Lucy Collett

Lucy Collett Puts Her Ta-Ta’s Up Against Rhian Sugden in an Epic Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Talk about two champions getting into the ring and you can't decide who you want to win.

Our undying lust for both competitors in today's Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic is immeasurable, at least not without a yardstick (hey!). Lucy Collett, our serious object d' lust in fine ginger curvy heavenly form going up against Rhian Sugden, the au natural blonde who makes our heart skip a beat every time we gaze upon her faptastic topless form. This is truly a battle of the titans today. Like deciding which of your children you love more.

But, in there end, there can be only one, so who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Lucy Collet vs. Rhian Sugden

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If You’re Buying Me a Christmas Gift This Week — Lucy Collett Topless Under My Tree Pretty Please

 

When I was a kid, every year at Yuletide, I dreamed of the magical train set or the G.I. Joe 'Go Joe' Super Power Pack collection underneath the pine tree. But, as my old man liked to remind me, dreams are for the kids whose dads might actually buy them something cool for Christmas, whereas, I had no shot, so I should start elevating used tube socks on my list for Santa and I'd never be disappointed.

Well, now, as a fully grown, yet entirely immature adult, it's no longer trains or action figures that dance about my head like cherry plums, it's the thought of my ginger curvy passion, Lucy Collett, writhing topless atop fruit cakes on the linoleum floor beneath my little aluminum tree. And, just the thought of Santa dropping this wicked hot and plump-puppied gift beneath my hopeful tree, well, now I am going to need that tube sock.

Take a look at Lucy in her latest pictorial and tell me you've got a better gift idea! Enjoy.

Lucy Collett Topless Ginger Bombshells Continue to Feed Our Readhead Obsessions

 

Wow and funbag she-dazzle!

How the heck are we supposed to be diminishing what our shrink, the eminent and affordable HMO prescribed psychiatrist Dr. Leonard Fudge calls our 'dangerous and unhealthy fascination with bosom-blessed redheaded females' when we witness yet another round of the curvaceous sextacular from our object d' lust, Lucy Collett.

I mean, seriously, just look at Lucy Collett in her black lingerie barely clinging, before falling, off of her faptastic body and tell me how a man already weak before the female flesh is supposed to not spin out of control with thoughts of late evening horseback riding roleplay, complete with crop and one of those new inflatable protective vests that cushions the ribs when thrown from the back of a bucking mare. And there would be bucking. Enjoy.

Lucy Collett and Sam Cooke Go Red on White in the Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

 

This is like some kind of Weird Science maniacal experiment whose mere testing could lead to chain reaction of uncontrollable sextastic, redheaded bombshell Lucy Collett taking on blonde bombshell Sam Cooke in a battle of the fairest barest tops of them all in this week's Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic.

Since boobs will someday save the world, we consider these jousts to be necessary training for the inevitable titanic flesh puppy salvation, and there's no better way to train than by way of girls who are proud and full-frontal topless. Lucy and Sam, two amazing specimens of the female form, but today, only one set of knockers can be declared the winner. Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Lucy Collett Brings a Friend to Help Moisturize for Mammarial Mondays

 

I have a sneaking suspicion that wonderfully ginger and ridiculously hot-bodied Lucy Collett is going to become a fixture on our beginning of the week salute to all things fun and full-funbaggery, Mammarial Mondays. I mean, Lucy Collett already owns my heart and other vital organs more vital than the heart, but when she decided to bring one of her friends into the shower with her, well, there was no need to really do a full casting session for this week's MM.

We're celebrating the lowliest and most poorly thought of day of the week with the most wonderful of sites, Lucy Collett and her redheaded wonderments along with shower buddy. Things could be worse. Enjoy.

Lucy Collett Topless Ginger Goodness So Hot, We Almost Want to Weep

 

Yes, yes, I know, we're somewhat (if not extremely) addicted to the ginger bodacious goodness that is Lucy Collett, but you must admit, if you're going to be completely swooned over the top by something in this world, why not a red-headed super babe with just the most curvaceous amazing body. I mean, I've got a friend really into misprinted stamps, and I'd say my Lucy Collett fever trumps his insane passions, though both of us do have fantasies involving licking.

Gretchen, my dutiful six-fingered right hand woman once told me she saw a painting in a museum so beautiful, she wanted to cry. I never quite understood her feminine sensibilities until I started tearing up while ogling a topless Lucy Collett. Men have their sensitive sides too. Enjoy.

Lucy Collett Topless Sudsy Pictures Help You Come Clean on a Mammarial Monday

 

I love when our readers get all hot and bothered in letters to us, because the more irate the letter, the more we know it's going to have something to do with bare chest puppies, almost always, save for the letters my mom writes keeps writing under pen names demanding her piece of the $437 and change Egotastic! fortune.

Somebody is quite upset that we don't have a special day for fabulous funbags associated with Mondays, the bluest day of the week, the day when we pay the price for our weekend's rampage, for us, usually meaning some type of expedited bail hearing based upon a dramatic plea for mercy and rousing our defense attorney from his Jaegermeister slumber. Hence, today we being Mammarial Mondays, a knocker-start to the work week that puts the beautiful bumpers front and center on this long haul truck we call home.

To kick off Mammarial Mondays and to help us swell with inaugural pride, we have the soapy, sudsy latest and inflatest from our ginger belusted glamour celeb, Lucy Collett, showing that baths can become fun again the minute you replace your rubber ducky with your bubbly fu-- well, you get the idea. So hop in and check out the full and sudsy fun times of Lucy Collett. It's Mammarial Mondays. Enjoy.

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