When I was a kid, every year at Yuletide, I dreamed of the magical train set or the G.I. Joe 'Go Joe' Super Power Pack collection underneath the pine tree. But, as my old man liked to remind me, dreams are for the kids whose dads might actually buy them something cool for Christmas, whereas, I had no shot, so I should start elevating used tube socks on my list for Santa and I'd never be disappointed.
Well, now, as a fully grown, yet entirely immature adult, it's no longer trains or action figures that dance about my head like cherry plums, it's the thought of my ginger curvy passion, Lucy Collett, writhing topless atop fruit cakes on the linoleum floor beneath my little aluminum tree. And, just the thought of Santa dropping this wicked hot and plump-puppied gift beneath my hopeful tree, well, now I am going to need that tube sock.
Take a look at Lucy in her latest pictorial and tell me you've got a better gift idea! Enjoy.
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Lucy Collett Puts Her Ta-Ta’s Up Against Rhian Sugden in an Epic Battle of the Boobtastic
Talk about two champions getting into the ring and you can't decide who you want to win.
Our undying lust for both competitors in today's Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic is immeasurable, at least not without a yardstick (hey!). Lucy Collett, our serious object d' lust in fine ginger curvy heavenly form going up against Rhian Sugden, the au natural blonde who makes our heart skip a beat every time we gaze upon her faptastic topless form. This is truly a battle of the titans today. Like deciding which of your children you love more.
But, in there end, there can be only one, so who's ta-ta's reign supreme?