Nothing, absolutely nothing, says summer like hot girls at the beach in bikinis. Well, for Egotastic! summer, you definitely have to include the key element of those bikinis coming off. As my non-blinking eyes do feast just so upon the hotness likes of Rosie Jones, Lacey Banghard, Holly Peers, and Nicole Neal frolicking along the beach in such a frenzied state, they barely notice their bikini tops coming off in this Nuts magazine photo shoot.
But I’m noticing. And reminding myself that something amazing always happens every time you visit the beach in the summer. Somebody’s showing something that is making you feel something special. In the case of Rosie, Holly, Lacey, and Nicole, they are showing something beyond special. Four ridiculously hot bodies getting topless in the sand. Hallelujah to summer. May you never end. Enjoy.
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I can’t help but think that the only reason Lacey Banghard ever puts on a top is so she can slowly remove it over her head, revealing her perfectly pert twins. I also can’t help but think how much I really love that she does this.
In these outtakes (always better than the published set) from her most recent Nuts magazine photoshoot, Lacey shows why you don’t need elaborate costumes or wardrobe or settings or stylists or, god forbid, themes and motifs, to ever make a pictorial a true winner. You just need a girl, a camera, and some decent lighting to make visual magic. Depending on the girl, of course. Enjoy.
Ladies, ladies, now everyone just simmer down. There’s protocols to be followed in the Battle of the Boobtastic. You can’t just whip out the teats and dare your opponent to take you on. Not that that wouldn’t be the most awesome thing ever invented. But there’s also something to be said for decorum. And on Egotastic!, we are all about the formalities.
So, in a more civilized manner, we must ask you, how do the lovely lady humps of the most esteemed chest of Page 3 model Lacey Banghard compare to the fine unfeathered friends upon the frontside of the gorgeous Danni Wells, if you were forced to decide upon the matter. As you are now so forced. For despite our perfect etiquette, we can’t deny the overriding directive that one set of melons must win, and one must lose, herein, today. So, I ask you, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Lacey Banghard is so hot, I long ago forgot about making fun of her name, and just imagined how nice it would be to be Mr. Banghard, preparing meals and slippers for Lacey as she comes home each evening from a long day of sextastic topless modeling. Oh, how our cottage would be rocking.
Featured in the new edition of Nuts magazine, Lacey shows off exactly what it takes to be a successful glamour model. A very slight alluring smile, deep mysterious eyes, long luxurious hair, and, oh, did I happen to mention just some of the most amazing chest puppies on the planet? If not, I was remiss. But I was thinking about our husband and wife bath time each evening. That’s not the rubber ducky you hear squeeking. Enjoy.
It’s a Holiday weekend Friday which means many of you are already halfway to your destinations by now if you’re leaving town, or halfway to tipsy town if you’re staying in. I’m halfway to both, but there’s no way we’re not celebrating this week’s communal offering of copious skin before this day is out. A little sextastic something we like to call Reader Finds.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Rosie Jones and Lacey Banghard sharing a romantic topless hug (that OMG moment courtesy of EgoReader ‘Jay S.’), Christina Hendricks hella hot in a Matthias McGrath photoshoot (thank you ‘Reuben’), Sonja Bennett topless in the aptly titled Young People Fucking (a big contribution by ‘Danes’), gloriously hot Natasha Henstridge nekkid onscreen (delivered by ‘Duane R.’), Italian model Bianca Balti flashing her tubulars (kudos to ‘Matt’ on this one, err, two), Charlize Theron nekkid and burning hot from the big screen (a whoa baby from ‘Will B.’), hottie Cristina Serrano in Interviu magazine (plus plus plus to ‘Devon’), Siena Miller topless in Two Jacks (grandly given by ‘Sophie’), Rebecca Hall of Iron Man fame topless at the movies (many thanks to ‘Ito’), thespianic Susan Ward flashing her goodies (hearty congratulations to ‘O.M’ on this find), Melissa Johnston topless in Barely Legal (gracias to ‘Cory’), Melissa Riso who we just met topless modeling pics (donated graciously by ‘Dennis’), Heathyr Hoffman from the SyFy Channel topless (we bow down to ‘John R.’), some wickedly hot Petra Nemcova topless modeling pics (by way of ‘Adam F.’), Sofia Vergara see-through (lent ever so kindly by ‘Amod’), Skylar Grey all wet and see-through (benevolence of ‘swistaszek’), and, last, but certainly not least, the hot bodied Lake Bell nekkid in her newer film, Black Rock. It’s a handful, a mouthful, and a solid snort worth of celebrity skin. Enjoy.
I have this dream where I invite several of my very favorite British style glamour models to my abode for an afternoon of Earl Grey and raunchy stripping. Then I snap back to reality to find the BBW sisters from down the hall eating all my Cool Ranch Doritos and sitting on my couch watching Animal Planet. Real life can be such a harsh slap in the face.
Thankfully, I have i-D magazine and their glorious tribute to all things hot and boobtastic and British with a topless complication pictorial of Rosie Jones, Courtnie Quinlan, Nicole Neal, Lacey Bangard, and Sabine Jemeljanova as a virtual lust-filled escape hatch from the doldrums of my apartment complex living. It’s quite the array into the foray of all things plump and juicy in the chest puppy department. Yet, classy, cool, and chic. I think I dig. I dig very much. Enjoy.
Wow, one of our brunette favorites against one ridiculously hot blonde who is fast climbing up our charts of happiness. This promises to be a noteworthy battle as two super sextastic glamour models put their chests to the ultimate showdown in the Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic.
In one corner, Katia Ivanova, one striking fair haired beauty if I’ve ever seen one, pitting her puppies against former Page 3 Idol winner Lacey Banghard. The sounds of smooshing heavenly flesh can be heard echoing through the valley. Both lovely lasses so deserving of a win, but only one can take the weekly title. In your humble opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?