Lacey Schwimmer

Uma Thurman Cleavage and Other Things to Ogle

Lacey Schwimmer got a boob job. (HuffPo)

- Kim Kardashian has problems down under. (FoxNews)

- Megan Fox goes shopping. (GossipCenter)

- New Dianna Agron photoshoot. (GossipCenter)

- Hotties in wet t-shirts. (TheChive)

- And, there’s Uma Thurman cleavage. (Popoholic)

- Raise your hand, Mary-Kate Olsen. (CollegeHumor)

A Tzar is Born

Britney Spears sexes up the Russian stage. (Idolator)

Christina Hendricks heats up the red carpet. (Celebuzz)

Molly Sims bites the dust. (HuffPo)

Julianne Hough vs. Lacey Schwimmer: Bikini body battle. (FoxNews)

Selena Gomez gets Euro trashy. (Celebuzz)

Vanessa Hudgens flashes some flesh. (theFABlife)

Jennifer Lopez is in full-out party girl mode. (GossipCop)

Are these the 100 best celebrity bikini photos of 2011? You be the judge. (Complex)

Kat Calling

Jennifer Lawrence Hunger Games pictures. (HuffPo)

Lacey Schwimmer bikini hotness. (Celebuzz)

Zoe Saldana shows quite a bit of leg. (SocialiteLife)

Ashley Tisdale keeps her body toned. (GossipCenter)

Mercede Johnston, sister of Levi Johnston, is set to get nekkid. (TMZ)

Good ‘ol fashioned Charlize Theron nipple pokes. (DrunkenStepfather)

Blake Lively in a short, sexy dress. (Popoholic)

Lacey Schwimmer Sexy Bare Midriff Pictures Dancing In Your Head

I wonder how many stomach crunches sexy sweaty hottie Dancing with the Stars dancer Lacey Schwimmer must do to get glorious femme-hard bodied abs like those. I’m picturing each sit-up in my mind, maybe some lycra pants, sweaty bra top, yelling at her to do ten more, calling her bad names, naughty names, making her angry enough to keep burning those tummy muscles. Then, of course, the shower. Gonna need a shower. And some rub-down. Some kind of sauna, tender scrubbing, maybe some warm rocks applied tenderly to the midsection, just a mere inches above the lady section, and… whoa, see how easy it is to get lose in that hot tummy? I dare you to ogle. Just make sure you have a few hours sets aside. Enjoy.

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