on, the spectacles that turn wanton men into a public spectacle when viewing, Lucy Pinder might just be the glamour model to beat on the entire Isle of Britannia. In her new cover pictorial for Nuts magazine, the sextastic brunette mixes see-through lingerie, cars, and her own twin-tata-turbine engine to win the checkered flag (and that flag wasn’t checkered when we started ogling her today, I assure you). Just such a delicious treat. Enjoy.
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There’s no doubt Lucy Pinder is one of our very most favorite of the sextastic Britty glamour models, something very naughty librarian about her whole hot look. So when we saw her playing up her naughty girl in glasses topless thing in what seems to be a promo for her app (who doesn’t have an app these days?), well, we fell into about a six hour tailspin of fantasies involving late night bookstacking, the Dewey Decimal System, and Lucy Pinder all kinds of falling out of her top.
Take a look for yourself and see if you don’t just want to have this librarian shoosh you but hard in the pants. Enjoy.
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Here we go again with our very favorite communal moment of the week and this one is a doozy. The time when every Egotastic! boy and girl brings their personal marshmallows to the campfire for some scary stories, a stiff glass of cocoa, and the melting of the sextastic smores we like to call Reader Finds.
This week’s blessed bounty of booty and the boobtastic include Kat Dennings flashing her cleavage to a naughty bear, Diora Baird topless today and of yesteryear, Olga Kurylenko of Bond movie fame quite nekkid, Christina Ricci nipple pokes, Lucy Pinder playing topless Supergirl, Kari Byron still chesty awesome in new Mythbusters show caps, Entourage actress Janet Montgomery topless on TV, Michelle Hunziker flashing her nips, Aussie actress Rhiannon Fish bikini bosomy amazing, Katherine Heigl classic cleavage, Jessica Lowndes panties peek upskirt, Jessica Szohr nude body painted, and model Sara Ziff topless. It’s all good.
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We lust Lucy Pinder as a cat to a ball of yarn. We want to play with her throughout the day, unwind her, pounce, and ultimately fall into a deep sleep with her tucked protectively under our paws while we dream of the next day’s games.
When Lucy Pinder gets topless, as in her very latest Nuts magazine pictorial, well, screw the yarn analogies, we just want to leer at her and drool. She’s so hot. That body of hers could launch a thousand ships. I’m not even sure what the means, but I know exactly where I’d like to sink my personal titanic. Avast ye mammaries! Enjoy.
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Talk about growing sales. The smart people behind the EuroLottery know that sex sells, or, more specifically, the sextastic, so if you’re pimping your gambling operation, you find yourself one super hot young celeb model, put her in hardly any clothes, have her sell your shizz, and you’re golden.
Enter Lucy Pinder, just the right fit for this business venture. Covered topless in little bits of skimpy lingerie, what wouldn’t you buy from her? Quick firing up of the mental nuggets here and I can’t think of a thing. Enjoy.
Oh, blessed mother of self-published pics, how you grace us. There really is no better modern day phenomenon, a billion dollars worth of Instagram phenomenon, than sextastic celebrities shooting pictures of themselves on their camera phones and distributing them out to the world wide digisphere. Wunderbar.
This weeks Sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-shot contributions from G4 hottie hostess, Candace Bailey, some bunny love from Shakira, a couple of at home shots from AJ Michalka and Aly Michalka, Sara Jean Underwood mounting another woman, Kendall Jenner bikini teen delights, and so much more we can’t even list it all. It’s a veritable plethora of personal celebrity pics that must be seen to be appreciated. Enjoy.
We happen to believe Lucy Pinder is one of the most outrageously sextastic women in this world. She may herself be keeping the entire island of England afloat with the power of her amazing wonderments and sweet delicious body.
In her latest photoshoot from our friends across the pond at Nuts, Lucy shows why men are essentially helpless before supremely hot women as our primordial instinct overtakes every single bit of our ability to think rationally. Propagate the species is all that comes to mind. It’s the details therein that ought make you smile widely. Enjoy.
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