Lauren Stoner

Lauren Stoner Bikini Butt Continues to Amaze

By Bill Swift | April 16, 2013 @ 8:37 am

Lauren Stoner Tiny Blue Bikini in Miami Beach

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It truly is a thing of beauty, a work of art, an object d' lust, that verifiably sextastic bikini asstastic on the lower half of somewhat model actress and reality show, err, participant, Lauren Stoner. Oh, sure, many of you out there can't wait to see a smoking hot bikini girl coming toward you. But a real booty man knows that the heart breaks for two reasons when a woman like this walks away from you.

Booty lovers unite! Enjoy.

LAUREN'S BIKINI BOTTOM IS BECOMING THE STUFF OF LEGENDS

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Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures Put the Purple Thong Right in Your Face

By Bill Swift | April 12, 2013 @ 12:42 pm

Asstastic!

Lauren Stoner Purple Thong Bikini at the Beach in Miami

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Lauren Stoner has one of the finest bikini buttsides and bodies among all the noteworthy celebrities we cover on this site. We're still not exactly sure what she does outside of being Michael Bay's former fling and looking amazing in a bikini, but we're also not sure there needs to be anything else.

And Lauren Stoner does not hide her hot body. She not only thongs it routinely, she goes with bright vivid colors, like a neon arrow pointing the direction of all lust-filled men (so, all men) in the direction of her prime sextastic body. We respect the hell out of such bodily promotions. No pretenses, just very sweet views. Enjoy.

LAUREN STONER KNOWS HOW TO WEAR A BIKINI

Lauren Stoner in a Black Bikini in Miami

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Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures Just Good Old Fashioned Body Hot

By Bill Swift | April 4, 2012 @ 9:37 am

Lauren Stoner Blue Bikini Pictures in Miami

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Lauren Stoner Topless Slips

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Well, it does look as if Lauren Stoner and Michael Bay are a thing of the past now, or at least Lauren making out with some new random dude on the beach in Miami indicates such, but what hasn't changed a bit is the amazing bikini body on this model and erstwhile actress (albeit, dumping Michael Bay could put a crimp in that plan) which she routinely flaunts and often even bare-flashes along the Florida coastline almost daily.

We can respect a girl who does nothing all day but fine tune, fine tan, and finely display her hot body. Not only can we respect it, we wish it was an enforceable law. Enjoy.

Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures Flash Her Amazing Asstastic on South Beach

By Bill Swift | March 22, 2012 @ 11:24 am

Asstastic!

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It's ever so easy to focus on the top we saw flashed bare earlier this week, but Lauren Stoner and her taut tight and all around off-the-hook bikini body deserves a little bottom love too. Or a lot of bottom love if I was given ten minutes and a bottle of aloe vera gel and instructed to care for such fine piece of asstastic.

This model slash something or other slash Michael Bay girlfriend continues to maintain and exhibit one of the finest bikini bodies along the Florida coast, a coast this winter that has been flooded with the best of the sextastic celebrities and models. It's quite an honor just to be nominated. It'd be an even greater honor to get a chance to lotion that badonkadonk. Help, I can't stop leering! Enjoy.

JUST LOOK AT THE AFTSIDE ON LAUREN STONER -- I WANT TO CRY ON IT

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Lauren Stoner Topless Suntanning Photos Will Transform Your Autobot

By Bill Swift | March 19, 2012 @ 12:23 am

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Worst post title ever? Yeah, but I got two Transformers puns as a lead in to some amazingly hot candid photos of a very topless Lauren Stoner, model and erstwhile actress and even more erstwhile Michael Bay main squeeze. And, speaking of squeeze... we've been lusting Lauren's ridiculously sleek bikini body all through the winter and with just 24 hours until the vernal equinox, I can already feel the inner snows melting with these glorious topless shots of Lauren on the beach in Miami. (And if a peekaboo at Lauren's splendiferous top only delays you momentarily from checking out pictures of one of the finest bikini bottoms Mother Nature has ever produced -- well, then, welcome to Camp Egotastic!)

March most definitely came in like a lion, and we're not even close to being done. Enjoy.

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Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures Because Lauren Has One of the Finest Rears in Hottieville

By Bill Swift | January 2, 2012 @ 8:47 am

Asstastic!

Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures Hot Bodied in Miami

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Let the smoking hot bikini madness continue...

We're not exactly sure what hot model and reality starlet Lauren Stoner does with her days, but as with any hot celebrity, so long as she spends much of her time preening her superior bikini body along the beach for our viewing pleasure, who are we to ask about her off-hottie hours. In fact, being Michael Bay's on-again, off-again, hop back on again girlfriend probably pays fairly well, but, the working standards are high, including keeping that award-winning asstastic in perfection, mint-in-box condition.

Lauren Stoner flaunted her all over lean, tight, bikini hotness in her home Miami turf over the New Year's holiday, smiling confidently like a girl who knows she's got the sweetest body on the beach. And that smile is much deserved. Enjoy.

LAUREN'S ASSTASTIC HAS MESMERIZED US SINCE THE DAY WE FIRST MET IT

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Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures Flash 360-Degrees of Hotness

By | November 18, 2011 @ 8:18 am

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That's it. We're no longer referring to Lauren Stoner as the girlfriend of Michael Bay, her intensely hot body and repeated bikini picture shows on the beaches in Miami have more than earned her the right to be known as simply Lauren Stoner, sextastic model and, um, actress, and, well, just look at that body. Lauren could definitely use a sandwich or two, but, dayum, that bikini butt. Like a false idol for worship.

Welcome to Egotastic! as your own woman, Lauren Stoner. Now, be advised, we will be expecting the next step in your revealing progress. Enjoy.