Oh, yes, we’ve reached the happiest moment of the week. That time in which all the work that is behind is behind, and all the debauchery, sports, and napping on the the couches of strangers lay before. That might be lie. But it’s most definitely not a lie, which is why on Fridays of all days, we truly celebrate the fluffy goodness that brings a smile to every man and Sapphic leaning woman’s face. Big beautiful bodacious breasts. All the more perfect when attached to a super sextastic woman like Lucy Pinder in her brand new Nuts photoshoot.
Now, I once made the mistake of calling Lucy Pinder the most alluring woman in the world. A mistake in so much as I got tons of angry letters from readers who begged to differ, and since I got zero nookie from Lucy out of such a lofty compliment, well, I’ve since learned to keep the superlatives to a minimum. But, oh, my. That body, that come hither and play touch football with me look. It’s a killer. And a great way to kick off the weekend. Thank God It’s Fumbags!
We have a mighty mighty thing for Lucy Pinder and her bodily wonderments. We’re even willing to interpret her latest pictorial set in Loaded magazine, where Lucy seems to be caught up in the papal nominating process that is not sweeping the rest of the world.
While we stay away from all things religious on Egotastic!, we do definitely drive right toward all things boobtastic, And, yes, the idea of snogging Lucy Pinder naughtily in the pews of some church, that is appealing. But, mostly, we’d just like to see her portrayal of Eve in the Garden, as we help her lose her innocence. Enjoy.
Now, I don’t speak British so well, and I really have no idea what the lads mean by ‘boobiest’, but it’s not the kind of title you question. Man instinct tells you it’s just the kind of thing you’re going to have to peruse for your own self. And peruse we are, at the supremely passion inducing soft and perfectly fluffy lady parts on Lucy Pinder, a girl we have lusted since we first feasted peeps upon her.
On Tuesdays, like all other days of the week, we bow down to the best and most boobtastic of visual treats. Make no mistake about it, Lucy is a treat for two. Enjoy.
READER FINDS: Fired School Teacher Stacie Halas in Naughty Repose, Olga Kurylenko Nekkid, Eva Mendes Wicked Hot, and Much Much More…
Wow, what a week. I feel deader than Manti Te’o’s girlfriend (too early?). But there’s nothing to rejuvenate the soul quite like the dulcet visuals of the collective celebrity skin we like to call Reader Finds. That once a week gathering of some of the finest souls on this planet to exchange and intercourse some of the most outrageously hot skin-filled celebrity poses. Think of it as a TED Conference, if TED Conferences were really fucking interesting.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Brooke Hogan nip slip on TNA Wrestling (thanks to our favorite EgoReader “Anon’), models Lynette Harris and Nikki Lee Young topless painted up for New England vs. Baltimore showdown in BlazingHot magazine (contributed by ‘Jim S.’ of Premier Rides coaster builders), Stacie Halas, the middle school teacher fired for being Tiffany Six, porn star (inspired by naughty student ‘Thomas’), more topless modeling pictures form Emily DiDonato (kudios to ‘Ty’), Eva Mendes so supremely hot in black and white (thank you ‘Junirods’), Miley Cyrus see-through to the nips (donated by ‘Alberto’), Mary Louise Parker showing off her own hotself on Instagram (bless you ‘Mike’), Lucy Pinder smoking hot in lingerie (we owe thanks to ‘Evan G.’), Holly Peers, Nicole Neal, and Staci Noblett topless Pabo 2013 screencaps (lovely lasses by ‘Rome’), Helena Christensen poking hot (dropped delicious from ‘Steve J.’), Laura Harring sexy leg show (thank you kindly, ‘Derrick’), Chabeli Navarro and Cristina Merino topless screencaps for Interviu magazine photoshoot (a million Internet points for ‘Devon’), more Lucy Pinder topless with her gal pal Rosie Jones in their Nuts photoshoot (contributed by ‘Barry’), Olga Kurylenko quite unclothed and sweet (delivered to doorstep by ‘Wayne C.’), and Wendy Fiore in the world’s most improbably covered topless shower scene, from Wendy4.com (kudos to ‘Vanua’), Damn, that’s a lot of skin! Enjoy.
It truly is the most wonderful time of the year. When children are laughing and playing in the snow. Mistletoe hanging. Trees a flocking. And the sense of winter wonderment is everywhere. Most especially on the pages of Nuts magazine for their annual X-mas special pictorial featuring four of the hottest women on this here planet, Lucy Pinder, India Reynolds, Rosie Jones, and Holly Peers literally lighting your yule logs on fire with topless holiday merriment.
Now, I know every family has their own Christmas traditions, but in the Egotastic! house, the annual leering and ogling of Britty glamour models jiggling about and tossing fake snowballs ranks well above ornament dangling. Enjoy.