Kylie Jenner

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner All Dolled Up for a Day on the Job

And so it begins. Okay, it began a while ago, but the racy photoshoot career of Kendall Jenner and even younger sister Kylie Jenner continues to escalate toward Kardashian standards as the teen professional models show the world why school was a big waste of time and why there shall be no outfit too racy for a paycheck.

We could all question the evil Kris Jenner’s motives, or we could simply delight in the sight of Kendall Jenner, now a legal adult with all the powers and responsibilities that go along with such age of majority. I mean, maybe not delight in them, but a modest golf clap and a subtle use of binoculars might do the trick. Enjoy.

Kylie Jenner Short Skirt and Boots for Salon Visit

Hey, some teens go to school, others get decked out in skirts and boots and hit the Beverly Hills nail salon. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say Kylie Jenner and her team were trying to get Kylie noticed by the paparazzi who hang out in the posh section of L.A. watching celebrities shop and get their hair done.

The youngest of the Kardashian clan, second generation, has been becoming ever more visible in the past few months, toting her legs and Kim-like-bosom about town in her Mercedes SUV shopping and dining and running from the cameras her mother alerted to her whereabouts. It’s all kind of programmed, but Kylie is starting to learn the program well. Enjoy.

Kylie Jenner Out in Daisy Dukes for the Love of Teen Legs

I guess I would expect a girl who doesn’t go to school and lives in Los Angeles to have more of a tan, but you know how freakish people are these days about their skin coming into contact with the rays of the sun. Some kind of half-good, half-evil paranoia that means we’ll probably never see deep tanned girls any more in our lifetimes, let alone bikini lines if the privacy of the boudoir.

Nevertheless, Kylie Jenner likes to put on a public display of Kardashian type attention getting, even as the youngest pup in the money making litter. She prefers the jean shorts when out and about, flashing her legs and setting up her style as a Cali beach girl, even with the pale white skin. Someday soon she’ll join her older sisters in the family business full-on, but for now, she’s just got the Mercedes SUV and the shopping and the texting to worry about. Somebody has to live that life, why not Kylie? Enjoy.

Kylie Jenner Shows a Little Leg for Candy Store Pimping

I’m not exactly sure what the Sugar Factory is, but I’m going to go ahead and guess it’s an expensive candy store. At least big bucks enough to hire the likes of sweet sixteen Kylie Jenner to come decked out in a leggy cocktail dress to their store opening.

Kylie may be young, and the youngest Kardashian-Jenner school dropout, but that doesn’t mean her career isn’t already blossoming as a model, spokesmodel, model spokesgirl, and non-speaking model. She’s getting paid to pimp candy, which is more than most of the suckers she left behind in silly algebra class are doing today. So, there. Kylie wins, sort of. Enjoy.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Bare-Midriff Busty Shopping and Pimping Weekend

The Jenner girls don’t need no schooling. Not when the world needs teen girls baring midriff and showing off to go shopping or hit the malls on paid work order to keep the consumer pump priming this economy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner had a busy weekend searching for just the right outfits for whatever it is they do to spend their days, but definitely includes pimping their PacSun clothing line, High School Dropout Hotties:

Anybody who says these social media and TV darlings aren’t working hard are just kidding themselves. There was barely time for cocktails and pedicures this weekend! Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner and Older Sisters in Revealing Dresses for Family Show Time at the Beach

Now, we normally don’t share social media pictures until our big roundup on Thursdays. But these simply could not wait. Not when puppet master Kris Jenner takes her girls and some very showy cut designer dresses to the beach for family showoff for the cameras time. This may be right, this may be oh so wrong, but this is definitely happening. It’s like the Christmas shopping season. You can dread it every year, but it’s still coming.

Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner were in dresses so revealing that Puritans from the 17th century nearly resurrected to cover them in scarlet letters. I suppose that was part of the Kris Jenner plan. Along with highlighting Kim Kardashian and her post-baby figure, Khloe Kardashian and her, well, body thing. Surprisingly, it seems that Kourtney Kardashian was missing from the shoot. Or maybe not so surprisingly as she’s always been called the smart one in the family. Enjoy.

Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner FroYo Run For a Chesty Public Scene

The Jenner girls have made picking up Pinkberry part of their regular routine. I’m not sure they actually eat it at all, but you’ve got to find things to fill your day when your friends are at school. Even in the middle of the day, Kylie Jenner and Kendal Jenner can’t escape the constant media attention they so desperately seek and abhor simultaneously. If I could give a small piece of advice to Kylie, and I know she has something her older sister Kendall doesn’t, but tight tops will hardly keep the attention away from you. I once heard a nun tell that to a girl in school so I know it’s probably true.

The Jenner sisters are growing up, not necessarily becoming educated or socially well adjusted to the real world, but growing up nonetheless. Enjoy.