Lucy Collett

Thank God It’s Funbags! Lucy Collett Brings Out the Big Reds to Turn Your Jimmies Blue

 
By Bill Swift | October 5, 2012 @ 1:33 pm
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Holy crap it's been a long week. One of those weeks where you purchase the weekend beer on Monday, stare at it on Tuesday, smell it on Wednesday, chill it on Thursday, and finally, finally crack it open on Friday (as if we didn't crack it open when we got home from the store on Monday; still, we just sent the intern out to get more, that is the great thing about beer, there's always more.)

To celebrate the reaching of this milestone we call Friday, the gateway to debauchery, desperate attempts at casual sex, and finding out what happens when you fire Silly String directly into the rectum of your passed out friend (honestly, don't draw the short straw and end up being the guy who has to hold the canister on that prank), we bring you the beautiful, bodacious, and ever memorable mammaries of ginger hottie Lucy Collett, in an office striptease of workwoman like proportions.

Now, I'm perfectly aware that Lucy is not in a real office, nor is there any chance that Liza, the unusually attractive girl in our office whose job nobody is quite clear about, is going to strip down and flash her wares like Lucy Collett, but, if you can't dare to dream, then you may as well just work through the weekend. Enjoy.

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Lucy Collett Gingertastic Topless Outtakes Are a Ta-Ta-Tueday Slam Dunk

 
By Bill Swift | September 18, 2012 @ 7:26 am
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As you may know, the word Tuesday is derived from the ancient Greek word toosz, which means women of blessed filled funbags wearing some type of barely covering toga. In the spirt of the day, we do try to find the best and the most bodacious in the world of celebrity pillowy parts, and we often need look no further than our late night, early morning, midday, and all-times in between favorite booby call, the red-headed wonder, Lucy Collett.

Seen here in outtakes (which ever and forever kick arse on published pictures) from her recent Nuts magazine spread, the ginger wonder flashes wonderfully full views of the perkalicious pair currently raising her celebrity quotient on five continents.

Just so damn inviting. And I think I know just the way to RSVP. Enjoy.

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Lucy Collett Topless for the Naughties of Office Looks

 
By Bill Swift | September 14, 2012 @ 1:25 pm
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It's been one hell of a week, one hell of a week for British funbags in particular, from the regal heights, to the blessedly bubbly commoner chest puppies, we view them all with equal ogling pleasure.

To send us off this week from office detail into the land of weekend bliss, let's keep it in English context with Lucy Collett, our belusted ginger with a naughty office striptease complete with the absolute-must of workplace black glasses, taking all of it off to reveal her fabulously plump pair of delights. Here are British boobs that can not spark outrage, only blind lust and a bit of drooling. Another way it ought to be. Enjoy.

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Lucy Collett Topless Jungle Honey Is the Sweetness We Need To Survive a Monday (VIDEO)

 
By Bill Swift | September 10, 2012 @ 11:53 am
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 Lucy Collett Topless Jungle Honey Photoshoot
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Our passion quest for all things Lucy Collett is to the point that her pictorials don't really even need to make much sense to us for us to fall deep into lust once more with the bodacious ginger Britty celeb model.

In this 'Jungle Honey' photoshoot, Lucy seems to be lost in the jungle and does what any sane explorer would do under such conditions, she takes off her top and reveals her massively memorable mammaries to ward of potential animal assailants. Only, she's forgotten the most dangerous of lurkers, the gentleman oglers with a penchant for perky pairs of ginger melons. Let the virtual pillow assault commence! Enjoy.

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Lucy Collett Red Lingerie, Red Topless, Red Hot for Ta-Ta-Tuesdays!

 
By Bill Swift | August 28, 2012 @ 10:10 am
Lucy Collett Topless in Red Lingerie Photoshoot
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I've been taking a lot of flack from the goons around the Egotastic! office about my supposed infatuation with Lucy Collett, the ginger-haired red-dagger from the British Isles with the boobtastic so fantastic. So much so that I agreed to go visit my shrink, the esteemed Dr. Louden-Sparks to get an opinion as to possible over-obsession. According to Louden-Sparks, I have some condition with some fancy Latin term that basically means I can't stop thinking about amazing looking redheads with killer tubes. He reached into his medical samples drawer for what I figured would be some type of psychoactive pharmaceutical to relieve me of my incessant yearnings, but, rather, pulled out an extraordinarily large tub of Eucerin lotion and told me to try and avoid tug burns. That shrink really gets me.

And thankfully, right at the same time as Lucy Collett put out a pictorial of epic red proportions, a teasy parade of the ginger faptastic in a red lingerie striptease that will likely cause many of you as well to strain a ligament in your opposable thumb of choice. Sure, I'm way too obsessed with Lucy, but I'm at least hoping this isn't one of those cases where all the buddies gather round and wonder what the hell their half-crazed friend sees in this girl. Are you not seeing it too? Enjoy.

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Staci Noblett Dares to Challenge Lucy Collett in Our Weekly Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

 
By Bill Swift | August 23, 2012 @ 10:10 am
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We love it when a hottie challenger throws down the gauntlet for one of our longer time favorites, it's like watching the origin story of an epic topless pillow fight where we get to sit in the lounge chair and eat cashews while the girls pull hair and rip each other's tops off. Of course, we imagine that every hour on the hour.

in this week's Page 3 battle of the amazing chest bulges, super hot-bodied Staci Noblett goes straight for the queen of the hill, in challenging our ginger darling, Lucy Collett, to a stand-up contest of the perkiest protrusions on the planet. While there are no losers in a contest of the cupcakes, there can only be one winner, so whose ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Topless Battle: Staci Noblett vs. Lucy Collett

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Holly Peers and Friends Topless Outtakes Mean the Olympics Will Never Truly End, Not on Ta-Ta-Tuesday They Won’t

 
By Bill Swift | August 21, 2012 @ 8:56 am
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I remember some French type dude from the IOC once saying that the Olympic Games are not merely a once every four year athletic event, but, rather, an ideal and spirit of competition and cooperation that continues daily, every day. Truly inspiring. But not nearly inspiring as our friends at Nuts magazine who have released outtakes from their truly gold-medal worthy pictorial of the Boob Olympics featuring Holly Peers and Leah Francis and Emma Glover and Lucy Collett, a sweat-inducing event that we truly do hope continues daily in our lives, in the spirit of fapitation.

Let the games continue! Enjoy.

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