Many things happen when the new year comes about. In our offices, on the first work day of each new year we hold our annual sexual harassment training classes, followed immediately by a placing on the wall of all of our favorite topless annual calendars. It’s sort of a yin-yang kind of thing.
Among the various places of honor on our humble working space hangs today the delicious hangers of Lacey Banghard, one of the boobtastic beauties who brings richness to our lives and specifically to our eye sockets every day of the year. Lacey’s 2013 calendar hardly stands alone, but it rests comfortably at 42-degrees north of eye shot, affording me the opportunity to view her kick-ass knockers whilst pretending to be interested in whatever the latest person in front of me might be bitching about. Bless you for your serenity, Lacey Banghard. Enjoy.
Wow, our friends across the drink at Nuts magazine have really outdone themselves this time, with this truly faptastical nekkid to the hotness pictorial of former Page 3 Idol winner Lacey Banghard, with just an epic exhibition of her world-class body and some poses that will knock your socks off, especially the socks not on your feet.
Half of these poses made me want to cry, the other half pet some kind furry animals, or combine the two as pure sextastic and those Banghard bangables just melt down a million years of male evolution into two simple words: me want. Oh, boy, do me want. Bless you, Lacey Banghard. Enjoy.
Kelly Hall and Her Chest o’ Plenty Throws Down Against Lacey Banghard In Our Weekly Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic
Again we say, this world will truly be at peace when all wars are fought between supremely hot topless women whose only weapons are their glorious chest pillows and whose only motive is hot steamy boob-on-boob smooshing. We have a dream.
In the hope of someday seeing this heaven on earth, we take you to our latest Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic, the Thunderdome of Ta-Ta’s, where four may enter, but only two may carry off the victor’s trophy between their blessed cleavage. This week’s melee of the mammaries pits underrated hottie Kelly Hall and her pert pair against former Page 3 Idol winner, Lacey Banghard and her global-award winning globes. The competition is fierce. The stakes (among other things) have been raised. But who’s funbags reign supereme?
Lacey Banghard and Holly Peers Go Ta-To-Ta-To-Ta-To-Ta in The Thursday Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic
It’s not everyday that two queens of the topless glamour show throw off their tops and battle in our titty-Thunderdome, where four funbags enter, but only two may leave. Throw in the fact that we’re talking about two of the most bodacious brunettes on the planet and we have more than just a battle, we have a holy war.
This week’s Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic pits quickly becoming legendary Lacey Banghard against our highly belusted dark haired bombshell, Holly Peers, in a matching of two of the finest pairs of knockers in the known inhabited universe. Both women, epic hot and curvy, but whose hooters reign supreme?
Look, they don’t just hand out Page 3 Idol trophies to just anybody. You have to be super hot, super stacked, and super able to reach out to millions of British wankers (literally) and yank their top votes. And Lacey Banghard certainly did that, with sheer force of womanly unclothed parts and one killer body.
The good and boob-benevolent folks at Page 3 love to bring former Idol winners back for follow-up shoots and we’re fortunate enough to have a gushy globes behind the scenes look at Lacey Banghard’s recent striptease for the cameras. It’s guaranteed to put some spring into your humpday step, or your money back. Enjoy.
Thank God It’s Funbags! Lacey Banghard Takes Off Her Swimsuit to Celebrate the Neverending L.A. Summer
While the rest of the Northern Hemisphere might be experiencing autumnal cooling, here at Egotastic! HQ in Hollywood, the weather forecasters, a.k.a. the super chested tight sweater wearing ladies who are sleeping with the station managers, have predicted record high temps in the triple digits for the local climate into October.
While that sucks for the virtual slave labor here at Ego who can’t afford to pay for air-conditioning, it benefits the rest of us who get an extended hot weather incentive for more and more sextastic celebrities to take off more and more of their clothing to beat the heat. On this Friday, we’re celebrating such solar powered prurience by way of the bodacious bodied Lacey Banghard, the former Page 3 Idol winner who is so hot in her swimsuit, even at the beach, she just has to take it off to reveal her summer-into-falling melons. And they are glorious! Enjoy.