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Lene Nystrøm Topless Photos Reveal a Very Naughty Norwegian Diva

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You may remember Lene Nystrøm from the lead singer of Aqua and her horrific tween girl anthem, Barbie Girl (although Its Your Duty to Shake That Booty is undeniably catchy-stupid). Anyhow, the Norwegian pop star has always reveled in a bit of the shock and awe on her own conservative Scandinavian brothers and sisters, even now as she approaches 40 (that’s 80 in pop star years), Lene is giving controversy another go with her artsy topless photoshoot by Mads Tegler for S Magazine.

The themes and motifs and special meanings hidden in these topless pictures go straight over my low-brow, but trust me when I say that I am not missing a nekkid-inch of any of this still quite hot Norsk singer’s sweet, mature, naughty body. Maybe it really is Lene’s duty to shake her booty. Enjoy.


READER FINDS: Keeley Hazell Perfect Boobs, Aly Michalka Bikini Body Perfection, Lene Nystrom Sex Scene, and Lily Allen Boob Slip


Super boobtastic shoutout to Egotastic! reader ‘Danny V.’ for uncovering this ode to the perfect breasts of Keeley Hazell, gone from the glamor model circuit, but not the least bit forgotten. At one time, not long ago, Keeley Hazell boobtastic reigned supreme, funbags di tutti funbags. So hot they had to be cast in plaster and made into a ‘bust’. Absolute perfection.

While Keeley Hazell once rightfully owned the title of hottest ta-tas, Aly Michalka is no slouch when it comes to top hot body consideration. We’d have to see more, oh, delightful more of Aly Michalka before making any ‘top body’ declarations, but these bikini pictures from a recent OP brand photoshoot give nice ogle-worthy hints of what lies beneath, and shows off one helluva bikini body. Thanks to ‘Dennis M.’ for cluing us into this Hellcat hottie hotness. (You pros will note Brenda Song and Katerina Graham alongside Aly Michalka in these pictures.)

You do remember Lene Nystrøm, dont you? Norwegian front singer from the awesomely horrible bubble gum band, Aqua, that brought us such instant classics as Barbie Girl and It’s Your Duty (To Shake That Booty), well, dedicated Egotastic! fan ‘Erik E.’ putting down his Ringnes Pils long enough to alert his fellow fans that Lene is now a thespianic type and getting all kinds of nekkid onscreen, including her birthday suit feature in the latest Varg Veum crime novel turned cinematic. You probably haven’t read the book or seen the movie, but you’ve heard her music and now you’ve seen her funtastics.

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