Lili Simmons

Emmy Rossum in the Shower, Ivana Milicevic Topless Seduction, and Lena Dunham Bare Again Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup

 

I must be honest with you. I have no video for you this week. I was thinking of some excuses, but mostly it's just because I watched way too much college basketball this weekend in addition to my weekend volunteer work of course, which coincidentally involves drinking lots of domestic beer and filling out early March Madness brackets. In short, I throw myself on the mercy of all sports addicted men who've ever had one too many. So, most all of you.

Nevertheless, it was quite a skin baring week on the little screen, as captured in various stills of Emmy Awesome in the shower on Shameless, her new revealing costar Nichole Bloom quite topless, Ivana Milicevic and Lili Simmons just being two crazily underrated TV hotties with bodies built for show, Lena Dunham naturally au natural to say the least and her co-star Allison Williams in a love making scene of her own. Jessica Parker Kennedy and a couple other naughty pirate wenches baring bare bodies in Black Sails on Starz and Rocio Palaez quite topless in the Spanish television drama, El Principe. Oh, yes, I went there. Enjoy.

Keri Russell Naughty Goodness and Lili Simmons Hotness Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

There wasn't a ton of nekkidness on the small screen this past week, but that doesn't mean there wasn't a bushel full of celebrity hotness, and, yes, a peek of some pleasant bare peaks as well.

Keri Russell owns the Boob Tube Roundup with her return in the saucy sextastic The Americans for the second season, kicking off the opener with some genuinely hot maneuvers onscreen. Keri was joined by the up and coming majestic young hottie Lili Simmons in her bra on Banshee, Dawn Olivieri flashing her sweet yams in House of Lies, and Louise Barnes making another display of the boobtastic in the pirate themed Black Sails on Starz. Quite a showing really for an off-week and most definitely a must-see. Enjoy.

Lili Simmons and Arielle Kebbel Topless Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Talk about your double turns and hidden karmic gems, just as I was about to lament only seeing the gloriously hot young Lili Simmons in some stellar bikini cuts in Banshee on Cinemax, along comes Lili in sextastic scene turn in True Detectives showing off the full extent of her funbag and hot bodied goodness. A double dose of Lili is just what the doctor ordered. If you've got a good doctor that is.

Add to that a rather lovely brief but topless catch of Arielle Kebbel skinny dipping in the Amazon pilot show The After and you have one definitely must-see Boob Tube Roundup. Bless you, small screen genies. Enjoy.

The Girls of Banshee and Black Sails Highlight the Hot Bodies in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

What with the holiday weekend and the Olympics and the polar vortex, a few of our skin-giving small screen shows skipped an episode this weekend, but that did not leave us completely bereft of boobtastic on our home theater and tiny TV systems. Lili Simmons and the girls of Banshee on Cinemax, a thrilling show that includes a regular and healthy dose of hot bodies bouncing around in between murderous ends. Additionally, Black Sails on Starz continues to shine in the sextastic with Louise Barnes putting her full nekkid weight into a making of the sexy scene during pirate times. I guess they bumped uglies even back in the 17th century. Who knew?

The small screen continues its domination over theatrical viewings in terms of pure hot skin-baring content. I think it has something to do with who owns what and who writes nasty letters and the Puritans. But I'm not really sure. I'm just glad we have a remote-ready option to see so much happiness in visual form. Check out this week's Boob Tube Roundup and enjoy.

Emmy Rossum Flashing Her Bare Udders and Jessica Parker Kennedy Flashing Her Bare Muffin Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO

 

What a wonderfully nice and delightful week it was for skin on the little tube. The boob tube wherein we see more precious celebrity skin than is generally available in any mainstream theatrical fare these days. Yes, it's all happening in the living rooms these days, and the skin and the quality of the shows just keeps on exceeding expectations. What a pleasant surprise.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes a brief, but sweet peek at the bare boobtastic of Emmy Awesome in Shameless, her counterpart Emma Greenwell being far less shy about showing off her nekkid form in wild bedroom scenes, Lili Simmons in another epic grunting nekkid scene in Banshee, and Jessica Parker Kennedy tempting a topless Hannah New with her bare lady nest in Black Sails. Quite the well-rounded offering of thespianic skin this week. This is really the best kind of drama. Thank you artists for your craft. Enjoy.

Alexandra Daddario, Lili Simmons, and Jessica Parker Kennedy All Flashing Funbags in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

It really was quite a week for nekkid hot bodies on screen, primarily the little screen, and certainly something not missed by our flesh-baring sharing friends at Mr. Skin. In fact, I spoke to Mr. Skin just last night and we both agreed that it's only January but it's already hard to imagine a nekkid introduction more profound than Alexandra Daddario and her epic tubes on True Detective this past week. Really one for the ages.

You can see another look at Alexandra Daddario in motion in the Mr. Skin Minute along with similarly nice topless reveals from Jessica Parker Kennedy in the new Black Sails series on Starz, and one terrific self-pleasuring topless scene from Lili Simmons in Banshee. Really quite a trifecta of hot bodies ripe and ready on modern digital media. What a time to be alive. Enjoy.

(This is absolutely the right time for you to invest a couple shekels in an Ego-discounted Mr. Skin membership. The best of times!)

Alexandra Daddario Topless, Lili Simmons Topless, Jessica Parker Kennedy Topless in The Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Lo and behold. Or just hold on tight, because it's a new year and a new 12-months of Boob Tube Roundup, with many new shows and some of our favorite skin-baring fare on the small screen coming back for new seasons. Boobs really do spring eternal in the winter time.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup features a clear and epic look at Alexandra Daddario from Percy Jackson film legend now quite bodacious and topless in True Detective on HBO, Lili Simmons in one stellar fine topless self-pleasuring scene in Banshee, one wicked action show on Cinemax, Jessica Parker Kennedy baring her top for lesbionic lust in the new series Black Sails on Starz, and Gabby Hoffman flashing her full frontal bush on Girls on HBO. It's a lot of T & A and it really only is on the home screen. Wonderful times we live in. Enjoy.