I feel ever so blessed to get to close out our week of wanton ogling with a peek inside the silk-lined reader email bag of goodness. I can hear the angels sing as pull back the goldenrod strings and unveil the majesty of celebrity skin within. It’s possible that’s just what’s left of my Spotify playlist as all the other music has been deleted by license holders. Still, when a cherub wails, you know something special is about to reveal itself. Indeed it has.
This week’s Reader Finds include Laura Wiggins in her shameless Shameless topless moments so mammary-able (thank to EgoReader ‘Conte’), the blessedly bare topped women of Van Wilder: Freshman Year (skinematics courtesy of ‘Daniel’), Tokyo Drift’s Nathalie Kelley topless in the wild (kind visual blessings from ‘Sumit’), Nathalie Edenburg topless in black and white and color (so hot, kudos to ‘Stephen B.’), Kristi Somers, Cynthia Thompson and Betsy Russell topless in Tomboy (an 80′s ta-ta blast from ‘Owen’), a purported topless selfie of Kelly Brook (thanks to many of you who sent this in for show and tell, no idea if it’s verified), a trio of topless goodness of angelic Keeley Hazell (that’s devotion from ‘Darren’), Julie Gayet topless on the silver screen (lovely lustables via ‘Francis E.’), Chloe Sevigny model topless from about a decade ago (new one for this here rodeo, thanks ‘Evan’), Charlotte McKinney in one beautiful busty photoshoot (wowzers provided by ‘Aaron W.’), Bar Refaeli showy top modeling (a prize piece from ‘Bill P.’), gloriously gifted Ava Fabian in Ski School (ooh la la ta-ta delivered by ‘Rachel’), Amber Heard bikini body onscreen (one fine two piece hotness via ‘Theo’), and Alexandra Breckenridge topless in her forever memorable vampire scene (thumbs up for teats to ‘Shoreline’). It’s a big plate of sextastic today, but I know I’ve trained you well for this mission. Enjoy.
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How can we ever lament a weekend that includes Emmy Awesome topless?
One of our most faptastic brunette thespianics continued to show why she deserves your attention, your applause, and quite likely your woodland axe being raised, as she once again peeled off her top on camera in the second season of Shameless, a show that if you’re not watching regularly, well, shame on you. Because this weekend’s Shameless also included a robust topless backside banging courtesy of blonde hottie Laura Wiggins, and a macabre topless turn from Molly Price. And, let we leave out House of Lies, a show that seems merely designed to get Don Cheadle pressing flesh with hot nekkid chicks each week, did not disappoint with Amy Landecker flashing kinky boobtastic peeks. Enjoy.
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While we’re most definitely be spending our afternoon at Underworld Awakening ogling our stalker crush, Kate Beckinsale, the rest of the weekend remains skinematically wide open nd our friends at Mr. Skin, have some suggestions for weekend flesh-on-filmed-media viewing opportunities, including a reprise of Emmy Awesome and Laura Wiggins topless in Shameless, Meredith Giangrande flashing hooters in Bucky Larson, and an oldie but boobie, Lynn Whitfield dancing topless with bananas in the Josephine Baker Story.
You can not go wrong from here. Enjoy.
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Now that HBO has officially canceled Hung, might as well hand the trophy for best acting job on television to Don Cheadle for his she-banging weekly role in House of Lies, the new Showtime series where, this week, Cheadle gets to pound our new sextastic object d’lust, Dawn Olivieri in the bathroom, heading up a boob tube roundup weekend that included only brief bits of nudity from blonde cutie Laura Wiggins in the second episode of Shameless, and at least the hint of future hotness in Californication, courtesy of sultry hottie bikini-clad Meagan Good in her new role on the show. Promising for sure. Enjoy.
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I think there’s a hat on the set of Shameless and each week producers pull out a name of the actress whose turn it is to go topless. An odd practice, but one I must reflexively applaud as it brings us a nice variety of boobtastic from the show each week. Drawing milky straws this week, the underrated hottie, Laura Wiggins, giving shameless oglers a glimpse at her bare top, and some sort of story underneath. Enjoy.
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Emmy Rossum is Emmy Awesome. Get it? I know, way clever. Okay, so not as clever as the folks who make Shameless, designing a television show that has sweet actresses each and every week done gone topless, most notably the gritty cute Emmy Rossum flashing the flesh possums. C’mon, TV people, it’s not that hard to figure out what your audience wants. Sure, some keen stories and well-developed characters are nice, but, well-developed-topless characters are what gets my fingers programming the DVR. Enjoy.
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Movies for grown-ups are just about dead. Meanwhile, cable television just keeps rolling along with amazing series after amazing series of drugs, sex, and, well, sex. Shameless being one of my very favorite grown-up time experiences. Hey, the doctors may have diagnosed me as having been stuck at the psychological age of thirteen, but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy shows that make you think. Or ogle hot boobs. Or both, though more so the boobtastic leering when in a single episode you have both the secretly sexy Emmy Rossum and the up-and-coming hottie Laura Wiggins flashing the world’s most desirable form of melons. We are living in a very good age. Enjoy.
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