Lucy Pinder

Lucy Pinder Topless, Angelic, Nekkid, Devilish Goodness

Lucy Pinder Shines While Being Nekkid for Nuts Magazine November 2012
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People often ask me, even just this very morning, ‘Hey, shithead, what’s with you and Lucy Pinder? Why are you so obsessed with that girl?’. And I usually answer back, ‘STFU, Mom! You just don’t get what me and Lucy have together.’ Then usually the police are called, somebody in reflective sunglasses mutters something about outstanding warrants, and I’m left in a holding cell for 24 hours with a bunch of guys who look at me like I look at Lucy. It never ends well.

What’s with me and Lucy Pinder? Well, she just happens to be one of the most dope girls on the face of this six or seven or eight billion person planet (I’m too tired to Wiki), a stunning brunette with a simply perfect body and an alluring glance that will allure you right out of your common senses. Could you imagine saying ‘no’ to this girl for any request?

In her brand new pictorial from our friends at Nuts magazine, Lucy literally glows with sextastic as she bares her body for the benefit of oglers, admirers, and just anyone who has to decide whether to dress to the left or the right in the morning. Lucy has been blessed with certain talents and she shares those talents with the world. That is the definition of grace (and super wicked hotness). Enjoy.

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Lucy Pinder Topless Lingerie Brings Us One Step Closer to Heaven

Lucy Pinder Topless Frank White Lingerie Photoshoot
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To say we’re deeply in lust with Lucy Pinder, that might be the understatement of the millenium. The brunette vixen from across the pond photographs ridiculously well (not all super hot girls do, mind you) and in the hands of a photographer like Frank White, turns a lingerie striptease pictorial into a piece of art. Well, pieces of art. At least two amazing pieces.

At some point, we need to start recognizing different categories of hotness, echelons of Egotastic!, but for today, we’ll just recognize Lucy Pinder as a girl who has a higher success rate than Viagra in firming up the male constitution. Enjoy.


Lucy Pinder 2013 Topless Calendar Pictures Hot Enough to Form a Rift in the Space-Time Continuum

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You know we happen to believe that Lucy Pinder is one of the single most sextastic women walking the face of this gaseous orb we call our home planet. Just drop dead hottie. When she puts those glasses on, the flickering arrow tilts right into red overload mode as the pressure builds to dangerous levels.

Lucy doesn’t do nearly as much topless modeling as she used to, so it’s even a greater treat when the ridiculously good-looking brunette favors her ogling gentleman brigade with fun flashes of her perfectly plump melons. It’s a doubleheader of the DD-variety.

Our friends at Nuts magazine were kind enough to preview Lucy’s 2013 topless wall calendar, which if it isn’t hanging somewhere in your eyeball range on January 1, 2013, well, shame on you. Enjoy.

Lucy Pinder and Holly Peers and Friends Topless for Bodacious Brunette Goodness

Lucy Pinder, Holly Peers and Friends 'Big Boobed Brunettes' Topless Nuts Shoot
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I love any theme that involves super hot topless women. The theme could be ‘Chicks Who Dig Tree Frogs’ or ‘Women Scared of Model Trains’, I care not, so long as the list includes a bevy of sensational looking women with even more sensational funbags.

Of course, our friends across the pond at Nuts magazine get more to the point with their themes, is in the case of their outstanding current pictorial entitled ‘Big Boobed Brunettes’, which features among the winners the uber-sextastic Lucy Pinder and the amazing Holly Peers; they both certainly more than qualify for the category.

Yes, we love a good theme, especially one that requires very little thinking and lots of ogling. Enjoy.


Humpday Huzzah! Lucy Pinder Topless Bikini Pictures Made Even Hotter With Friends

Lucy Pinder and Friends Bikini Topless Outtakes in Nuts July 2012
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I think Barney sang a wonderful song about the value of friendship, and that purple dinosaur come to life had not yet even seen the true value of friendship, as in when the smoking sextastic Lucy Pinder got together with her busty BFFs, Sabine Jemeljanova, Emily O’Hara, and Lacey Banghard to shoot a ‘bikini comes off’ sextacular pictorial for our friends at Nuts.

Now, I’m not saying that you can’t have friends for all sorts of fun-time activities, but the super hottie friends you have that get topless with you on the beach, those are the truest friends of all. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Kristen Stewart Topless on the Road, Charlize Theron Topless, Candice Swanepoel Topless, and Much Much More…

Charlize Theron Topless in Playboy 1999
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Thank whatever higher power you believe in that we’ve reached the end of this week. What a mother-bleeping turn of the screw this one was what with the holiday weekend and having to be in court to battle charges of… well, nevermind, that’s kind of personal. The point is, what of my personal soothing balms is the application of celebrity flesh, the pot of stone sextastic soup assembled by all of you, for all of us, to come together as on. Yep, Reader Finds.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Charlize Theron topless in her classic bunny shoot, Candice Swanepoel flashing her tube tops in another classic magazine pictorial, Brooke Hogan covered topless, Lucy Pinder deliciously topless, Kristen Stewart topless in On The Road and some sweet sideboob from the Cosmopolis movie premiere, Ali Larter nipple pokes, Virgina Efira covered topless, Ricki-Lee Coulter covered topless, Russian pole-vaulter Darya Klishina, and three super curvy girls deliciously nekkid in Vogue France. Enjoy.

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Lucy Pinder Topless Hot and Amazing in Loaded Magazine

Lucy Pinder Topless Photoshoot in Loaded Magazine July 2012 Issue
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I saw the movie Polar Express where the crazy-eyed little animated kid learned from Tom Hanks that he just needed to BELIEVE in Santa Claus and then I guess he would get presents for life or something. I don’t exactly remember because those little Children of the Corn eyes in all the little cartoon kids in that movie gives me nightmares to this day, but I do remember, that if you only believe, then all your dreams can come true.

For several years now I have believed that Lucy Pinder is one of the world’s greatest glamorous funbag treasures. Okay, not that I was alone in this regard, but I did believe that she deserved far more attention, and, let’s call it, exhibition space. I didn’t need Tom Hanks dressed in a conductor suit to teach me that Lucy’s fabulous chest puppies and her hot looks, when properly combined, could bring a smile even to Victoria Beckham’s face (obviously, that’s not a real life example). And, through all this belief, the time has finally come that Lucy Pinder is getting her due, just appearing left and right and up and down.

In the July edition of Loaded magazine, Lucy Pinder just tops them all with her beautiful round tops and wicked come-hither looks. In fact, I’ve been coming hither for the past three hours just checking out Lucy. I invite you to experience the same. Enjoy.