Lacey Banghard

Lacey Banghard and Holly Peers Go Ta-To-Ta-To-Ta-To-Ta in The Thursday Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

 

It's not everyday that two queens of the topless glamour show throw off their tops and battle in our titty-Thunderdome, where four funbags enter, but only two may leave. Throw in the fact that we're talking about two of the most bodacious brunettes on the planet and we have more than just a battle, we have a holy war.

This week's Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic pits quickly becoming legendary Lacey Banghard against our highly belusted dark haired bombshell, Holly Peers, in a matching of two of the finest pairs of knockers in the known inhabited universe. Both women, epic hot and curvy, but whose hooters reign supreme?

Page 3 Topless Battle of the Boobtastic: Lacey Banghard vs. Holly Peers

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Humpday Huzzah! Lacey Banghard Topless Photoshoot Shows Why She Was a Page 3 Idol Winner (VIDEO)

 

Look, they don't just hand out Page 3 Idol trophies to just anybody. You have to be super hot, super stacked, and super able to reach out to millions of British wankers (literally) and yank their top votes. And Lacey Banghard certainly did that, with sheer force of womanly unclothed parts and one killer body.

The good and boob-benevolent folks at Page 3 love to bring former Idol winners back for follow-up shoots and we're fortunate enough to have a gushy globes behind the scenes look at Lacey Banghard's recent striptease for the cameras. It's guaranteed to put some spring into your humpday step, or your money back. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Lacey Banghard Takes Off Her Swimsuit to Celebrate the Neverending L.A. Summer

 

While the rest of the Northern Hemisphere might be experiencing autumnal cooling, here at Egotastic! HQ in Hollywood, the weather forecasters, a.k.a. the super chested tight sweater wearing ladies who are sleeping with the station managers, have predicted record high temps in the triple digits for the local climate into October.

While that sucks for the virtual slave labor here at Ego who can't afford to pay for air-conditioning, it benefits the rest of us who get an extended hot weather incentive for more and more sextastic celebrities to take off more and more of their clothing to beat the heat. On this Friday, we're celebrating such solar powered prurience by way of the bodacious bodied Lacey Banghard, the former Page 3 Idol winner who is so hot in her swimsuit, even at the beach, she just has to take it off to reveal her summer-into-falling melons. And they are glorious! Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Lacey Banghard Topless Outtakes Bring Out Her Inner Animal

 

Oh, blessed very middle of the week. Good things happen in the middle. Specifically, in the middle of a beautiful woman's body, the place to set up camp for Rover type terrestrial ventures and sample gathering.

And in the middle of our belusted Lacey Banghard are a pair of knockers that can knock you right the eff out if you're not careful, a perfect pair of perky puppies that our friends at Zoo magazine saw fit to feature in their magazine last month, and for today's celebration of the hump in our tireless toil we have blessed outtakes to virtually suckle ourselves into a catatonic bliss. And boobtastic induced bliss truly is the best kind. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out all the hot topless bevy of Britty broads at ZooToday.com)

Amii Groves Goes Ta-to-Ta with Lacey Banghard in Our Page 3 Summer Melons Battle

 

While nutty politicos are pressing the flesh down in Tampa this week, we choose to focus on the universally popular pressing of the chest flesh, courtesy of the exposed tops of some of the finest girls in the U.K. as featured topless on the pages of Page 3.

This week's illustrious illustratives in funbag combat include the incredibly underrated assets of the delicious Amii Grove, challenging the former Page 3 Idol winner, Lacey Banghard, in a no holds barred, or boobed, contest to see whose flapjacks you'd most like to flip on your personal griddle. Both, ever so hot, but who's ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Topless Battle: Amii Grove vs. Lacey Banghard

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Lacey Banghard Lady-Handles Amii Grove In Thursday’s Battle of the Page 3 Chest Puppies

 

You can have your London Olympics with its badminton and trampoline and air-pistol, as far as British sporting competition goes, I'll take the chest-up battles between the English Isles gold medal boobtastic contending glamour models for my spectator spectacular needs.

Sizing up their D-cups for this week's head to head, err, ta to ta battle of the Page 3 buxom babes is fast rising star Lacey Banghard, an ever-favorite among the tabloid voting class, and brunette looker Amii Grove, who comes speckled in jewels about her dual treasure chests. But whose flesh puppies reign supreme?

Page 3 Topless Battle: Lacey Banghard vs. Amii Grove

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Lacey Banghard Boob-Battles Sabine Jemeljanova in Our Thursday Page 3 Duel of the Double-D’s

 

As you know, I believe that someday, all war will cease when nations turn to boobtastic battles in the place of true violence. When the countries of this world put their finest funbags into the Thunderdome of ta-tas for the ultimate battle where four may enter, but only two may leave. It will be a true peace on earth.

And, in our own way, we are leading the path toward enlightenment with help from our friends at Page 3 and our very own little T-dome combat of the chest puppies, this week featuring the inimitable Lacey Banghard going mam-to-mam against the difficult to pronounce, but happy on your tongue Sabine Jemeljanova, two fine glamour model champions with hearts (and chests) of gold. (And while you're window shopping, do not be afraid to check out those bodacious booties!). Enjoy.

Whose Ta-Tas Take the Top Drawer Prize?

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