Lady Gaga

Katherine Jenkins Upskirt, Lady Gaga Down Butt, To Kick Of Your Week on Egotastic!

Katherine Jenkins is a real serious Welsh singer, so we were damn happy to see a real serious upskirt from the underrated blonde hottie as she partied by way of cab in London over the weekend. And, once again, the blessedly long-seated Old World taxis made possible an upskirt even from one of the classier fancy women around. All, hail the London car services!

Meanwhile, down Rio way, the inimitable pop diva Lady Gaga continued her antics, chasing school kids around a yard in Brazil, making the kids for the invention of the cootie-shot to ensure that whatever Gaga bio-transfers in Brazil, doesn't stay in Brazil. Oh, and she did take a moment of our busy schedule to bend forward and flash her thong covered patooter. She's a giver.

We're kicking off another big week here shortly on Egotastic!, so, we needed a couple sextastic trumpets blaring.  Enjoy.

Lady Gaga Bikini Pictures Hit The Beach in Rio for Brazilian Booty Show

Well, well, well, the Lady doth hit the beach.

Much to the delight of her young teen fans, and to the 17% of you who secretly imagine a very Bad Romance with Lady Gaga while in the privacy of their boudoirs late night, Lady Gaga did some bending and preening and prancing in a blue bikini along the beach in Rio, taking a break from her rather active professional schedule.

We've been seeing more and more of Lady Gaga body wise lately, in more normal poses we should say; make of this what you will. As for us, we make lemonade! Enjoy.

Lady Gaga Covers Her Coconuts With Coconuts On Rio Balcony

Oh, Lady Gaga, you devilish temptress of a hard looking pop diva.

The Lady is in Rio and decided to treat her screaming fans to a little something extra, so before getting into her bikini top for a formal regal howdy, she made her way out onto the balcony, topless, with only what appears to be a couple coconuts covering up her own chesty fruits.

It's a something something down Sudamericana way we just had to share. Enjoy.

Lady Gaga Liked To Flash Her Body on Stage Even Before She Had Money To Be a Walking Showpiece

I'm not sure why, but there have suddenly been a bunch of retrospectives of Lady Gaga from her days before she was huge and popular and wore $50K costumes to make her goofy fans grin, well, goofily, and profess their love.

So, we had to jump into the game with some shots of Lady Gaga when she was still kind of Stephanie what's-her-face, flashing her body which was young and taut and made up for her music for those of us who generally prefer Zeppelin with hot girls dancing about to over-produced pop. Anyhow, the point is, Lady Gaga, a few years ago, you would've been staring. Deal with it. And, enjoy.

Lady Gaga Go-Go Dancing, McKayla Maroney Teasy, Una Healy Major Cleave to Lead This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, the ladies and young ladies of the self-published land are back again this week in full-force, flashing their celebrity bodies for your viewing pleasure and their ego gratification. We've come to truly appreciate the depths to which these celebrities truly desire attention, and the depths to which we will go to give that to them. A little something something we call the weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup.

This week's Roundup includes the likes of U.S. gymnast McKayla Maroney sweet six-tweeting herself in a teasy position, Vanessa Hudgens showing how flexible she is, Kendall Jenner flashing her bare tummy, Una Healy showing off her burgeoning bosom, Ariana Grande in leather, and much much more. These girls need you to look. Please oblige them, and enjoy.

VOMIT WARNING (LITERALLY): Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber in 2 Girls, 1 Throw Up (VIDEO)

Watch Gaga and The Devil's Midget Barf on Stage!

We're not exactly sure what's going on, but it looks like some nefarious force has managed to sicken the musical genius likes of Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber in the same week, first with The Devil's Midget vomiting on stage in Arizona, and now Lady Gaga barfing out Donatella Versace's clammy come-away bits onto the stage in Barcelona.

Now, some of you cynics might call this upchucking a taste of these two pop stars own medicine, but I like to think of it merely as: 2 Girls, 1 Throw Up. Enjoy.

Lady Gaga Bares Her Wares for the Parisian Gawkers

Oh, I could wax illiterate poetic about Lady Gaga and her increasing desire to be seen not so much as an outrageous wardrobed queen and more as a slightly unconventional attractive diva, but the last poem I wrote got me a kick in the gunnies from a never-to-be love interest who apparently felt my repeated use of the c-word was completely inappropriate in a sonnet I wrote about her little sister.

As for Gaga, oh, man, she is trying hard. And, in France, who knows, it's a wacky place. Maybe the young hommes are locking themselves in the family bidet and discovering themselves with thoughts of being backstage with Gaga or the sight of Gaga patrolling the wide avenues in her denim bra. It's possible. Just not in my home. Not in my bidet. Enjoy.