Lucy Pinder

Lucy Pinder Topless Pictures Scream Hella Hotness for Ta-Ta-Tuesdays


We lust Lucy Pinder as a cat to a ball of yarn. We want to play with her throughout the day, unwind her, pounce, and ultimately fall into a deep sleep with her tucked protectively under our paws while we dream of the next day's games.

When Lucy Pinder gets topless, as in her very latest Nuts magazine pictorial, well, screw the yarn analogies, we just want to leer at her and drool. She's so hot. That body of hers could launch a thousand ships. I'm not even sure what the means, but I know exactly where I'd like to sink my personal titanic. Avast ye mammaries! Enjoy.

Lucy Pinder Covered Topless Lingerie Pictures Help Pimp the Lottery

Talk about growing sales. The smart people behind the EuroLottery know that sex sells, or, more specifically, the sextastic, so if you're pimping your gambling operation, you find yourself one super hot young celeb model, put her in hardly any clothes, have her sell your shizz, and you're golden.

Enter Lucy Pinder, just the right fit for this business venture. Covered topless in little bits of skimpy lingerie, what wouldn't you buy from her? Quick firing up of the mental nuggets here and I can't think of a thing. Enjoy.

Weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Candace Bailey, Shakira, The Michalka Sisters, and Much Much More…

Oh, blessed mother of self-published pics, how you grace us. There really is no better modern day phenomenon, a billion dollars worth of Instagram phenomenon, than sextastic celebrities shooting pictures of themselves on their camera phones and distributing them out to the world wide digisphere. Wunderbar.  

This weeks Sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-shot contributions from G4 hottie hostess, Candace Bailey, some bunny love from Shakira, a couple of at home shots from AJ Michalka and Aly Michalka, Sara Jean Underwood mounting another woman, Kendall Jenner bikini teen delights, and so much more we can't even list it all. It's a veritable plethora of personal celebrity pics that must be seen to be appreciated. Enjoy.

Lucy Pinder Kicks Off A Day Dedicated to Sweet Sweet Funbags (Which Could Be Any Day Here)


We happen to believe Lucy Pinder is one of the most outrageously sextastic women in this world. She may herself be keeping the entire island of England afloat with the power of her amazing wonderments and sweet delicious body.

In her latest photoshoot from our friends across the pond at Nuts, Lucy shows why men are essentially helpless before supremely hot women as our primordial instinct overtakes every single bit of our ability to think rationally. Propagate the species is all that comes to mind. It's the details therein that ought make you smile widely. Enjoy.

Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Behind the Scenes Bikini Pics from Spring Breakers, Adrianne Curry Asstastic, Arianny Celeste Bikini Hotness, and Much Much More

I'm starting to really wonder if the celebrities themselves aren't going to drive the paparazzi out of business by snapping sexy photos of themselves in spots, both geographic and bodygraphic, where even the most ardent pap snapper can't duplicate. The number of Twitpics and Instagrams is increasing, as some of our very favorite sexy celebs just continue the camera work after the professional cameras have all gone home. What a joyous turn of events.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some hotness from our regularly self-photogging sexy ladies such as Adrianne Curry, Ashley Tisdale, Arianny Celeste, Kendall Jenner, and the trio of minx hotties, Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens, and Selena Gomez on the set of Spring Breakers, and ever so much more. If you like going behind the scenes for private-time hotness, you've got to check this out. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Hayden Panettiere Camel Toe, Emily O’Hare Topless, Mariska Hargitay Nekkid, and Much Much More…


Oh, sure, Communism got a bad rap, and the communal piss-pot, well, that was an ill-conceived notion from the get-go. And don't even get me started on probation related community service along the roadside. The point is, while many communal dreams end up being painful realities, not so with our weekly Reader Finds, where the entirety of the skintastic Zion we call Egotastic! comes together to share bits and pieces of celebrity hotness. Since 1927, there's been nothing finer on the Internet.

This week's Reader Finds is as eclectic as it is, well, just steamy hot, including Hayden Panettiere camel toe, WAG Emily O'Hara topless, Law & Order star Mariska Hargitay unclad, Sophie Howard flashing her twin winners, Miley Cyrus flashing some bra in real life, as well as Katherine McPhee, Elisha Cuthbert, and Holly Earl all flashing bras on their TV shows, Helen Flanagan revealing upskirt, Leven Rambin nipslip, Micaela Schaeffer sideboob modeling, Sara Jean Underwood sexy swimsuit, Valerie Van Der Graff photoshoot topless, Nina Agdal lingerie awesomeness, and Lucy Pinder in some behind the scenes topless wonderment. It's all so very good.

Lucy Pinder and Lucy Collett and Fellow Fantastically Funbagged Friends Flash for Midweek Glory


When we heard our friends at Nuts we're releasing a special pictorial in honor of big funbags, well, we had a little releasing of our own to consider. As you know, we are appreciators of the boobtastic of all shapes and sizes here. Mother Nature has yet to pack a pair of flesh puppies onto a hot girl that we don't consider downright beautiful, especially when oiled and shimmering beneath the environmentally friendly bulbs recently installed in our basement apartment. In short, size does not matter, but, yeah, big is pretty nice.

Lucy Pinder is not just fortunate enough to have been born ridiculously hot, but she's got a pair of melons on her most definitely worth celebrating; throw in the newly crowned monumental pair of ginger-not Lucy Collett, along with Lacey Banghard and Stacey Poole,  and you have a downright ogle worthy bit of midweek drudgery relief. Enjoy.