LeAnn Rimes

LeAnn Rimes Apparently Engaged, Definitely In Bikini Shape

Well, raise your glass in cheer, because, back down Cabo way, LeAnn Rimes has apparently been asked to become a wife again by Eddie Cibrian, the dude whose divorce she bought from his last wife for $2 million smackeroos. Seriously, after dropping that kind of dough, this guy really had to lay down the marital vows for LeAnn or he'd be a real heel. For her part, LeAnn Rimes seems to be hitting the 24 Hour Fitness pretty hard as evidenced in these LeAnn Rimes bikini pictures where the country music star seems to be a little too much rock and roll in her wafer thin body frame (minus, of course, the piping full fun bags courtesy of some physician who I must write a thank you card to). Nevertheless, I shall now stand by my clipper ship-themed mailbox and await my invitation to the wedding. And wait. And wait.

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Leann Rimes Bikini Pictures for Shape and Hotness Sake

I must admit my mixed feelings on LeAnn Rimes. Not just because she bought her husband, I think that's actually kind of cool, in a, 'no girl ever paid two million for me' kind of way.' But, more so, her up and down looks. Well, one thing that is not up and down with LeAnn Rimes is the ridiculously toned bikini body she's been conjuring up the past several months. She's gotten to the point that Shape magazine featured her toned hot bikini body in their magazine; quite an endorsement. I'm willing to jump on the LeAnn is pretty damn hot bandwagon, you know, preferably right next to her in the backseat. Enjoy.

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Song and Dance, By Popular Demand (VIDEO)

I'm a man big enough to admit his mistakes. I think I've been wrong about LeAnn Rimes. No, not wrong about her wrecking her marriage then wrecking another dude's marriage, then buying that dude from his wife so she could be-bang him at will, that part I'm right about. But about her hotness. We had a ton of letters recently dropped at our doorstep by Marzden, the homeless guy who steals our mail but returns the non-important stuff. A stacks of letters demanding to see more of LeAnn Rimes, including these LeAnn Rimes bikini pictures, kinda, from this past week's America's Got Talent. Now, you know I get squeamish around musical numbers. And I have no clue what she's singing about, but I'd be lying if I didn't say the girl has got one hell of a body in that swimsuit. Legs, booty, boobies, and other body parts without cute names but still just as hot. Enjoy.

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LeAnn Rimes, Some Find Her Sexy, Some, Well, Not So Sexy

UPDATE: LeAnn Rimes bikini photos pulled by demand of Egotastic! readers.

Apparently, too many people felt LeAnn Rimes looked like a man-face in the pictures. I think it's a tad bit of an over-reaction. Just look at this replacement photo. Those are boobs, nipples, and, well, a face a mother would love, be it man or woman.

If you still want to see the original bikini photos, you can see the best of them here.

LeAnn Rimes Bikinis Up to Eddie Cibrian

I really don't know anything about celebrity relationship scandals, which given my job, I probably should, but apparently LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian got together while they were both seeing other people. Why does this matter? It doesn't. Just to say that the guy rubbing up against her in these LeAnn Rimes bikini pictures is that same Eddie Cibrian. I don't know what his wife looks like, but I'm going to assume he's trading up. Or is he?

49th Annual Grammy Awards Mega Picture Post

Well, another Grammy Awards suck-fest has come and gone, and it was as boring as ever. I missed the first half of the show, but if it was anything like the second half, I probably would have fallen asleep and then missed the second half.

Even the presenters and award winners seemed to be bored, and the musical acts were just as crappy. The whole show suffered from a complete lack of anything remotely resembling a pulse, and it was obvious the whole way through.

Furthermore, most A-List stars were noticeably absent, and there seemed to be more actresses in attendance (promoting what latest film they're in) rather than actual musicians. Of course, Scarlett Johansson did manage to let everyone know that even she would have an album coming out in the future.

Anyway, just as the show was predictably boring, it's not less predictable that we'd have all your red carpet celebrities for you right here. So check out the 150-plus pictures after the jump, then go out and download yourself some real music, not that crap they had at the Grammies.

Grammy Awards Pictures

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Leann Rimes See Through Pictures

When last we saw Leann Rimes, she was shopping for porn. That was a fun laugh, but now we've got some pictures that are actually worth looking at. While a little faint, it is quite clear that Leann Rimes is in a see-through shirt, and doesn't seem to mind (or possibly know). I really think someone could make a fortune selling flash-bulb mirrors to celebrities...

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