Back in grade school, Mr. Pelopenesis, before he got caught up in what he explained as some innocent cross-border transporting of cigarettes, he taught us kids all about perspective. One time, he has me stand next to Knuckles Tatum, who'd you figure was a big kid based on the name, but he was a little shrimp nicknamed 'Knuckles' because he got caught once in the bathroom... well, never mind. Anyhow, I was taller than Knuckles. I felt good. As good as a mediocre academic student could ever feel in a classrom. Then Mr. Pelopenesis has Big John Bilkey stand next to me, and his nickname was actually just because he was big, and he was much taller than me, to which Mr. P then declared that I was now short. Perspective. Lesson learned.
I've never forgot that lesson, but, apparently, so many women do. It doesn't matter how hot you are, there is always somebody hotter. Accepting this reality is not so important as learning not to let yourself get photographed next to the super hot chick. Really, just don't. So when Kelly Brook stepped into the birthday party on Sunday night for DIY TV guy, Phil Turner's birthday, I could have told the likes of Tamara Ecclestone, not a bad looking billionaire heiress in her own right, or Lizzie Cundy, a veteran hottie we do admire, DO NOT get snapped next to uver-sextastic Kelly Brook, it's all about perspective. Enjoy.
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Hayley Atwell and Lizzie Cundy Unfurl the British Cleavge at the Olivier Awards
To be honest, I must admit I have no idea what the Olivier Awards are all about, other than it seems to be a Britty style thespianic award show presumably for people who are beloved French actors? Hmm. It all seems rather unclear. But what was in perfect focus were some impressive racks, English style, on display at this weekend's award ceremony, most notably Captain America hottie Hayley Atwell, who is stacked like Gibraltar, and Lizzie Cundy, one of our favorite U.K. veteran delights, both of whom were flying their cleavetastic queens for the dress-up event.
For those of you out there, and we know you're out there, who love yourselves a woman with plenty of squeeze, train your leers toward the robust Hayley Atwell and try to size her up 360. It's a nice tour around several globes. Enjoy.
HAYLEY ATWELL IS PACKING TWO BIG GUNS AND SHE'S NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM