LeAnn Rimes

LeAnn Rimes Twitpics Holiday Bikini Pictures To Show Off Her Newlywed Body

By Jon | July 5, 2011 @ 7:56 am
LeAnn Rimes Bikini Bottom Twitpic
LeAnn Rimes Posing in a Black Bikini
LeAnn Rimes Posing in a Black Bikini
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I get why LeAnn Rimes is a back and forth girl for many of you. Plenty hot, no doubt. But there's the issues of the artificial enhancements, the outright purchasing of her new husband, Eddie Cibrian, and, the times when she seems to be starving herself into her slender Tinsel Town shape. But, then, all those women's magazine type concerns go out the window when she starts sending out photos of herself in a little bikini, one, very little, and we get to remember that this once chubby-cheeked young country music star stole our libidos years and ago and it will take more than a few typical growing-up-female-celebrity missteps to make us stop imagining her naked in a Motel 6 bedroom, strumming a simple chord on her guitar, crooning about crappy boyfriends past while we promise to be different and proceed to make the sexy with her for a third time (hey, it's a dream, let's take the bus to Happy Town not twice, but thrice). Enjoy.

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LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitpics Deflect Attention from Possible Sex Tape?

By Jon | June 22, 2011 @ 7:59 am
LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitpics
LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitpics
LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitpics
LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitpics
LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitpics
LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitpics
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With rumors floating around about a LeAnn Rimes sex tape courtesy of her ex-husband (there have been a few G-rated stills floating about), the country singer and purchaser of new husbands (not to mention new boobs) decided to change the public story by way of bikini twitpics. Well, a bird in the hand as they say. Though becoming increasingly gaunt by the day, the singer still holds up well to the high standards of celebrity bikini pictures, and, although this is not the self-published content we are ultimately hoping to ogle, bikini pictures shall suffice while we investigate any reality to the boot-knocking secret tapes. Enjoy.

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Ixtapa and Stare

By Jon | May 31, 2011 @ 12:00 pm

Audrina Patridge flashes her bikini body all over Mexico. (GossipCenter)

Victoria Justice asstastic looks perfect in those jeans. (Celebuzz)

LeAnne Rimes bikini body strikes controversy. (HuffPo)

Megan Fox casting couch sex stories. (FoxNews)

Today he is a man. Tomorrow he'll get beat up. (CollegeHumor)

Kate Beckinsale and other celebrity nipple pokes. (TheChive)

AnnaLynne McCord squeezes into some really short shorts. (Popoholic)

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LeAnn Rimes Cabo Wabo Hot Bikini Honeymoon Adventures

By Jon | May 24, 2011 @ 10:35 am
LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini in Cabo
LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini in Cabo
LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini in Cabo
LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini in Cabo
LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini in Cabo
LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini in Cabo
LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini in Cabo
LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini in Cabo
LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini in Cabo
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LeAnn Rimes seems to be at the top of her game. She just married that Eddie Cibrian kind of actor dude she bought for $2 million from his ex-wife, Brandi Glanville, she's been hitting the gym hardcore, and she got herself a new little bikini number for her honeymoon down to Cabo with second hubby Eddie. There's simply no denying this girl has worked herself into one sweet situation, not to mention a sweet tight asstastic. Hell, with a life like this, what's a county music star to sing about? Enjoy.

Photo credit: GSI Media

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LeAnn Rimes Ups Her Perkiness on Set of Reel Love

By Jon | May 4, 2011 @ 7:14 am
LeAnn Rimes Films Reel Love in Toronto
LeAnn Rimes Films Reel Love in Toronto
LeAnn Rimes Films Reel Love in Toronto
LeAnn Rimes Films Reel Love in Toronto
LeAnn Rimes Films Reel Love in Toronto
LeAnn Rimes Films Reel Love in Toronto
LeAnn Rimes Films Reel Love in Toronto
LeAnn Rimes Films Reel Love in Toronto
LeAnn Rimes Films Reel Love in Toronto
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Okay, so maybe it's just on the set of some new craptastic film, Reel Love, but recently married LeAnn Rimes, the proud new owner of an actor husband she purchased from his ex (and pretty damn hottie) Brandi Glanville, now realizes the true cost of ownership of a husband with wandering eyes -- must be on your game. LeAnn Rimes looks fit and boobtastic and ready for the challenge, for how long, who knows, but we think she gets that someday, some other lady will be coming along for her man. We can't wait to watch the future catfights. Hopefully, they involve less clothing. Enjoy.

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Brandi Glanville, Is She Hotter Than LeAnn Rimes?

By Jon | April 26, 2011 @ 11:07 am
Brandi Glanville Unpacks Her Things
Brandi Glanville Unpacks Her Things
Brandi Glanville Unpacks Her Things
Brandi Glanville Unpacks Her Things
Brandi Glanville Unpacks Her Things
Brandi Glanville Unpacks Her Things
Brandi Glanville Unpacks Her Things
Brandi Glanville Unpacks Her Things
Brandi Glanville Unpacks Her Things
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Well, LeAnn Rimes finally did tie the proverbial knot this past weekend with the dude Eddie Cibrian who she bought for a few million bucks from his wife Brandi Glanville, and, I must tell you, after some ogling investigation of late, Brandi Glanville is pretty hot. I mean, sure, LeAnn Rimes has the songs and the boots and the money, but Brandi, there's a something something going on here that deserves mention. Now that I know she herself is rolling in the bribery cash, well, let's just say some blogger out there is polishing up his Crocs, sticking a box of chocolates under his arm, and making a visit to a certain Ms. Ex-Eddie Cibrian. Enjoy.

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LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville Battle for Ex-Spousal Survival at Chuck E. Cheese’s

By Jon | April 19, 2011 @ 9:59 am
LeAnn Rimes at Chuck E. Cheese's
LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville at Chuck E. Cheese's
Brandi Glanville at Chuck E. Cheese's
Brandi Glanville at Chuck E. Cheese's
Leann Rimes and Brandi Glanville at Chuck E. Cheese Birthday Party
Leann Rimes and Brandi Glanville at Chuck E. Cheese Birthday Party
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There are so many things wrong about this picture.

First, let's start with Chuck E. Cheese's as a party location for a wealthy celebrity. Anybody with a son or daughter, niece or nephew, friends with kids, or just your random trenchcoat wearing dirty old man knows that Chuck E. Cheese's is Satan's discount playpen. If Brooklyn Decker is heaven, this rat's nest pizza parlor fronting a urine-soaked gaming center packed with broke-down late 70's third rate arcade games is Hell.

Second, when you purchase your lover boy's divorce from his ex-wife for a few million clams, as LeAnn Rimes did to secure Eddie Cibrian factory refurbished from his then wife Brandi Glanville, you've got to get some commitments to not sharing future family events. Look, I'm all about keeping the families intact, but if you're paying top dollar for a boy toy to mate with, you want to get one with a clean chain of title.

And, finally, when all is said and done and you're at the festering stinkhole that is Chuck E. Cheese's and you're with your new husband and his paid off ex and the kids, do not, DO NOT, let the paid-off ex look hotter than you with beauty customizations courtesy of your bribe money. Ouch.

Sorry, LeAnn Rimes. We love you. We lust you. We even once listened to one of your songs. But epic fail on your first new-husband's ex-family function.

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