Lindsay Ellingson

Lindsay Ellingson Drop Dead Delicious in Latest Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Shoot

So many ridiculously hot models in the Victoria's Secret stables (the stables where I've applied to be groom boy so many many times), it's easy to overlook the slightly less famous names, despite the sheer and utter hotness of these lesser angels. Lindsay Ellingson is a prime example. Perhaps less famous than her popular sisters such as Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel, Linsday Ellingson continue to drop sexy bomb after sexy bomb on the silk and satin clad pages of her V.S. photoshoots, leaving this slightly disturbed lingerie buyer to be seeking extra credit on his charge cards to make extra purchases before Easter time gift basket making.

Very hot shoot, Lindsay. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel, Linsday Ellingson, Lily Aldridge, and Erin Heatheron Bring V.S. Into 2012

This may be the final year before the End of Days, in which case, I most definitely want to spend much of that remaining time with my very favorite Victoria's Secret lingerie models who are ringing in the big-twelve with tons of sextastic lingerie photos in their year-opening catalogue pictorials.

A man could do much worse for himself in his time before meteoric armageddon than playfully happy betwixt the silky little nothings worn by uber-hotties Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, Erin Heatherton, and the vastly underappreciated Lindsay Ellingson. There's no way the Mayans imagined this kind of sextastic power on earth when their calendar ran out of pages. In fact, if they had Victoria's Secret back then, they might have a calendar sitting on their wall that looks very much like ours, and it runs fully until the end of the year. Trust. Enjoy.

 

Lindsay Ellingson, Georgia Fowler, Mathilde Frachon: Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Trifecta

Talk about your three part harmonies. Lindsay Ellingson, Georgia Fowler, and Mathilde Frachon formed a flawless threesome of silky awesomeness for a catalog shoot for Victoria's Secret, donning small bras and panties and flashing all kinds of hot body awesome. Now, personally, I've already spent all my annual 'slip and fall' settlement money on Christmas gifts for friends, relatives, and a boatload of lingerie purchases inexplicably address labeled toward my own humble abode. But I still find myself reflexively on the phone with Pam, my V.S. sales rep., sometimes, a guy just likes to talk. Enjoy.

Lindsay Ellingson Hot Lingerie Photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret (VIDEO)

Wow. Who exactly is the talent scout for Victoria's Secret and how exactly do I make him disappear and then get hired for his position. To be the guy (or girl-digging-girl) who gets to search out who is Victoria's Secret model worthy, who looks hot enough to don the silk and lace and flash their amazing boobs and body for the cameras and catalogs. Now, that's a job I could give up long-term unemployment for.

My hats off to the scout who came up with the Lindsay Ellingson signing. Really, it's like a baseball scout finding a kid throwing apples in the orchard and turning him into a Cy Young Award winning pitcher. Lindsay Ellingson is the kind of hot that drives men to war, where they hope they don't get shot in their johnsons so they can return to Lindsay and make many many babies with her. I really am picking up the phone here ordering the sexy bra and panties she's wearing in this photoshoot; not the same brand, I mean, the actual items she's wearing. I wonder how much that'll cost me. Probably have to sell a few of my early edition Fantastic Four comics. Very worth it. Enjoy.

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Lindsay Ellingson Adds Even More Miami Bikini Heat

Lindsay Ellingson is determined to make a name for herself in Victoria's Secret model circles. Were I the boss of Victoria's Secret, I could think of a few ways she might be able to earn a promotion, but, for now, she's content to do it the old-fashioned way, looking hot on the beach in bikini candid pictures. These Lindsay Ellingson pictures remind us that while lights and make-up and airbrushing certainly do help (trust me, I look like Brad Pitt in my Christmas cards), there's no building without a base. And Lindsay Ellingson has one fine base. Enjoy.

Photo credit: INF Photo

Glorious Photoshoot Additions of Candice Swanepoel, Lindsay Ellingson, Erin Heatherton from GQ

Remember that super amazing GQ Victoria's Secret salute photoshoot we previewed back in January? Of course you do. And, now, there's even more super hot model wonderment from that same photoshoot courtesy of GQ and some ridiculously sex Victoria's Secret sexies, Candice Swanepoel, Lindsay Ellingson, and Erin Heatherton. Wow. It makes you wonder why the world even has a multi-billion dollar women's fashion industry when some silky bras and panties are absolutely all that is needed, if that. Enjoy.

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