Kylie Jenner

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Shopping, Running, and Showing Off in Hollywood

I'm not sure why the paparazzi continue to stake out, stalk, and otherwise maraud Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner when like most teenaged girls they're just trying to skip school and go shopping with their Amex black cards. I'm guessing it has something to do with their mom calling the photographers to tell them exactly where her girls will be so they can be sure to snap them in their see-through and tiny outfits. But I'm just guessing.

Nevertheless we polite gentleman oglers are the primary beneficiary, such that we treat Kendall with respect in her final days before becoming the woman that she became at a much younger age. I'm not sure the tops can become much more see-through than they currently are, but there's always hope. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kyle Jenner Just Hanging Out in Jean Shorts

Let's be honest. Many teen girls merely go to school to text and chat and show off their clothes and flirt with boys and talk about shopping. Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner have cut out the middle man of school altogether, and just hang out at the Commons or the mall instead of stupid Algebra.

It may not benefit the Jenner girls in the long run, but in the short run, I suppose it's nice for the boys to have these two roaming out and about. There's a bodyguard out there somewhere who will break the limbs off of anybody who tries anything funny, but I guess leering is still legal for their male suitors. Which is why the Jenner girls like to show some leg. They're growing up Kardashian after all. Enjoy.

Kylie Jenner Shows Off Her Legs in Short Shorts

It's not easy being Kylie Jenner, the youngest in the Kardashian household. I mean, I'm guessing a Mercedes or a Range Rover for your sweet sixteen, not having to go to school, and spending your days shopping and doing makeup and hanging out with your friends on social media makes it a little easier, still, I was the youngest, no Range Rover, and it was tough. Don't blame Kylie when she wants a little attention for her own self, as she competes with her full sister, her half sisters, and her mom for media coverage, which is currency in the Kardashian household.

So, a little short shorts out shopping ought do the trick. It worked on our end. As did the braless bit last week. We're suckers and we don't even care. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Using The Gifts Mother Nature Gave Them for Outdoor Attention

Oh, sure, they may be best of sisterly teen friends. But don't think for a minute the competition for eyeballs and dollars and mama's love isn't felt by Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner in the Kardashian family where love isn't unconditional, it's effin' expensive.  While Kendall is able to deliver the tall, lanky  model type teen goodness...

...younger sister Kylie is able to deliver a little of the overly mature for her years chestal assets that her own sisters were making fun of on Twitter over the weekend...

Throwing in the school girl cut up outfit, I might be tempted to give Kylie the win. But Kendall does like to go see-through and she is currently the bigger earner. So, I'm going to go with a draw, and request to see the girls in the principal's office after school. Just kidding, they don't really go to school. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Goes Long and Leggy to Steal Sister’s Kylie’s Sweet Sixteen Party

It was billed as a big coming out party for younger Jenner sister Kylie Jenner, but ended up being a stage for Kendall Jenner to once again prove that she's the taller, leaner, model hotter of her clan, showing up to her younger sister's sweet sixteen media blowout in a black slit dress that stole all the camera views.

Such is the nature of sisterhood in the world's most pimped out family. Kill or be killed as each member of the merchandise posse fights for their own piece of the action. And nearly legal Kendall Jenner is fighting just a little bit harder, or maybe just has more raw tools to work with. She could be very dangerous someday soon. Rest assured, we will be watching. And, by the way, sorry, Kylie, you'll get your turn to take a naughty Kardashian family turn soon enough. Trust. And, enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Bikini Greeks on Reality Show Vacation

Well, the Kardashians find themselves in Greece on this week's episode of their life, where the family slash cast is filming a 'vacation holiday' series of shows featuring America's most beloved merchandisable family. Well, perhaps not most beloved, but one of the most skin-baring families around, with even the teen half-sisters getting involved in the family jet skiing and bikini show.

Kendall Jenneris the heir apparent to the Kardashian pimping empire, and her younger sister Kylie Jenner is not far behind. The two girls dismissing early from formal education in their lives in favor of TV cameras, modeling gigs, and sharing the details of their young lives on every social media outlet possible. Can't say they don't seem to be delighting in their on-air lifestyle. Certainly beats algebra. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner (and Little Sis) Teen Heat Up the Red Red Carpet at Heart Truth Fundraiser

For the Heart Truth Foundation gala, the celebrities come out each year decked out in all red, including Kendall Jenner and her little sister Kylie Jenner, who puppetmaster and prime pimp Kris Jenner, made sure got listed into the bigger named celebrity event.

Not that Kendall doesn't deserve the nod. While formal schooling or education remains somewhere between dubious and doubtful for the star-rising teen model and taller, skinnier, hotter version of her cash-cow old half-sisters, Kendall has started to earn big time herself, as she and her Jenner sister start merching the craptastic out of everything on the planet with a price tag. It's something to behold. And something we predicted. But not something that can be stopped. It's the money train, people, and the brakes are off. Enjoy.

(To see what is becoming of older sister Kim Kardashian, check Kim out large and in charge with commentary courtesy of WWTDD.com)