Phew and pshaw, as the kindly older woman who raised me for several years before the police caught up with her and arrested her for stealing me from my stroller would say after a long day. It's sort of an exasperated sounds the best describes how we all feel when we hit the end of the week.
But there's no phewing or pshawing around the veritable visual highlight of each week here on Egotastic!, the community chest contributions from our readers of all that they have found in their diligent and most likely pants-less searches across the unending digital expanses of the Internet. The array of the asstastic and celebrity sexy never ceases to amaze us here.
This week's Reader Finds includes a double dose of Selena Gomez, both down her top to some healthy boobtastic and up her concert costume to see her seemingly commando, Lady Gaga wrapped in clear plastic, classic Angelina Jolie hotness exhibition, Adriana Lima in a wicked sweet photoshoot, Lacey Banghard topless and loaded, Courteney Cox camel toe-licious, Kelly Brook in bed in lingerie, Noelia Rios in a quite unclothed TV performance, Nicole Murphy see-through to mammaries, and Amba Jackson (Mick Jagger's teen granddaughter) showing almost too much for her age. It's a melting pot of the magnificent indeed.
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Lacey Banghard and Lucy Collett Battle Top Heavy for Page 3 Weekly Title
Consider this like Thunderdome, except that four jugs will enter, but only two will leave. Your two favorite pert pair of boobtastic fantastics courtesy of Page 3 and their never-ending desire to highlight the inherently hot humanity of the best boobs of Britain.
This week we pit Lacey Banghard vs. Lucy Collett, in a battle of chicks with hot names who live up to their nomenclature both above and below the neck, boob to boob, as surely the higher power intended any and all wars to be fought. Whose fully-inflated funbags will win the day? As always, you must make up your own mind, as deliriously foggy as it will be after inspecting the contestants. Enjoy.