Kylie Jenner might just be high school aged high school dropout, but she might need to consider her chestal support options if she’s going to be running away from paparazzi cameras and wearing outfits Sister Mary Theresa at my high school would’ve had something unkind to say about.
Kylie seems to have inherited the more bodacious genes of the family line, if I may say so delicately, innocently, and, of course, respectfully. I’m also respectful when it comes to the Kardashians and the Jenners. Because I’m a gentleman. Also, I don’t want a hit put out on me. Enjoy.
By now you’ve probably heard the quite tragic news that Bruce Jenner has split from Kris Jenner, because, well, maybe deals with the devil have some kind of out-clause. On his first day of publicly announced freedom, Bruce took his girls Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner to the driving range for a little bonding time. The ways in which I’d imagine bonding with the Jenner girls some day, well, they are best left for my private diary.
Check out photos of Kendall and Kylie teeing up and showing off over on WWTDD.
I’m not sure why the paparazzi continue to stake out, stalk, and otherwise maraud Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner when like most teenaged girls they’re just trying to skip school and go shopping with their Amex black cards. I’m guessing it has something to do with their mom calling the photographers to tell them exactly where her girls will be so they can be sure to snap them in their see-through and tiny outfits. But I’m just guessing.
Nevertheless we polite gentleman oglers are the primary beneficiary, such that we treat Kendall with respect in her final days before becoming the woman that she became at a much younger age. I’m not sure the tops can become much more see-through than they currently are, but there’s always hope. Enjoy.
Let’s be honest. Many teen girls merely go to school to text and chat and show off their clothes and flirt with boys and talk about shopping. Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner have cut out the middle man of school altogether, and just hang out at the Commons or the mall instead of stupid Algebra.
It may not benefit the Jenner girls in the long run, but in the short run, I suppose it’s nice for the boys to have these two roaming out and about. There’s a bodyguard out there somewhere who will break the limbs off of anybody who tries anything funny, but I guess leering is still legal for their male suitors. Which is why the Jenner girls like to show some leg. They’re growing up Kardashian after all. Enjoy.
It’s not easy being Kylie Jenner, the youngest in the Kardashian household. I mean, I’m guessing a Mercedes or a Range Rover for your sweet sixteen, not having to go to school, and spending your days shopping and doing makeup and hanging out with your friends on social media makes it a little easier, still, I was the youngest, no Range Rover, and it was tough. Don’t blame Kylie when she wants a little attention for her own self, as she competes with her full sister, her half sisters, and her mom for media coverage, which is currency in the Kardashian household.
So, a little short shorts out shopping ought do the trick. It worked on our end. As did the braless bit last week. We’re suckers and we don’t even care. Enjoy.
Oh, sure, they may be best of sisterly teen friends. But don’t think for a minute the competition for eyeballs and dollars and mama’s love isn’t felt by Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner in the Kardashian family where love isn’t unconditional, it’s effin’ expensive. While Kendall is able to deliver the tall, lanky model type teen goodness…
…younger sister Kylie is able to deliver a little of the overly mature for her years chestal assets that her own sisters were making fun of on Twitter over the weekend…
Throwing in the school girl cut up outfit, I might be tempted to give Kylie the win. But Kendall does like to go see-through and she is currently the bigger earner. So, I’m going to go with a draw, and request to see the girls in the principal’s office after school. Just kidding, they don’t really go to school. Enjoy.