Every community has its get-togethers. Every culture its recurring functions that bind it as a people. Egotastic! has Reader Finds, that one day a week when all eighty-seven bazillion mens and womens members of this giant melting pot of sextastic celebrity appreciation bring all their dirty laundry and throw it into the cauldron to make the mot magical of stews. Sometimes, it just plain makes me cry like a little child who's just seen his pet goldfish floating in the guest bathroom toilet after his mother promised him it was being set loose in Lake Titicaca. But that's my cross to bear.
Today's Reader Finds is our boldest, broadest, most skin-filled ever, and includes the likes of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley stylistically topless, Kate Upton stills from her see-through fantastic moment of last week, Helen Mirren in a classic film flashing top and bottom, Andrea Rincon flashing even curvier bare top and bottom, gorgeous Malena Costa seaside in a bikini, classic shoutout to nekkid Bond Girl Ursula Andress, Imogen Thomas full bountiful bare boobtastic, Jennifer Metcalfe striking hot bikini pics, yet another wayback machine bit of birthday suit action from Linda Blair, Erin Andrews upskirts at the 2012 NHL, Laura Prepon higher-res topless, Claire Danes pokies in yoga, Kelly Brook pokies of her own, Halle Berry cleavetastic, Aubrey Plaza upskirt on TV, and, what the hell, why not some Leanna Decker topless pictures, just because you all care. It's a ton of hotness. Take your time. There will be a test!
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Vera Farmiga, Laura Prepon, and Sarah Shahi All Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)
I can't help but think how the image of bare beautiful boobtastic on-screen has shaped and affected my own life. From a young tiny Egotastic! sneaking into R-rated movies to behold the site of those beautiful fleshy funbags on some of Hollywood's hottest women. I'm going to go out on a limb and say it made me good at math and developed me into a socially benevolent lad. Also, it made me really really want to play with boobs.
This week's Mr. Skin Minute features some sweet unforgettable moments of celebrity skin on the magical screen, including Vera Farmiga not nekkid in the currently released The Conjuring, but most definitely topless in Down to the Bone, now on Blu-Ray. Also, most definitely, Laura Prepon and Taylor Schilling in the already epic topless shower scene in Orange is the New Black, and Sarah Shahi briefly but ever so nicely flashing her tubes in the Stallone pic, Bullet to the Head, now also available for home viewing. It's quite the topless parade today. Enjoy.
(For your full summer time nekkid actress needs, be sure to get your Ego-discounted Mr. Skin Membership. It's a treasure trove of celebrity ta-ta's.)