Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga Covers Her Coconuts With Coconuts On Rio Balcony

Oh, Lady Gaga, you devilish temptress of a hard looking pop diva.

The Lady is in Rio and decided to treat her screaming fans to a little something extra, so before getting into her bikini top for a formal regal howdy, she made her way out onto the balcony, topless, with only what appears to be a couple coconuts covering up her own chesty fruits.

It's a something something down Sudamericana way we just had to share. Enjoy.

Lady Gaga Liked To Flash Her Body on Stage Even Before She Had Money To Be a Walking Showpiece

I'm not sure why, but there have suddenly been a bunch of retrospectives of Lady Gaga from her days before she was huge and popular and wore $50K costumes to make her goofy fans grin, well, goofily, and profess their love.

So, we had to jump into the game with some shots of Lady Gaga when she was still kind of Stephanie what's-her-face, flashing her body which was young and taut and made up for her music for those of us who generally prefer Zeppelin with hot girls dancing about to over-produced pop. Anyhow, the point is, Lady Gaga, a few years ago, you would've been staring. Deal with it. And, enjoy.

Lady Gaga Go-Go Dancing, McKayla Maroney Teasy, Una Healy Major Cleave to Lead This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, the ladies and young ladies of the self-published land are back again this week in full-force, flashing their celebrity bodies for your viewing pleasure and their ego gratification. We've come to truly appreciate the depths to which these celebrities truly desire attention, and the depths to which we will go to give that to them. A little something something we call the weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup.

This week's Roundup includes the likes of U.S. gymnast McKayla Maroney sweet six-tweeting herself in a teasy position, Vanessa Hudgens showing how flexible she is, Kendall Jenner flashing her bare tummy, Una Healy showing off her burgeoning bosom, Ariana Grande in leather, and much much more. These girls need you to look. Please oblige them, and enjoy.

VOMIT WARNING (LITERALLY): Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber in 2 Girls, 1 Throw Up (VIDEO)

Watch Gaga and The Devil's Midget Barf on Stage!

We're not exactly sure what's going on, but it looks like some nefarious force has managed to sicken the musical genius likes of Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber in the same week, first with The Devil's Midget vomiting on stage in Arizona, and now Lady Gaga barfing out Donatella Versace's clammy come-away bits onto the stage in Barcelona.

Now, some of you cynics might call this upchucking a taste of these two pop stars own medicine, but I like to think of it merely as: 2 Girls, 1 Throw Up. Enjoy.

Lady Gaga Bares Her Wares for the Parisian Gawkers

Oh, I could wax illiterate poetic about Lady Gaga and her increasing desire to be seen not so much as an outrageous wardrobed queen and more as a slightly unconventional attractive diva, but the last poem I wrote got me a kick in the gunnies from a never-to-be love interest who apparently felt my repeated use of the c-word was completely inappropriate in a sonnet I wrote about her little sister.

As for Gaga, oh, man, she is trying hard. And, in France, who knows, it's a wacky place. Maybe the young hommes are locking themselves in the family bidet and discovering themselves with thoughts of being backstage with Gaga or the sight of Gaga patrolling the wide avenues in her denim bra. It's possible. Just not in my home. Not in my bidet. Enjoy.

Lady Gaga Wisely Sits Next to Donatella Versace and Slips a Nipple

 

I'll say this for Lady Gaga, she's no dummy.

If you're receiving all sorts of mixed (at best) comments about your looks of late (or forever), what better way to relatively increase your viewability than placing yourself in prime comparison seating next to Donatella Versace, who looks like the Mayan Apocalypse came to her house a little earlier than the rest of us, if you know what I'm saying.

On top of her smart photo buddy strategy, Lady Gaga further ups the distraction quota in this Terry Richardson shoot by slipping a healthy dose of her bare nipple, ensuring, as we are, that it will be the highlight of discussion.

Mama Gaga didn't raise no fools it seems. Enjoy.

Lady Gaga Grabs Her Own Ta-Ta So You Don’t Have To In Near Nekkid Terry Richardson Photoshoot

It's not often, like, never, you'll see a second, let alone even a first, Lady Gaga post on Egotastic! But, we once again must give it up to Terry Richardson, the master of grabbing celebrities, bringing them back to his hotel room or pad, and getting them to strip down for some artsy wacky old-school skin-revealing photos, often in black and white.

Lady Gaga is no stranger to flashing body parts. Or booby parts. Or just grabbing her own teat as she does here in this in-your-face photoshoot, mimicking some classic wacky poses from the days of cheesecake photos of yore. It may not be your cup of ogling tea, and it may make you wonder why your buddy Steve keeps talking about the naughty things he'd like to do to Lady Gaga, but one thing is for sure, it's never uninteresting when Terry Richardson is involved. Enjoy.