Lauren Stoner does not have one of those modern day bulbous booties like many of the girls who occasionally disappear behind the snack shot and comes out several hundred dollars lighter. She’s a traditional backside bikini hotter. A tiny tight little bit of worked out buttocks that she shares with the gentleman oglers along the shoreline out of the benevolence of her heart, and ego, though deservedly so on the latter. If you build it, why not make them come? Sorry school aged kids who sneak on here.
Lauren seems more than at east in her various revealing bikinis as she parades her beat through the sand flashing her long lean sun-drenched body, just to remind the working stiffs in northern climates of the posters on their walls of teen years. She is the Miami dream that keeps our nation’s U-Hauls on a heavy southern sunshine trend. Must have bikini booty 24x7x365. Enjoy.
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Professional hot person Lauren Stoner hit the beach in a black thong bikini that left little to the imagination. That’s fine with me because I think when it comes to sexy ladies the imagination is overrated. The top created some lovely cleav action. Lauren has a nice pair of what I call happy perkies. They are the kind of boobies you want to hang out with on a sunny day and motorboat under a tree in the park. But the real news was downstairs where the thong bikini bottom accentuated her luscious booty. And by accentuate I mean that it showed it off almost completely. Lauren has a pretty solid thumper and I for one would like to wear it as a hat.
What a glorious time of year it is when all the hotties come out of hibernation and slip into their sexy swimsuits. Spring has sprung and my swimsuit area is happy.
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In case all the previous posts today still left you wondering what city and beach you might find the most faptastic views in today, the answer would be Miami. Rounding out the medley of sextastic hotties in bikinis along the South Florida shoreline is the delightfully taut and toned Lauren Stoner, who finally removed her little skirt to reveal her tight little bikini bottom. There’s a time and a place for a skirt, and a time and a place for just a whale tail on the bum of one fine female form. That time is when I happen to be leering.
Lauren has made herself something of a bikini body fixture in the daily faptastic body competition known simply as Miami Beach. She’s a contender to whom I’d like to surrender all sensibilities for five minutes in a healing sticky vat of aloe vera gel. I’m sure they have those somewhere. We can hit the Sizzler after, Lauren. You don’t particularly look like a Sizzler girl, but until you’ve tried the pudding at the salad bar, you’ve not really lived. I’ll pick you up at 7, your time. Wearing something disposable. Enjoy.
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Camouflage colored bikinis might hide you from the lesser telescope savvy man, but not from the all-seeing eye of Egotastic! Not when you have a thong booty quite as perfect as Lauren Stoner. The Miami model thought maybe the blend-in colored bikini would keep our ogling eyes off her perfect bikini body. No chance. She’d need stealth technology not yet invented or admitted to by the military before that were to happen.
Lauren has been putting on something of an incredible show this week in Miami, throwing her own hat and every fine female part below, into the ring of finest female form on the beach in South Florida. The competition is beyond rough, it’s downright cutthroat. I can only wait for the time it transitions into cut-bikini strings. That will be amazing. For now, I’m quite content with Lauren’s keester in camouflage. It’s what you call solid. Enjoy.
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If it’s your birthday and you’re wicked hot bodied you kind of owe it to yourself and the world to show off your tight hiney on the beach in Miami. Okay, so maybe Lauren Stoner does this most days of the year already, but only on her birthday will she not have me arrested for a birthday spanking on the bikini bottom. I’m very committed to the old customs.
Lauren is quite the regular bar setter for the hottest bikini bodies in Miami. A regularly present tall slender statuesque blonde with a booty that you could bounce a nickel off of, though I’d recommend at least a silver dollar if you want to be noticed. Happy Birthday, Lauren. I hope my present got to your mailbox in time, I know sometimes the U.S.P.S. slaps a quarantine label on such gifts and has it burned in hazmat safety incinerators. Enjoy.
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Lauren Stoner has long since moved on from Michael Bay and has some new boyfriend, but what hasn’t changed is her long and lean killer bikini body completed with that ripe tight tush that makes her identifiable by even the casual gentleman ogler from behind at ten to twenty paces.
Lauren is a veteran model and reality show something or other from the area. She’s not going to let the stiff competition of outsiders flooding Miami Beach in their itty bitty bikinis topple her local pride crown. Come and get it, if you can, must be Lauren’s motto as she preens and struts across the beach knowing she’s got title like skills covered only by two tiny pieces of cloth. This South FLorida bikini Thunderdome just keeps getting better and better. Many lives may be lost, and I’m referring now mostly to the chronic fappers. So much good stuff this time of year! Enjoy.
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The lovely Lauren Stoner showed off her redonkulous figure in a striped bikini in Miami Beach. As the weather gets warmer ladies wear less and less clothes. It’s a scientific fact. It must have been a real scorcher in Miami because Lauren’s bikini is small. Not only does it showcase her lovely funbags but the bottom barely covers her crotchecological region. Needless to say, (but I’m going to anyway), her booty is amazing and in (almost) full glory. Miami Beach truly is a magical place right now. I’m one of, like, five Cubans that grew up outside of Miami so I feel a little deprived. The only people who hang around the beaches of New York City are homeless dudes that have full on conversations with imaginary aliens. True story.
I wonder if Lauren got teased a lot in high school because her last name is stoner? There was probably a gaggle of potheads that would follow her around and giggle.