Leilani Dowding

Leilani Dowding Topless Naughty Santa’s Bikini Little Helper

By Bill Swift | December 21, 2011 @ 8:21 am

Leilani Dowding Topless Santa Bikini in Miami

You can never go wrong simply by following our sextastic friend Leilani Dowding along the beach in Miami, because odds are in your favor that at some point the tan line despising former Miss Universe contestant is going to be dropping her top in favor of an all over color, the color 'hot'.

Of course, 'tis the season so Leilani favored us with a little Yuletide flare mixed in with her bare boobtastic, splashing along the beach where the sharks now come just to ogle the celebrity hotness trampling the shorelines there this winter. We really do crush on her pretty hard, and she makes it very easy. Enjoy.

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2 Random Minutes with Leilani Dowding (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | December 14, 2011 @ 7:47 am

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To say we had fun with Tough Love Miami reality star Leilani Dowding during her visit to Egotastic! is a wild understatement (and, no, not that kind of fun, but, yes, we'd be lying if that wasn't how we imagined it). We love hot girls with accents. Throw in a naughty wild side and a very liberal view on body exposure, and we were nothing more than a bunch of drooling pubescent boys staring all kinds of goofy looking at the hot brunette in our presence. So, pretty much like most days around here.

Check out the highlights from our very silly and completely un-journalistic interview with Leilani. Enjoy.

Leilani Dowding Bikini Pictures Might Be Prescient of Her Hotness Awards Voting

By Bill Swift | December 14, 2011 @ 7:32 am

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Hmm, maybe our new best super-hottie friend Leilani Dowding is making one post-voting push before the release later today of the Egotastic! Hotness Awards Best Bikini Body, or, maybe she's just doing what she does best, looking outright simply amazing in a little bit of clothing by the pool or beach, either way, we're pleased with this fortuitous omen, hot bodied style from Miami.

Be sure to check out Leilani's 2 Random Minutes Interview here in our offices live up on YouTube.

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Leilani Dowding in a Yellow Bikini in Miami

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Leilani Dowding Suntanning Topless in the Sunshine State

By Jon | November 28, 2011 @ 11:07 am

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Despite our repeated proposals to the hot British import, Leilani Dowding still refuses to admit that someday she will be the chief concubine to the High Commissioner For the Sextastic, namely, ourselves, and bunk luxuriously in the small room adjoining our master suite chambers in our 728 sq. ft. studio apartment. It's all pretty much been laid out, now we're just awaiting a positive response (or for the fishing net we have placed outside her abode to drop and capture her in the manner of Wile E. Coyote).

The ridiculously hot bodied former Miss Universe contestant, and the Eurasian with the booty-full of hotness, continues to lure us from our sanity with bikini, sexy workout, and downright topless sunbathing photos of her own hot self from the beach in Miami where she is currently doing a stretch of virtual community service for the gentleman ogling community. It's like an amazing show that never ends, and we don't even need to keep dropping quarters into the machine from our sweaty hands.

Bless you, Leilani, for lettering Mother Sun and her pasty white sons revel in your hotness. Enjoy.

Leilani Dowding Sexy Topless Pictures for a Shoutout to Sheer Hotness

By Jon | November 17, 2011 @ 11:44 am

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We love all of our friends out there in Egotastic! land. We really do. But, let's face it, not all love is equal, and we do love our hot female friends the most. Yep, some of you are the redheaded step child, while some of you are the outrageously hot brunette Leilani Dowding, the former U.K. telly celeb turned current VH-1 Tough Love contestant down in Miami turned friend of our humble abode here. And friendship has it's privileges, like super hot topless pictures of the amazing-bodied Leilani Dowding, courtesy of her fansite and even some classic hot jeans photos that many of you traditionalist oglers do so adore (count me in that group).

If you're in lust with this Eurasian former Miss Universe contestant as much as we are, definitely check out the Leilani Dowding fan website for yourself with a million billion more delightful visuals. She's a keeper. Enjoy.

Leilani Dowding Makes Love a Little Less Tough With Topless Beach Dogwalk

By Jon | November 15, 2011 @ 12:10 pm

Leilani Dowding Goes for a Topless Walk with her Dog in Miami

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You know well of our vast, profound, and otherwise gonadial based lust and affection for former Miss Universe contestant and TV celebrity Leilani Dowding, who has blessed the shores of our fair nation in pursuit of some sort of VH-1 reality competition that would have us believe it's hard for somebody as hot as Leilani to find love (okay, I know, the supermodel whine about never being able to find a boyfriend, it may be true, but shuddup already about the pains of being too hot.)

Either way, to up her romantic resume, the stunning Leilani got all the more stunning, by taking her luckiest dog in the whole world for a walk on the beach while topless. That is, Leilani was topless, not her dog, we don't go for that. But Leilani Dowding and her sextastic body without a bikini top. We could go for that all day long. Tough love indeed. Enjoy.

Leilani Dowding Bikini Pictures Hot Enough to Make You Go Bananas

By | October 18, 2011 @ 10:52 am

Leilani Dowding Hits Miami Beach in a Red Bikini

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It's official. I'm now head over heels in lust with Leilani Dowding (and I know I'm not the only one). It's not by shooting stars or way of kismet or that funny feeling in your tummy, I mean, it's a funny feeling, and it's near my tummy, but this is pure old-fashioned induced passion by way of bikini body hotness. For the past several weeks, since landing on the shores of the U.S. to take part in VH-1's Tough Love reality show, the exquisitely hot Eurasian fantasy has been strutting about in bikinis and short shorts and tiny tops and we've even seen her classic shots in her birthday suit, and it's just much too much to handle.

When a monkey sees a banana tree, it climbs. (Just to be clear, in this analogy, men are the monkeys and Leilani the banana.) I guess men are always the monkeys. We bemoan our fate to no avail, because, damn, that banana looks so good; resistance is futile. Enjoy.