Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner Shows a Little Leg for Candy Store Pimping

I’m not exactly sure what the Sugar Factory is, but I’m going to go ahead and guess it’s an expensive candy store. At least big bucks enough to hire the likes of sweet sixteen Kylie Jenner to come decked out in a leggy cocktail dress to their store opening.

Kylie may be young, and the youngest Kardashian-Jenner school dropout, but that doesn’t mean her career isn’t already blossoming as a model, spokesmodel, model spokesgirl, and non-speaking model. She’s getting paid to pimp candy, which is more than most of the suckers she left behind in silly algebra class are doing today. So, there. Kylie wins, sort of. Enjoy.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Bare-Midriff Busty Shopping and Pimping Weekend

The Jenner girls don’t need no schooling. Not when the world needs teen girls baring midriff and showing off to go shopping or hit the malls on paid work order to keep the consumer pump priming this economy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner had a busy weekend searching for just the right outfits for whatever it is they do to spend their days, but definitely includes pimping their PacSun clothing line, High School Dropout Hotties:

Anybody who says these social media and TV darlings aren’t working hard are just kidding themselves. There was barely time for cocktails and pedicures this weekend! Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner and Older Sisters in Revealing Dresses for Family Show Time at the Beach

Now, we normally don’t share social media pictures until our big roundup on Thursdays. But these simply could not wait. Not when puppet master Kris Jenner takes her girls and some very showy cut designer dresses to the beach for family showoff for the cameras time. This may be right, this may be oh so wrong, but this is definitely happening. It’s like the Christmas shopping season. You can dread it every year, but it’s still coming.

Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner were in dresses so revealing that Puritans from the 17th century nearly resurrected to cover them in scarlet letters. I suppose that was part of the Kris Jenner plan. Along with highlighting Kim Kardashian and her post-baby figure, Khloe Kardashian and her, well, body thing. Surprisingly, it seems that Kourtney Kardashian was missing from the shoot. Or maybe not so surprisingly as she’s always been called the smart one in the family. Enjoy.

Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner FroYo Run For a Chesty Public Scene

The Jenner girls have made picking up Pinkberry part of their regular routine. I’m not sure they actually eat it at all, but you’ve got to find things to fill your day when your friends are at school. Even in the middle of the day, Kylie Jenner and Kendal Jenner can’t escape the constant media attention they so desperately seek and abhor simultaneously. If I could give a small piece of advice to Kylie, and I know she has something her older sister Kendall doesn’t, but tight tops will hardly keep the attention away from you. I once heard a nun tell that to a girl in school so I know it’s probably true.

The Jenner sisters are growing up, not necessarily becoming educated or socially well adjusted to the real world, but growing up nonetheless. Enjoy.

Kylie Jenner Busts Out in Big Showy Weekend

It’s not easy being the youngest Kardashian girl, but Kylie Jenner is making the most of her newfound attention by amping up her public appearances in the traditional Kardashian venues: shopping, dating, and visiting restaurants to eat nothing. And, of course, looking paparazzi worthy while doing so.

Being that Kylie was also the youngest Kardashian school dropout, and given that she lacks the tall lean physique of her older sister Kenall, the pressure will be on Kylie to find a professional direction that allows her to focus on her job skills of being a buxom reality star. Consider me unworried. Enjoy.

Kylie Jenner Bares Midriff at Sugarfish Sushi

Kylie Jenner Running and, Um, Running in L.A.

Kylie Jenner might just be high school aged high school dropout, but she might need to consider her chestal support options if she’s going to be running away from paparazzi cameras and wearing outfits Sister Mary Theresa at my high school would’ve had something unkind to say about.

Kylie seems to have inherited the more bodacious genes of the family line, if I may say so delicately, innocently, and, of course, respectfully. I’m also respectful when it comes to the Kardashians and the Jenners. Because I’m a gentleman. Also, I don’t want a hit put out on me. Enjoy.