Discovering the Fortescue twins over the holidays has been a true blessing in little disguise for us here, and while we still can’t tell them apart, we’re going to blindly declare Lily Fortescue as our favorite sister as it relates to her bikini body shows in Miami over the winter break.
Plus, let’s face it, girls named Lily are just prone to be uniquely hot. As evidenced further by Britty thespianic and model Lily Cole, who continues her ginger splashing on New Years and despite wearing a bathing suit that I think my grandmother wore to the Sahara hotel in Vegas throughout the 1960′s, still managed to flash some red-topped cleave and make us all wish we were the particular patch of sea water lucky enough to catch her excited plunges.
Two girls named Lily. Two sweet sweet fantasy kickstarters. It’s hard to know exactly where to begin. But, this is our daily toil. Enjoy.
Just when I thought hanging out on the beach in St. Bart’s was my ultimate posh fantasy, along comes ingenue actress model Lily Cole on a yacht off the coast of the Caribbean island to remind us that there’s always a way to step up a fantasy one more notch.
The little red-headed minx has caught the fascination of many a ginger-luster over the past few years, especially given some of Lily’s more risque poses, so the chance to see her leaping off the side of a boat into the sea, well, it’s certainly symbolic of a little bit of plunging we’ve imagined with Lily ourselves once or a thousand times. Ginger splashing, it’s truly a worthwhile hobby. Enjoy.
Cannes was bustling this weekend with expensive jewelry and expensive cars and very expensive women. None of which I can afford right now, but, thankfully, I’m only really interested in one of those anyhow.
And while dozens and dozens of my fair celebrity ladies strutted their stuff in their elegant fashions, there were three hotties du Cannes that really struck a noteworthy chord with me. First, British actress and model Lily Cole, she’s kind of oddly weird and uncomfortable, but also alluring and, in this case, flashing her panties getting out of her limo, which equals bonus points for sure. Paz Vega was flashing some cleavage through her cut-top dress, which when added to her existing hotness, just made her that much more smoking. And Madalina Ghenea, the sweetly hot model once tagged to be Leonard DiCaprio’s new beard, well she’s recovered in super fine form and just looked all kinds of wicked alluring on the red carpet.
In summary, unless you’ve got a yacht, Cannes can be a tough field to play. But the ogles are always free here on Egotastic! Enjoy.
Okay, you fanboys know that Lily Cole just made a guest appearance in the new Dr. Who series running in the U.K., and you gentleman oglers know that Lily Cole is one ridiculously sexy ginger hottie. And the intersection of your two passions can now officially meet at the corner of Faptastic Avenue and Naughty Street with these Lily Cole lingerie photos from photographer Rankin in his classic eye-peeping retrospective, Visually Hungry. We’ve lost a lot of gingers hotties along the way by way of hair color changes, happenstance, and/or jail, but Lily Cole is one I think we can count on continuing to deliver the sextastic from behind the red hair for a long time to come. Enjoy.
We get many birthday requests here at Egotastic! For some reason, not many for mom or grandma, but lots of people writing in seeking a shout out for the anniversary of their birth. Of course, we can’t possibly publish all of these, we’re sexy boobs central, not Chuck E. Cheese birthday party headquarters; however, we do post some from time to time and often get asked which birthday requests are more likely to get published. Well, based upon this post, here’s one example:
1. Be a girl. We like girls more than boys. Way more.
2. Give strong hints of lesbian affection toward a super sexy celebrity. The only thing we like more than girls is girls-on-girls.
3. Offer to send us sexy shots of yourself in your birthday suit (please see item #1 above before making this offer.)
Now, I can’t say that being a woman with Sapphic longings and a hot body and an offer of nude photographs is a guarantee of receiving a birthday celebration here on Egotastic!, but what I can say is, HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATHALIE R. FROM THE U.K.
(And bless you for being infatuated with super boobtastic, super ginger, super young sexy model, Lily Cole, who has never been featured on this site before, much to our shame. Enjoy these classic Lily Cole nude pictures from Paradise magazine.)