I have this dream where I invite several of my very favorite British style glamour models to my abode for an afternoon of Earl Grey and raunchy stripping. Then I snap back to reality to find the BBW sisters from down the hall eating all my Cool Ranch Doritos and sitting on my couch watching Animal Planet. Real life can be such a harsh slap in the face.
Thankfully, I have i-D magazine and their glorious tribute to all things hot and boobtastic and British with a topless complication pictorial of Rosie Jones, Courtnie Quinlan, Nicole Neal, Lacey Bangard, and Sabine Jemeljanova as a virtual lust-filled escape hatch from the doldrums of my apartment complex living. It’s quite the array into the foray of all things plump and juicy in the chest puppy department. Yet, classy, cool, and chic. I think I dig. I dig very much. Enjoy.
Wow, one of our brunette favorites against one ridiculously hot blonde who is fast climbing up our charts of happiness. This promises to be a noteworthy battle as two super sextastic glamour models put their chests to the ultimate showdown in the Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic.
In one corner, Katia Ivanova, one striking fair haired beauty if I’ve ever seen one, pitting her puppies against former Page 3 Idol winner Lacey Banghard. The sounds of smooshing heavenly flesh can be heard echoing through the valley. Both lovely lasses so deserving of a win, but only one can take the weekly title. In your humble opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
Shocked. Shocked am I to see the belusted Lacey Banghard in clothing.
Well, it’s not much clothing, and she’s hot as hell in this delicious FHM magazine spread, but it’s still an unusual sight. Having said that, I’m willing to concede that some tease factor with the itty bits of clothes and hand-bras and that banana sucking can be every bit as passion inducing as Lacey’s straight up topless pictures.
Shit, I think I might be evolving into a more mature man. Nah, it’s probably just gas. Enjoy.
(For more on Lacey Banghard and other cover girls head to FHM.com.)
Oh, happy pants, err, happy day, when two juggernauts of the jiggly parts go chest to chest in our funbag Thunderdome, a fleshy contest of size, skills, and raw lady flesh that we affectionately refer to as the weekly Battle of the Boobtastic.
In one corner, we have the inimitable Page 3 Idol winner Lacey Banghard and some sweater puppies so perfectly pert that Picasso would’ve painted them precisely as is were she to have modeled for him. And in the opposing corner, Rosie Jones, a young woman we’ve officially lusted since the day she turned 18, and those special feelings have only swelled in the past five years. I can’t stand to see either woman lose. I want to pull each close to my body and whisper into their ears that everything will be just fine, even as my hands instinctively crawl over their equally delicious bottomsides.
But, competition demands a winner and a loser be named! So, I ask you, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Does the world need a little war right about now? Well, not if we’re talking about the kind with real bullets, but if we’re speaking of two ridiculously hot women taking off their tops for a measuring Battle of the Boobtastic, funbag on funbag type virtual showdown, then, hell yes, the world needs a whole lot more of this.
In this week’s Page 3 showdown of some fine ladies with fine melons, we have saucy alluring Katie Downes pitting her puppies against a true Idol, Lacey Banghard, a girl whose name used to make us giggle, but now just puts the look on our face of a man hunting wild boar with nothing but a pen knife — serious and singleminded.
Two women I’d kill any one of you just for the chance to lick their ears, but whose ta’s reign supreme?
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They don’t just pass out Page 3 Idol awards, so you know when Lacey Banghard took home the trophy a couple years, she was more than just an awesome name, she’s one amazing body and one hot looking woman.
Featured in a lingerie shoot for photographer, Ketchup, Lacey Banghard drops a big dose of wicked hotness, and proves that sometimes a little left to the imagination, you know, provided it doesn’t take more than 13 seconds to remove, can bring a little zing to the making of the sexy part.
Through the hot body of Lacey Banghard, we men can all learn a lesson. Or not. Either way works. Enjoy.