Yep, it's bikini peeking party time as Lauren Stoner and her tight body hit the sun shining beach in Miami for a little show and go. Well, she mostly showed, then I had to go excuse myself to take an important call in a private place where nobody could hear me whimper.
The South Florida model and occasional reality TV attendee most definitely attends to the needs of the gentleman oglers in her little bikinis of various bright and colorful design, just on the off chance you don't catch her toned thumper or glistening boobtastic strutting by you on the beach from your sandy upturned perch. She has some serious skills and I am more than ready to be schooled in the art of the drool. Teacher teacher what can you teach me. Enjoy.
Lauren Stoner Wears A Striped Bikini In Miami
The lovely Lauren Stoner showed off her redonkulous figure in a striped bikini in Miami Beach. As the weather gets warmer ladies wear less and less clothes. It's a scientific fact. It must have been a real scorcher in Miami because Lauren's bikini is small. Not only does it showcase her lovely funbags but the bottom barely covers her crotchecological region. Needless to say, (but I'm going to anyway), her booty is amazing and in (almost) full glory. Miami Beach truly is a magical place right now. I'm one of, like, five Cubans that grew up outside of Miami so I feel a little deprived. The only people who hang around the beaches of New York City are homeless dudes that have full on conversations with imaginary aliens. True story.
I wonder if Lauren got teased a lot in high school because her last name is stoner? There was probably a gaggle of potheads that would follow her around and giggle.