We still have no real idea what the Autumn Party was the other night in West Hollywood, we only know that like all other events we don’t get invited to, it was filled with super hotties and decent booze. But, thankfully, they can’t deny us access to the Red Carpet, I mean, not with our fake moustaches hiding our true identities they can’t, so we got a peek at some of the finer forms in attendance, including the underrated Leven Rambin, 21 Jump Street sweet-pea Brie Larson, and another lust crush of ours, Brittany Snow, leading the ogleworthy parade at the event.
Now, someday, we’ll be legit enough to get a proper invitation to these swanky soirees and our entire lives will change, but probably not for the better. Sometimes, it’s better to be on the outside looking in, or on the ground with a camera looking up, then it is to be sold out on the inside. At least, that’s how we explain it to ourselves. Enjoy.
Oh, sure, Communism got a bad rap, and the communal piss-pot, well, that was an ill-conceived notion from the get-go. And don’t even get me started on probation related community service along the roadside. The point is, while many communal dreams end up being painful realities, not so with our weekly Reader Finds, where the entirety of the skintastic Zion we call Egotastic! comes together to share bits and pieces of celebrity hotness. Since 1927, there’s been nothing finer on the Internet.
This week’s Reader Finds is as eclectic as it is, well, just steamy hot, including Hayden Panettiere camel toe, WAG Emily O’Hara topless, Law & Order star Mariska Hargitay unclad, Sophie Howard flashing her twin winners, Miley Cyrus flashing some bra in real life, as well as Katherine McPhee, Elisha Cuthbert, and Holly Earl all flashing bras on their TV shows, Helen Flanagan revealing upskirt, Leven Rambin nipslip, Micaela Schaeffer sideboob modeling, Sara Jean Underwood sexy swimsuit, Valerie Van Der Graff photoshoot topless, Nina Agdal lingerie awesomeness, and Lucy Pinder in some behind the scenes topless wonderment. It’s all so very good.
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You know how we often lament that U.S. soap actresses and thespianics in general do not get nekkid at all for magazines, while their counterparts overseas seem to drop their tops like they’re actual grown women who aren’t afraid of being semi-exposed? Yeah, well, we’re still kind of complaining, albeit, soothed by hotness in the form of Leven Rambin, long time teen soap star on All My Children, now moving on to big hype time in the upcoming Hunger Games, who looks all kinds of sextastic in this month’s Maxim, you know, despite the clothes.
We shall never cease our campaign for truth, justice, and getting American girls in a topless way, but for the time being, we can take a brief campaign break to ogle Leven. Enjoy.