I guess this is a ‘for good’ thing with Lady Gaga. Not that it’s not a smart move. When the one thing everybody can agree about you is that you’ve got a nice body, why not make that the focal point of your public persona. And what better way to do so than simply by wearing little to no clothes everywhere you go. Today, into London’s Heathrow Airport in an outfit that I think you’re allowed to bypass security in.
Say what you will about Lady Gaga, she’s no dummy. Outside of the Lottery and inheritance, dummy’s don’t earn themselves a $100 million starting from nothing. She knows what she’s selling and she’s selling the hell out of it. Good on you, Gaga. Enjoy.
Lady Gaga can not possibly get enough attention. It’s simply not mathematically possible. Even knowing she’s been one of the skin-lights of the VMA’s in the evening, Gaga felt obliged to stroll around Manhattan in just her little bra to make sure every single sighted soul in Gotham laid their eyes upon her. I suppose it’s a talent. I guess I was looking, so it works.
As always, we praise skin exhibitions in public from our famous persons. We leave it to you to decide as to their particular tastiness or not. Just the facts, ma’am, boob and asstastic style. Enjoy.
Lady Gaga’s Bare-Ass Butt Cheeks Highlight the VMAs (Along With More Katy Perry, Ariana Grande, and Others)
When I was half asleep last night and knocked up on sizzurp I brought you some of the visual highlights of the aural catastrophe that is the VMA awards. But I neglected to show you the bare-ass cheeks of Lady Gaga, a woman smart enough to understand that her compelling content lies mostly beneath her clothes, so a shocking exhibition of skin is an absolute must to draw attention. Especially on a night where Miley Cyrus is twerking away on Robin Thicke and fingering herself with a massive foam digit.
Katy Cocktease also showed up strong, performing what seemed to The Eye of the Tiger, but not, but she still managed to contain her impressive bosom behind a sports bra for nobody to see. Yet, she still looks ever amazing. As did Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande a few others at the evening’s mind raping musical event. Check them out. Enjoy.
You know I simply refuse to watch this show. MTV doesn’t even cover music anymore, but somehow they still run the pretense of being a voice for popular music and teenaged girls seem to still be buying it. Which means all the big names still need to show up big each year and the divas need their exhibition dues. That is where I pay attention. I care not for what the fashion and wardrobe and accessory set say about the gowns, but I do care to see some of our favorite sextastic celebrities gracing the red carpet of any big awards show.
Stay tuned as the red carpet photos from the 2013 Video Music Awards red carpet continue to roll in…
Here’s the thing about Lady Gaga. She likes to get nekkid. I mean, she really really likes to get nekkid. And, unlike my across the way always nekkid on his balcony neighbor Reamus the Male Muffin Top, Lady Gaga actually brings a rather shapely female form to the party.
Yes, there’s no denying it, whatever you might say about her look or talents, Lady Gaga keeps herself in nekkid-worthy condition. Which is a thing in itself. As is the bravado to constantly be taking off your clothes for the cameras. She may not be fully exposed in V magazine, but that’s really only because they probably made her cover up a few inches here and there. She’s been flashing her bare birthday suit form in venue after venue these past few months if not longer.
So, here’s to you Lady Gaga. Your name will never appear on my iTunes receipts, but I do acknowledge you’ve got some cajones (though no actual cajones as we’ve inspected your lady nest much in recent times.). Enjoy.
I guess technically she was wearing something over it, but Lady Gaga seems determined to make people forget about her failed concert performance year due to sports injury and instead focus on her bare body. Last week Lady Gaga was full on nekkid in a bizarre promo video, now she’s out on the town wearing little if any clothing, which we applaud, though since she probably spent three hours and ten thousand dollars getting ready, we have to applaud only lightly. Any man can tell you that he’d rather skip the wait and have you go out in a t-shirt and jeans without your hair looking perfect.
Lady Gaga is a true show-woman. A P.T Barnum if Barnum had used his booty and boobtastic to garner attention rather than elephants and strong men. For a girl like Gaga to come as far as she has, well, there’s definitely some skills involved in the mix. And lots and lots of skin. Enjoy.