I’m still not quite clear on the rules of Big Brother U.K., except for the fact they seem to really like to kick the hot, topless glamour models out of their house as quickly as possible. Of course, this makes little sense to us. We can’t imagine ever telling a super boobtastic hottie like Lacey Banghard to leave our house. In fact, she’d have trouble getting through the various locks and wood beams and crow bars we’d set up to prevent her departure. But, such is the nature of reality shows and their audience.
However, before Lacey Banghard goes not gentle into the goodnight from the Big Brother house, take a look at a gallery of some of her finer, including topless glorious moments on the silly show. Enjoy.
Many things happen when the new year comes about. In our offices, on the first work day of each new year we hold our annual sexual harassment training classes, followed immediately by a placing on the wall of all of our favorite topless annual calendars. It’s sort of a yin-yang kind of thing.
Among the various places of honor on our humble working space hangs today the delicious hangers of Lacey Banghard, one of the boobtastic beauties who brings richness to our lives and specifically to our eye sockets every day of the year. Lacey’s 2013 calendar hardly stands alone, but it rests comfortably at 42-degrees north of eye shot, affording me the opportunity to view her kick-ass knockers whilst pretending to be interested in whatever the latest person in front of me might be bitching about. Bless you for your serenity, Lacey Banghard. Enjoy.
Wow, our friends across the drink at Nuts magazine have really outdone themselves this time, with this truly faptastical nekkid to the hotness pictorial of former Page 3 Idol winner Lacey Banghard, with just an epic exhibition of her world-class body and some poses that will knock your socks off, especially the socks not on your feet.
Half of these poses made me want to cry, the other half pet some kind furry animals, or combine the two as pure sextastic and those Banghard bangables just melt down a million years of male evolution into two simple words: me want. Oh, boy, do me want. Bless you, Lacey Banghard. Enjoy.
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Again we say, this world will truly be at peace when all wars are fought between supremely hot topless women whose only weapons are their glorious chest pillows and whose only motive is hot steamy boob-on-boob smooshing. We have a dream.
In the hope of someday seeing this heaven on earth, we take you to our latest Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic, the Thunderdome of Ta-Ta’s, where four may enter, but only two may carry off the victor’s trophy between their blessed cleavage. This week’s melee of the mammaries pits underrated hottie Kelly Hall and her pert pair against former Page 3 Idol winner, Lacey Banghard and her global-award winning globes. The competition is fierce. The stakes (among other things) have been raised. But who’s funbags reign supereme?
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It’s not everyday that two queens of the topless glamour show throw off their tops and battle in our titty-Thunderdome, where four funbags enter, but only two may leave. Throw in the fact that we’re talking about two of the most bodacious brunettes on the planet and we have more than just a battle, we have a holy war.
This week’s Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic pits quickly becoming legendary Lacey Banghard against our highly belusted dark haired bombshell, Holly Peers, in a matching of two of the finest pairs of knockers in the known inhabited universe. Both women, epic hot and curvy, but whose hooters reign supreme?
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