Kylie Jenner

Kendall Jenner Without Panties, Kylie Jenner Showing Off Her Top, It’s the MuchMusic Awards!

Look, I could spend my couple minutes with you bemoaning the state of the world, not to mention music, and Canada in general. Or we could just look at the Jenner girls who were tapped to host the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto over the weekend and showed off in about a half dozen various revealing wardrobe changes to please the consumer eye.

Kendall Jenner started it off by wearing a double slit dress on the red carpet that appeared to reveal a complete lack of undergarments. Obviously, I am snooping about for more shots to verify. Kylie Jenner managed to utilize her own teen assets that for some arcane reason I’m implored not to discuss in any great detail. As in, she can show them, but it’s another year or so before we can discuss them. Seems fair. Or not. Either way, the MuchMusic Awards were dominated by the Jenner girls and some craptastic music and lots of hooting and hollering for Canadian starts I’ve not heard before. Justin Bieber wasn’t there, so score one for Canada. They snagged the Jenner girls half-nekkid, so score two for Canada. That’s your hockey final score right there. 3-0. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez, Nicki Minaj, Kelly Rowland and More Hotties at the 2014 Billboard Music Awards

The Billboard Music Awards was a veritable bevy of hotness. Nicki Minaj and her giant ta-tas were on full display. She has got to be in the top 5 most gargantuan melons on Earth right now. My hometown girl Kelly Rowland was wearing what is essentially a sports bra. I remember seeing Kelly and her girls back in Houston in the 90′s. Those sweater puppies helped me through puberty. My girl Jennifer Lopez was also on hand wearing a sheer see through skirt and a tiny pair of short shorts. J-Lo’s legs are friggin dynamite. That is what arroz con pollo does, god bless it. Kylie and Kendall Jenner were also there looking hot as F. Kylie had a top that was basically a glorified bikini top. One of my childhood crushes, Danica Mckeller, attended as well. She brings back memories of me sitting and staring lustfully at The Wonder Years.

One of the main reasons I want to become famous is so I can go to events like this. Besides the beach, the red carpet is the best place to ogle celebs.

Kylie Jenner Showing Off, Nicki Minaj Deep Boobtastic, Selena Gomez Cleavage Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

They do share the social media candids in all shapes and sizes these days. Not to mention levels of maturity. Everybody is doing it. Peer pressure really is the best thing ever invented, is it not? Well, along with publicists and permissive parents. This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is chock full of self-published goodies of the smoking hot celebrity variety.

This week’s roundup includes Nicki Minaj showing off almost all of what she’s got, Jennette McCurdy flashing legs, Selena Gomez cleavage shot, Victoria Beckham down top view, Kylie Jenner showing off her teen model body, older sister Kim Kardashian previewing her wedding night, AJ Michalka in a pink bikini, Sarah Hyland bikini boobtastic, and much much more. You owe it to Lonnie Ballentine, Mr. Irrelevant as the last player picked in the NFL Draft, to check out each and every single one of these desirable and faptastic shares. Enjoy.

Kylie Jenner Leggy In Short Shorts in Calabasas

Kylie Jenner was all legs in a pair of short shorts in the Calabasas neighborhood in LA. Kylie’s legs are pretty amazing. They have just the right amount of Kardashian curve in them to make them interesting but plenty of tone to keep them looking fit. One of the things I like about Kylie is the fact that she rarely wears a full set of pants. Legs like that cannot be restrained by something as mundane as clothing. I will freely admit that Kylie is my favorite member of the Kardashian/Jenner clan. We all have our preferences when it comes to that family. I think they should put out collectors cards like in baseball. You can collect all of your favorite Kardashian/Jenners. It would help us keep track of who is who and what little clothes they wore on different occasions. You can trade with your friends to get a complete set of Khloes or Kims.

If someone steals this idea I will sue. This Kardashian baseball card idea is going to make me enough money to buy that pontoon boat I’ve had my eye on.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Hit the Club for Diddy’s Kids Birthday

I remember when I turned sixteen and my dad through me a killer celebrity-filled party at the city’s hottest nightclub. No, wait, that was Sean Combs kid over the weekend. I got a punch in the shoulder and told I could come back and visit on Christmas if I brought booze. Similar in a way, although I didn’t get world class high school dropout models Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner coming to my soiree.

The two teen modeling sisters along with half-sister Khloe who somehow didn’t find her way into these photos hit the hot club for the rapper kids big sweet sixteen. What the girls lacked in raw skin show they made up for in black leather and pure young model angst and indifference. The Jenner girls are growing up so fast. Thankfully we’ve been documenting it carefully for posterity. Enjoy.

Kylie Jenner and Pia Mia Perez Bikini Embrace, Gisele Bundchen Bikini Yoga, and Bella Thorne Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Talk about the next generation coming into their own. While this week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is chocked full of a few of our favorite veteran hotties, there’s no doubt the youngin’s are coming into their own by way of social media photo sharing and ego stroking. That is, satisfying the ego portions of their brains, not as in stroking on ego, which I certainly do not condone. Though I’m hardly checking.

This week’s Roundup includes Sara Jean Underwood looking so spectacularly hot, Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin frolicking in bikinis, younger sister Kylie Jenner bikini hugging with Pia Mia Perez, Gisele Bundchen sextastic yoga, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley workouts, Izabel Goulart booty sculpting, Bella Thorne bikini daring, Emma Roberts in her own two piece tanning, and much much more.  You owe it to my still long shot March Madness winning bracket to check out each and everyone of these crazy hot socially shared candid pics. Enjoy.

Kylie Jenner and Kim Kardashian in the Same Bikini, Katherine Webb Bikini Goodness, and Jen Selter Booty Perfection Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Wow, this is some phenomenon this social media attention getting. And nobody gets more attention than the Kardashian girls. No sooner had Kylie Jenner posed her teen showoff self in a skimpy black bikini to Instagram, then Kim Kardashian said, hey, I’m still ogle worthy too by donning the same bikini for a picture of her own. Competition breeds success. Competition between different generations of sisters in the Kardashian family breeds lots and lots of skin. This could be a great trend.

Joining Kim and Kylie in the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup this week are Ashley Sky hot and cleavy, Nicki Minaj sweet bikinis curves, Katherine Webb in a stellar two pieces, Coco flashing some mega oiled buttockals, Mariah Carey bikini fun time, Aubrey O’Day showing off big time, Jen Selter and her asstastic of faptastic, and much much more. You owe it to NFL players only making $500,000 per game next season to check out each and every one of these sweet hot shared candid photos. Enjoy.