Lucy Collett

Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Rhian Sugden Undressed Up for the Nuts 10th Anniversary

 

I'm not exactly sure what the 10th anniversary present is supposed to be, but our good friends at Nuts magazine are celebrating their 10th with a gaggle of their finest glamour models flashing their topless goodness in the place of candles. I'm quite certain that's better than silver or pewter or aluminum or whatever the less interesting 10th anniversary gift givers producer.

The likes of Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Rhian Sugden, Lucy Collett and more all celebrating the lads magazines finest faptastic funbags. Now that's a party the way parties ought to be. No offense to the Pictionary crowd, naturally. Enjoy.

Lucy Collett And I Will Probably Be a Couple Soon, Well, After I Fall Asleep

 

I know for some of you Lucy Collett is not your cup of tea. For others, she is the pearl in your oyster. Or, maybe something more to do with her oyster perhaps. Either way, you already know my affection for curvaceous red heads, even if there's a little help from the coloration department.

Now, I'm a man who's oft been accused of infatuations with far too many women. I can only assure you that these prurient and unwholesome feelings are entirely and desperately real. I am a a man inclined to love women. I love almost everything about them, not all, but many. You start adding in the shades of ginger and the funbags of a luxury hotel pillow and I'm apt to throw my hat and everything beneath it right into the ring. These are my feelings. Be gentle with me. Enjoy.

Lucy Collett Topless Striptease for Your Full-Bodied Ginger Lusting Needs

 

Oh, how I love a stripping ginger in the morning. Or afternoon, or evening. Or just continuously throughout the day. The mere sight of our Rubenesque redhead Lucy Collett makes me smile. The notion that she's about to strip out of her dress and flash her round rump and beautiful bodacious funbags simply makes me smile all over. I just can't shake this happy feeling. Such is the power of the boobtastic.

On Thursdays, we like to honor the goddesses of chestal goodness. The curvaceous ladies that make you drop to your knees to thank Mother Nature for ever conceiving of creating a sight such as Lucy Collett wearing not much more than a smile. Hope springs eternal. I recommend plastic sheets for that. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Lucy Collett Topless and Stripping Out of Her Jeans for Denim Delights

 

Sometimes I worry that I overuse the word 'alluring', but I must tell you that I never use it, unless I feel it. And, sure, I'm a man prone to lusting women in deep and often unhealthy healthy sort of ways. I find so much about the fairer sex to be alluring. Sometimes it's the obvious, sometimes it's just a red nail polished little toe that I want to wiggle all the way home. With Lucy Collett this midweek, it's just about everything, including her shimmy out of her jeans. A classic allure if you will, the curvaceous babe peeling off her denim to reveal the lower half of a ridiculously curvy sweet package.

Ginger lust and sweet-cushion dreams collide when it comes to seeing Lucy Collett stripping down to her faptastic female form. Consider me allured. And happy. And unapologetic. Huzzah!

Lucy Collett Topless, Ginger, and Grabbing Her Own Funbags Because Why the Heck Not

 

Everytime I see Lucy Collett topless I hear the song Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds playing in my head. It's obviously somewhat in reference to her name, but also that dreamy trippy state I feel when staring straight into the glorious funbags of this darling ginger crush Britty babe.

Our friends at Loaded magazine obviously share the same fantastical fascination with Lucy, featuring her in their new edition, and encouraging Lucy to grab hold of her own bazoongas in the manner of a woman quite pleased with her rack. And what's not be pleased about? If I had Lucy's luscious melons, you'd never find me out of the bubble bath or without my favorite oversized sponge. Doctors would be forced to warn me about excessive nipple play. It would be tremendous, though, far more fun seeing them teased on the likes of Lucy. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Lucy Collett Topless in the Sunshine to End Cap Your Week

 

If you don't think that little yellow top is coming off my belusted full-bodied ginger hottie Lucy Collett, then this must be your very first TGIF. It is, and they are magnificent.

On this Friday, the end of a long week and the prelude to both cleaning your car and dirtying your mind (if all goes well), we celebrate the luscious ripe melons of summer. Specifically, the ones belonging to some of our very favorite ladies. Lucy Collett is a girl I would like to get to know in a Biblical sense. Specifically, some being fruitful and multiplying type activities. Oh, how prodigious we could be. Thank God It's Funbags!

Humpday Huzzah! Lucy Collett Topless Garden Goodness

 

Oh, dear Lucy, how does your garden grow?

Our heavily belusted full-figured ginger topped glamour model Lucy Collett can do no wrong, but oh, so much right. As in right this very minute, checking out her bare unbelievably hot body and top in this garden striptease pictorial. It's hard to imagine finding a nicer example of natural goodness in nature, and I am quite content with Lucy on the lawn.

This mid-week we tribute all that brings us pleasure and comes in round containers. Most notably, the soft sweet feather pillows of our passion inducing spark plug, Lucy Collett. Huzzah!