I don’t care how they spell their names, because I spell them S-E-X-Y. Sure, hot glamour models have been using oddly formed versions of traditional female names since the dawn of time, or the dawn of Page 3, but there’s no denying that they also bring bodaciously formed versions of the fine female body, and in the weekly Battle of the Boobtastic, that’s all that matters.
This week’s contest of the chestal goodies pits legend Lacey Banghard and her melons o’ plenty up against fair-haired beauty Staci Noblett and her poolside perfection. It’s truly a Solomon-esque decision. Thankfully, my name is not Solomon. But, today, you must take her place. Between these two topless bathing beauties, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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A friend of mine from the Old Country the other day remarked about how obsessed Americans are with blondes. Without denying there is definitely a traditional favoritism in this fair land toward the fair haired ladies, I reminded him that the Egotastic! world is filled with beautiful, drop dead boobtastic woman of all colored tops and bottoms and in-betweens. You know of my personal passion for reds, and the special naughty fantasies I hold in my lower heart for brunettes. The raven haired hotties who seem to hold so much mystery inside, or at least beneath their sweaters.
Thankfully, our friends at Nuts feel the same, this month paying tribute to our favorite brunette buxom glamour models. Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, India Reynolds, and Lacey Banghard. If these four girls happen to be at your party, you’ve got a pretty damn good party going on. If you find these four women in your bedroom, be careful not to pinch yourself, because you’re probably dreaming. But, oh, what a dream that is! Enjoy.
Miley Cyrus may not be able to stop herself, but, personally, I can’t stop myself when it comes to the verifiably sextastic Lacey Banghard and her prize winning melons. The former Page 3 Idol Winner simple has some of the finest female forms in any league imaginable, and when she start lifting off her stop and squeezing her pecs, well, it’s time to work up a serious sweat.
On Mondays we celebrate the return of the work week with the visual balm of ridiculously hot women with killer funbags. Lacey Banghard in these glorious outtakes from Nuts magazine not only soothes what ails us, she gets us back on our feet even with the potential for public embarrassment by the mess she has created. Lacey, thou doth Bang Hard. Enjoy.
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Holy difficult choices, Batman. Or, Ben Affleck. This week’s epic Battle of the Boobtastic pits two true funbag giants against one another on the Thunderdome of the Ta-Ta’s where only one pert natural pair may survive, the other left to feel naught but the comforting massage of my cold holds as consolation.
In one corner we have Page 3 Idol winner Lacey Banghard, a legend in her own young right, against veteran blonde chest puppy dominator, Rhian Sugden, who holds her own, as would if I had her ridiculously hot set of knockers. Alas, we only had enough money for one fake trophy, so now you must decides, who’s blessed cups reign supreme?
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Nothing, absolutely nothing, says summer like hot girls at the beach in bikinis. Well, for Egotastic! summer, you definitely have to include the key element of those bikinis coming off. As my non-blinking eyes do feast just so upon the hotness likes of Rosie Jones, Lacey Banghard, Holly Peers, and Nicole Neal frolicking along the beach in such a frenzied state, they barely notice their bikini tops coming off in this Nuts magazine photo shoot.
But I’m noticing. And reminding myself that something amazing always happens every time you visit the beach in the summer. Somebody’s showing something that is making you feel something special. In the case of Rosie, Holly, Lacey, and Nicole, they are showing something beyond special. Four ridiculously hot bodies getting topless in the sand. Hallelujah to summer. May you never end. Enjoy.
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I can’t help but think that the only reason Lacey Banghard ever puts on a top is so she can slowly remove it over her head, revealing her perfectly pert twins. I also can’t help but think how much I really love that she does this.
In these outtakes (always better than the published set) from her most recent Nuts magazine photoshoot, Lacey shows why you don’t need elaborate costumes or wardrobe or settings or stylists or, god forbid, themes and motifs, to ever make a pictorial a true winner. You just need a girl, a camera, and some decent lighting to make visual magic. Depending on the girl, of course. Enjoy.
Ladies, ladies, now everyone just simmer down. There’s protocols to be followed in the Battle of the Boobtastic. You can’t just whip out the teats and dare your opponent to take you on. Not that that wouldn’t be the most awesome thing ever invented. But there’s also something to be said for decorum. And on Egotastic!, we are all about the formalities.
So, in a more civilized manner, we must ask you, how do the lovely lady humps of the most esteemed chest of Page 3 model Lacey Banghard compare to the fine unfeathered friends upon the frontside of the gorgeous Danni Wells, if you were forced to decide upon the matter. As you are now so forced. For despite our perfect etiquette, we can’t deny the overriding directive that one set of melons must win, and one must lose, herein, today. So, I ask you, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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