There’s no particular reason for blondes to battle brunettes, though in my dreams I assure you it happens each evening with lovely fair-haired ladies in Valkyrie costumes wrestling mysteriously dark and sultry women in nothing but sarongs. The redheads tend to be the referees, wearing nothing at all. It takes all kinds of lovely ladies to make the Egotastic! world go ’round, but today, we must break the peace for the weekly Battle of the Boobtastic, where one woman’s jugs win, and the others are declared only second best, but still to die for.
This week’s battle features blonde hotie Sam Cooke and her Cupid’s bow of chestal goodness versus titan Lacey Banghard and her brunette sensational knockers. Don’t leer too long before you render your decision as to the finer pair of lady melons. In short, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme this week?
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Lacey Banghard isn’t just a spectacle for the eyes, she’s a visual wonderment for the soul. A faptastic brunette who will invade the nooks and crannies of your brain where you keep all your deep, dark, fun stuff and never ever leave. But she’s not a guest you will mind lingering, as her sweet female form and ridiculously hot boobtastic seeps into your being until everybody you know is asking you why you have a dumb ass smile on your face all the time. Trust me, I get that a lot.
Featured in the current edition of Nuts magazine, Lacey slowly reveals her utterly hot udders against the trusses and beams barely containing my passion for the British lass and former Page 3 Idol Winner. She just feels right. Enjoy.
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People often ask me, hey, Bill, why are you still sleeping on my sofa after two months when you told me it would just be for a night. They also ask me if I was put to the test and could choose only one set of faptastic funbags to ever play with again, whose would they be.
That seems like a Hobson’s Choice, or, since I don’t know what that means, I suppose the choice of every man who gets married. It would be perhaps the most difficult decision of my life. I’m not sure I could actually utter a single name from my mouth. Having said that, if somebody decreed from above that my final pair of sweet melons would be those belonging to Lacey Banghard, I could not only live with that, I think I’d smile broadly and thank my lucky stars.
For they are truly a pair of blessed boobtastic, on display in these outtakes from her pictorial last month in Nuts. Lacey isn’t just hot, she’s hot and heavy in all the right places. A vision of brunette perfection that gets the motors on my metaphorical boats racing. A perfect duet to honor on this Ta-Ta-Tuesday. Enjoy.
I don’t care how they spell their names, because I spell them S-E-X-Y. Sure, hot glamour models have been using oddly formed versions of traditional female names since the dawn of time, or the dawn of Page 3, but there’s no denying that they also bring bodaciously formed versions of the fine female body, and in the weekly Battle of the Boobtastic, that’s all that matters.
This week’s contest of the chestal goodies pits legend Lacey Banghard and her melons o’ plenty up against fair-haired beauty Staci Noblett and her poolside perfection. It’s truly a Solomon-esque decision. Thankfully, my name is not Solomon. But, today, you must take her place. Between these two topless bathing beauties, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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A friend of mine from the Old Country the other day remarked about how obsessed Americans are with blondes. Without denying there is definitely a traditional favoritism in this fair land toward the fair haired ladies, I reminded him that the Egotastic! world is filled with beautiful, drop dead boobtastic woman of all colored tops and bottoms and in-betweens. You know of my personal passion for reds, and the special naughty fantasies I hold in my lower heart for brunettes. The raven haired hotties who seem to hold so much mystery inside, or at least beneath their sweaters.
Thankfully, our friends at Nuts feel the same, this month paying tribute to our favorite brunette buxom glamour models. Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, India Reynolds, and Lacey Banghard. If these four girls happen to be at your party, you’ve got a pretty damn good party going on. If you find these four women in your bedroom, be careful not to pinch yourself, because you’re probably dreaming. But, oh, what a dream that is! Enjoy.
Miley Cyrus may not be able to stop herself, but, personally, I can’t stop myself when it comes to the verifiably sextastic Lacey Banghard and her prize winning melons. The former Page 3 Idol Winner simple has some of the finest female forms in any league imaginable, and when she start lifting off her stop and squeezing her pecs, well, it’s time to work up a serious sweat.
On Mondays we celebrate the return of the work week with the visual balm of ridiculously hot women with killer funbags. Lacey Banghard in these glorious outtakes from Nuts magazine not only soothes what ails us, she gets us back on our feet even with the potential for public embarrassment by the mess she has created. Lacey, thou doth Bang Hard. Enjoy.
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Holy difficult choices, Batman. Or, Ben Affleck. This week’s epic Battle of the Boobtastic pits two true funbag giants against one another on the Thunderdome of the Ta-Ta’s where only one pert natural pair may survive, the other left to feel naught but the comforting massage of my cold holds as consolation.
In one corner we have Page 3 Idol winner Lacey Banghard, a legend in her own young right, against veteran blonde chest puppy dominator, Rhian Sugden, who holds her own, as would if I had her ridiculously hot set of knockers. Alas, we only had enough money for one fake trophy, so now you must decides, who’s blessed cups reign supreme?
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