Lady Gaga

READER FINDS: Lady Gaga Covered Topless, Tila Tequila Topless, Jessica Pare Topless, and Much Much More…

 

My favorite time of the week has arrived. Not only is Friday the day I receive my paycheck and realize that earning slightly more than minimum wage is something my high school guidance counselor told me would never happen. But Friday is also the day of community here on Egotastic! When we raise the banner of the hot nekkid woman and all gather around the campfire to share our visual wonderments of the celebrity kind. It's warm, it's communal, and it's probably illegal in many states. That's just how we roll.

This week's Reader Finds includes Lady Gaga covered topless in a Mario Testino photoshoot (thanks to EgoReader 'Jason'), Mellisa Clarke topless screencaps from Front magazine (kudos to 'Benjie'), classic Saffron Burrows modeling hotness (by way of 'Eddie'), sexy Adrianne Palicki pics (courtesy of 'Chen'), Peta Todd curvy and topless in Zoo (throwing out love to 'Carly'), our old friend Tila Tequila nekkid screencaps (dropped precipitously by 'Devon'), Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio topless onscreen (muchas gracias 'Diego), Ashley Hinshaw quite without clothes in About Cherry (omfg to 'Owen'),  Alexandra Daddario flashing peeks in the bathtub (the best of the bits from 'Kenst'), Crystal Lowe topless in Hot Tub Time Machine (shot over our wall by 'Hector'), Jessica Pare topless in skinema (whoa baby shoutout to 'Clark'), a bunch of topless goodness from 40-Year Old Virgin spoof film (at your service, 'Jake'), Natasha Poly hot topless modeling (thank you kindly, 'Sinister'), Ivana Nadal candid self-pics (visual love from 'Evan'), Diane Lane topless in deleted scene from Unfaithful (wowzer by way of 'Anon'), and Natalie Martinez topless in Broken City (submitted simultaneously by 'SP' and 'David M.'). That is about 200 funbags by my crude math. A mouthful for sure. Enjoy.

Lady Gaga Splits Her Latex Pants During Canuckian Concert

Now, that last time my tremendous girth busted open anything made of latex, it was a.... oh, never mind, you know where that lame joke is headed. But a less lame joke, though still funny as hell, was watching Lady Gaga and her plastic pants rip open as she bent over during a concert up in the Great White North.

Now, many guys on here can relate to a split or near split of the trousers during a lethargic fat couch potato point in their existence, so we must treat humanely the Lady who has been on vacation and bulking up a bit lately in the gluteals. Still, there's something extra special about tearing those shiny latex pants asunder mid performance in front of a live audience. Score one for Canada. Enjoy.

I Did It All for the Whooty! We Celebrate Pale Celebrities With Bodacious Booties

Our video game editor Aaron doesn't think there's such a thing as Whooty -- White Booty -- or that there is an actual subculture of readers with this particular fetish. Meh, he's probably right. But given this is a time of gratitude, we're going to celebrate here on Egotastic! those few and far between women of limited color whose bottoms often make us turn red in the face.

Here's 10 of our bigger-get badonkadonks. It's Whooty Time!

Lady Gaga Jumps On a Cake Then Washes Off With a Girl Spanking in the Tub (Yes, This All Happened)

You're Gonna Wanna See This, But Sound Down!

I don't know what's going on really anymore with Lady Gaga.

She's gone on this spree to transform herself from an opera bouffe heroine to girls and dudes who dig musical theater into this 'check me out dudes, I'm a sexy pop star too' phase, to this latest spectacle from Terry Richardson, teaser promos of Lady Gaga for her new music video 'Cake', which, of course, includes cake, and a bunch of sexual positions and spankings with other girls in bathtubs.

I will say this, Lady Gaga is becoming harder to ignore. Enjoy.

Lady Gaga Sideboob Continues Her Body Part Flashing South American Tour

At some point some months ago, Lady Gaga and her team decided that the pop diva who appeals mainly to teenaged girls and to my buddy Kai Stevens who was dropped on his head as a child (literally, Kai was dropped on his head as a child, repeatedly, by his mom who claimed to be clumsy, but I think we all knew exactly what was going on by the fifth drop) was going to chart a new course to present herself as a 20-something, skin-flashing female music star, see if she could start building a rep among the straight males of the species.

The latest whistle in her whistle-stop tour of South America took Gaga to Argentina where she was flashing some serious sideboob on the streets of the fair nation. Well, we'll leave if for you to decide how her campaign to attract dudes is working. Enjoy.

Katherine Jenkins Upskirt, Lady Gaga Down Butt, To Kick Of Your Week on Egotastic!

Katherine Jenkins is a real serious Welsh singer, so we were damn happy to see a real serious upskirt from the underrated blonde hottie as she partied by way of cab in London over the weekend. And, once again, the blessedly long-seated Old World taxis made possible an upskirt even from one of the classier fancy women around. All, hail the London car services!

Meanwhile, down Rio way, the inimitable pop diva Lady Gaga continued her antics, chasing school kids around a yard in Brazil, making the kids for the invention of the cootie-shot to ensure that whatever Gaga bio-transfers in Brazil, doesn't stay in Brazil. Oh, and she did take a moment of our busy schedule to bend forward and flash her thong covered patooter. She's a giver.

We're kicking off another big week here shortly on Egotastic!, so, we needed a couple sextastic trumpets blaring.  Enjoy.

Lady Gaga Bikini Pictures Hit The Beach in Rio for Brazilian Booty Show

Well, well, well, the Lady doth hit the beach.

Much to the delight of her young teen fans, and to the 17% of you who secretly imagine a very Bad Romance with Lady Gaga while in the privacy of their boudoirs late night, Lady Gaga did some bending and preening and prancing in a blue bikini along the beach in Rio, taking a break from her rather active professional schedule.

We've been seeing more and more of Lady Gaga body wise lately, in more normal poses we should say; make of this what you will. As for us, we make lemonade! Enjoy.