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Lady Gaga Fully Nekkid for Holistic Healing!

 
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Rain drops keep falling on the nekkid body of Lady Gaga, but she doesn’t seem to mind. Or the fact that she’s being filmed completely in the buff performing the ‘Abramovic Method‘ for improving physical and mental self-awareness. I have no idea what that means, but it seems to make many people cry and be happy and I’m supposing pay some money along the way.

Marina Abramovic is looking to Kickstarter to fund her spiritual retreat and looking to Lady Gaga to get nekkid and give her program lots of attention. Both plans seem to be working. And might I add as the ogler that I am, that Lady Gaga’s body seems to be back to rather complimentary shape.

You can see the full truly bizarre Lady Gaga nekkid for Abramovic video on WWTDD.com. Enjoy.

(Thanks to a ton of you who sent us emails about the bare naked Lady Gaga this late night.)

New ‘Machete Kills’ Trailer Has Some (Literally) Killer Boobtastic (VIDEO)

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The new Machete Kills trailer has some rather murderous mammaries. No, literally, Sofia Vergara straps machine gun bewbs to her chest and fires them. Yeah. Pretty wild.

If that’s not a perfect indication of how utterly batshit this iteration of Machete will be, I’ll let the trailer speak for itself. Seriously, check it out: Charlie Sheen (as his real name Carlos Estevez)  is the president and Lady Gaga does stuff covered in a real live Cuba Gooding, Jr. suit. Amber Heard in a Miss San Antonio sash? What’s crazier than that? 

Nothing, my friends. NOTHING.

Oh, and in a shocking ‘just like in real life’ turn, Mel Gibson is the villain.

Lady Gaga Covered Nekkid in V Magazine

I’ll say this for Lady Gaga, she’s not shy. I guess that’s another term for really wanting attention. Which we praise around these parts. But why is Lady Gaga covered nekkid and looking like a frightened goose on the pages of V magazine?

Take a look at the full size photo of Lady Gaga covering her privates with her hands and see what our friends at WWTDD believe occurred to the pop diva before this photo shoot.

Lady Gaga Struts Streets in No More Than Bra and a Miniskirt

Lady Gaga is back. She was out for some time with a hip pointer or some other football type injury that kept her sidelined from her own touring schedule the past six months or so. It has seemed odd not to see the most promoted and omnipresent music world figure out there for so long. She’s left a ton of coverage for Justin Bieber, and that’s not a good thing.

Gaga wasted no time in attracting attention to herself by wearing no more than a bra and a miniskirt on the streets of Manhattan. It was kind of Madonna-esque you might say, as the Material Girl was one of the first to strut about publicly in black undergarments. As always, we have mixed feelings about Lady Gaga, but, we always fall back upon our founding principles in these times. If a celebrity is walking around the streets in her lingerie, we’re going to show it to you. Enjoy.

Lady Gaga Bikini Pictures Sighted from Beyond the Mexican Pines

Here’s a sight you don’t see very often. Lady Gaga bikini pictures by the pool in Mexico. We know the odd-grooved diva takes some down time, we just had no idea she ever did so in a traditional manner. Like a bikini pool vacation. We thought it was more typically a retreat to the underground bunker for transfusions and colonics. But, according to our telescopic lenses in tree lined perimeters, the queen of current pop does seems to be sipping a cocktail and showing off her body to actual people.

Strange days are ahead. And if that includes Lady Gaga joining the bikini celebrity set, well, strange days indeed. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Lady Gaga Covered Topless, Tila Tequila Topless, Jessica Pare Topless, and Much Much More…

 
Lady Gaga Covered Nekkid in Mario Testino Shoot
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My favorite time of the week has arrived. Not only is Friday the day I receive my paycheck and realize that earning slightly more than minimum wage is something my high school guidance counselor told me would never happen. But Friday is also the day of community here on Egotastic! When we raise the banner of the hot nekkid woman and all gather around the campfire to share our visual wonderments of the celebrity kind. It’s warm, it’s communal, and it’s probably illegal in many states. That’s just how we roll.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Lady Gaga covered topless in a Mario Testino photoshoot (thanks to EgoReader ‘Jason’), Mellisa Clarke topless screencaps from Front magazine (kudos to ‘Benjie’), classic Saffron Burrows modeling hotness (by way of ‘Eddie’), sexy Adrianne Palicki pics (courtesy of ‘Chen’), Peta Todd curvy and topless in Zoo (throwing out love to ‘Carly’), our old friend Tila Tequila nekkid screencaps (dropped precipitously by ‘Devon’), Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio topless onscreen (muchas gracias ‘Diego), Ashley Hinshaw quite without clothes in About Cherry (omfg to ‘Owen’),  Alexandra Daddario flashing peeks in the bathtub (the best of the bits from ‘Kenst’), Crystal Lowe topless in Hot Tub Time Machine (shot over our wall by ‘Hector’), Jessica Pare topless in skinema (whoa baby shoutout to ‘Clark’), a bunch of topless goodness from 40-Year Old Virgin spoof film (at your service, ‘Jake’), Natasha Poly hot topless modeling (thank you kindly, ‘Sinister’), Ivana Nadal candid self-pics (visual love from ‘Evan’), Diane Lane topless in deleted scene from Unfaithful (wowzer by way of ‘Anon’), and Natalie Martinez topless in Broken City (submitted simultaneously by ‘SP’ and ‘David M.’). That is about 200 funbags by my crude math. A mouthful for sure. Enjoy.

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Lady Gaga Splits Her Latex Pants During Canuckian Concert

Now, that last time my tremendous girth busted open anything made of latex, it was a…. oh, never mind, you know where that lame joke is headed. But a less lame joke, though still funny as hell, was watching Lady Gaga and her plastic pants rip open as she bent over during a concert up in the Great White North.

Now, many guys on here can relate to a split or near split of the trousers during a lethargic fat couch potato point in their existence, so we must treat humanely the Lady who has been on vacation and bulking up a bit lately in the gluteals. Still, there’s something extra special about tearing those shiny latex pants asunder mid performance in front of a live audience. Score one for Canada. Enjoy.