Egotastic
With all of our foreboding forecasts of what is to become of Lindsay Lohan, what with all her long-standing personal troubles and her circle of friends that looks like a semi-literate, cock-snorting version of the Algonquin Roundtable, well, we'd like to remind ourselves of the various reasons we first fell deep into lust with this original ginger crush, and two of these reasons were on decent display yesterday amid the stores on trendy Melrose Avenue.
You can put the woman through life's grinder, you can ring her up and hand-wring her down, you can give her parents who lie somewhere on the spectrum of celebrity family dysfunctionality between The Caulkins and The Manson Family, but you can not take away those big ripe knockers. This is the gift that keeps on giving to us oglers. Enjoy.
P.S. If you've not seen Lindsay getting goth in her darkly erotic Muse magazine video, you really must see it, by director Yu Tsai, like a testament to visions of Lindsay future:
Lindsay Lohan Slips Too Far Out of Her Top On Set of ‘Liz and Dick’
You can take the slips out of the nip, but you can't take the... well, you know. Lindsay Lohan may actually be back at work on a legit acting job, but that doesn't mean the long-troubled and often-flashing former ginger starlet has lost her magical touch for mayhem of the skintastic variety.
On set of the cable TV bio-pic of the life and loves of Elizabeth Taylor, the freckled spectacle flashed some serious boob skin in a manner that is actually probably quite true to life for Liz herself, but it's hardly going to pass Lifetime censors. While I want to mock Lindsay for her boobtastic ventures, I can't help but think this might be the only reason to actually watch this movie (alas, it'll be long since edited out of the film). Enjoy.