Victoria’s Secret really does have a very deep talent roster. When they can drop down below their superstar list and pull up Lindsay Ellingson for a covered topless pictorial in lingerie, well, that’s a pretty deep bench. She’s one might fine role player, if that role be inducing lust in the heart’s of men.
We are going to be bombarded over the next several weeks with nothing but pink and red lingerie styled shoots of hotties reminding us to purchase some silky nothings for Valentine’s Day. I say good, bring it on. I am mature enough as a man to know the horrible idea of purchasing lingerie for the lady on this special day, and yet I am immature enough to request a twenty minute private time break with every new Victoria’s Secret catalogue arriving at the abode. A man needs to learn to compartmentalize his feelings. Also to make sure he locks the door. Enjoy.
It’s hard being a second tier angel. You get no respect. Victoria’s Secret angel hot list is a mile wide and a mile deep with supremely hot women, so much so that divine sextastic sweethearts like Lindsay Ellingson often get overlooked. Amazing that a girl who would make you crank your neck 360-degrees if possible to follow her sashaying down the street could be considered a bench player.
But Lindsay got her chance in the spotlight at the UNICEF Halloween Ball and made the most of it, killing the red carpet in a tight cleavy dress that let you know this girl looks amazing in clothes, lingerie, and I might pass out completely if I think about the third option. Just so super delicious. Let us agree to never forsake Lindsay Ellingson. Enjoy.
Sometimes it’s hard to fathom how many fathoms deep the talent pool at Victoria’s Secret runs. But, suffice it to say, it’s deep. Just look at Lindsay Ellingson, who we often forget to remember even lives, thrives, and warms our cockles on the V.S. roster until one of her epic lingerie pictorials comes around like this and we wonder where the hell she’s been and why we’re not begging her in writing to join us at the Sizzler for dinner. Before 5pm when the prices rise for those under 80, natch.
Still, just peek upon this lady’s hotness and realize that she’s a truly world class stunner, with a body you might like to see coming out of the bathroom in something slinky or less. It truly is unfair when one company has so much talent on the roster. This must be how opponents felt when they faced the ’27 Yankees waiting for an easy spot in the lineup to come to the plate. Lindsay Ellingson home run. Enjoy.
So many ridiculously hot models in the Victoria’s Secret stables (the stables where I’ve applied to be groom boy so many many times), it’s easy to overlook the slightly less famous names, despite the sheer and utter hotness of these lesser angels. Lindsay Ellingson is a prime example. Perhaps less famous than her popular sisters such as Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel, Linsday Ellingson continue to drop sexy bomb after sexy bomb on the silk and satin clad pages of her V.S. photoshoots, leaving this slightly disturbed lingerie buyer to be seeking extra credit on his charge cards to make extra purchases before Easter time gift basket making.
Very hot shoot, Lindsay. Enjoy.
This may be the final year before the End of Days, in which case, I most definitely want to spend much of that remaining time with my very favorite Victoria’s Secret lingerie models who are ringing in the big-twelve with tons of sextastic lingerie photos in their year-opening catalogue pictorials.
A man could do much worse for himself in his time before meteoric armageddon than playfully happy betwixt the silky little nothings worn by uber-hotties Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, Erin Heatherton, and the vastly underappreciated Lindsay Ellingson. There’s no way the Mayans imagined this kind of sextastic power on earth when their calendar ran out of pages. In fact, if they had Victoria’s Secret back then, they might have a calendar sitting on their wall that looks very much like ours, and it runs fully until the end of the year. Trust. Enjoy.