Poor Lindsay Lohan and her tangled mess of a current life. If you’d just dropped on this planet the past few years, you’d think Lindsay was some slung out hard-looking hardcore felon with a death wish. But then you don’t have the history we have with Lindsay Lohan, from young actress growing into young woman ginger buxom hotness. There was a time we really truly dug Lindsay Lohan. And it wasn’t all that long ago.
Take a look at a little tribute gallery we put together of Lindsay in her hotter times, even not so long ago, and you’ll know why we still have some feelings of lament over her current downhill tumble. Enjoy.
Consider this a non-good day for Lindsay Lohan.
Still basking in the glow of her Oscar-worthy performance in Liz & Dick, the troubled former ginger took to the late late late night party fight club scene last night in New York City, causing some kind of assault charges to be filed against Lilo. At the same time, Lindsay is set to be charged today in Los Angeles for her big Porsche crash and some lying to the cops from her auto accident last year. Yes, a non-good day for Lindsay, not to mention her probationary status.
Read all about Lindsay Lohan to be charged today with more crimes on TMZ.
Somehow, in someway, Lindsay Lohan (and her team) got herself into a not so bad looking dress and somewhat on time appearance on the red carpet for the premiere of her Lifetime film, Liz and Dick, a film that we’re told is rather unintentionally funny to behold.
Now, granted, Lindsay did look a little sleepy and seemed to be drifting into dreams of flying talking ponies, but she did also look perhaps the best she has in some time, a relative statement for the perhaps soon to be returning to the hoosegow Lindsay, but we must give credit where credit is due, she was standing without assistance and she did fit nicely into her fancy things.
What the future holds for Lindsay Lohan, we do not know. But it’s probably not flying talking ponies, not the real ones at least. Enjoy.
TMZ is breaking with news that Lindsay Lohan has had her probation revoked due to criminal charges being filed for Lindsay lying to cops last summer when she claimed that she wasn’t the driver of the Porsche that slammed into the truck on PCH, you know, despite everybody in the known universe knowing Lindsay was the driver.
Lindsay Lohan, the daughter of two really effed up drugged-out hustlers (hi, Mr. and Mrs. Lohan) and former actress turned hop-heavy sleepy dreamer, could soon be returning to the all-female finger-probing showers of the Los Angeles County correctional department. A place that is not quite as nice as we dream in our private time dreams.
According to Lindsay Lohan dad of the year, Michael Lohan, his daughter is consuming between a bottle and a bottle and a half of vodka per day, that is, in between the pills she uses to sleep or wake herself. Michael Lohan is insisting that the posse around Lindsay is enabling her dangerous consumption and demanding some kind of emergency intervention.
So hard to know who to believe in this domestic dispute. Lindsay Lohan is obviously flailing about on something stronger than clove cigarettes and corn pops (did that once for a whole weekend sophomore year of high school, I don’t recommend), at the same time, Michael Lohan is a sleaze dad of pretty epic proportions.
Read the latest on the Lindsay Lohan Intervention (without Lindsay) on TMZ.
Lindsay Lohan, TMZ
Yep, that is Lindsay Lohan looking almost retro-hot, we dare say, back in L.A., away from all her Big Apple legal, family, drug, drinks, glommer, and posse problems (yes, we said posse, not pussy, jesus), and paid to pimp out the Mr. Pink Gingseng Drink, which I guess we just now pimped too, only we didn’t get paid.
Wearing a minidress that flashed a little cleave, and almost a little beave, Lindsay looked downright presentable back in red hair, perhaps to differentiate herself from her mom who has tried to look like Lindsay by going blonde so she can order off her account at the local bodega. Is there still hope for Lindsay? Meh, probably not so much, but we still do. Enjoy.
Oh, these mother daughter love affairs never last too long I suppose. One minute, you’re wasted and kissing your equally wasted emotionally disturbed mother and the next minute you’re in a nightclub brawl over who gets the limo and mom is scratching a gouge into your leg and the police are called.
As you know, for as much as we want to blame Lindsay Lohan for all her troubled behavior, it only takes one look, and breath smell from mom, not to mention dad’s retarded caveman like track record, to know that Lindsay was doomed from the start.
Check out all the details on the Lindsay-Dina Lohan brawl on TMZ.
P.S. Who is paying for all these 911 responses?
Lindsay Lohan, TMZ