Krysten Ritter

Krysten Ritter Bikini Beach Body Shines Down Mexico Way

I know Krysten Ritter is not your typically Tinsel Town leading lady beauty. She’s not blonde, she’s not sizably enhanced, she’s not super glamorous in designer duds, but I also know most of you couldn’t give a hoot about that. Not to mention the diehards among you who have been injuring yourself to thoughts of Krysten Ritter for several years now as your go-to friendly but horny girl next door type. The girls next door really always are friendly and horny, don’t you know.

We rarely get to see Krysten in revealing wardrobe, so these visually wonderful ogles of her in a little black bikini down Cabo way was certainly an uplifting surprise. A splendid bit of boobtastic and sweet bodied unexpected always brightens the day. Or the locked closet in which you’re viewing these photos. I never judge. I mean, I do, but quietly. Krysten Ritter, it is so nice to see you looking so bikini fine. Enjoy.

Kaley Cuoco, Bar Refaeli, and Miley Cyrus Featured In This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Vanity isn’t just for celebrity breakfast anymore, it’s now driving more and more of our sextastic hotties to check themselves out in the mirror and say ‘Damn, I’m fine, the world needs to see some of this.’ Snap snap. And to the web they go with their photos of their favorite subjects — themselves — which works out just about perfect for us gentleman oglers.

This week’s sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-contributions of hotness from the likes of Kaley Cuoco in little bikinis, Bar Refaeli looking ever hot, Miley Cyrus in love with her own legs, Sara Jean Underwood forever in a bikini and about a bazillion more sweethearts self-portraiting themselves straight into our loins. You owe it to yourself to feed their vanity. Enjoy.

Krysten Ritter and Dreama Walker Don’t Trust the B Premiere

Weekly Sextastic Twitpic Round Includes Maria Menounos, Sara Jean Underwood, the Hottie Trio of ‘Spring Breakers’ and Many More Self-Pic Celebs

In a day and age when all the publicists in the world are wrenching their Botox taut faces trying to get their clients to stop playing with their cell phone cameras, the girls of Hollywood just keep right on self-pic’ing. Naughty girls need love too, and they’ll will find it themselves if it’s not coming to them; there’s nothing like some Twitpics to do just the trick.

This week’s roundup of the best of the self-published sextastic celebrity pics includes offerings of dancing workout goodness from Maria Menounos, a celebration of National Cleavage Day from Sara Jean Underwood, many more private bikini pics from Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, and Ashley Benson on the set of Spring Breakers, Kari Byron white tank top goodness, Katrina Law wonderments, and many many more. You really owe it to yourself to check out the personal works of some of the hotter women of Tinsel Town. Enjoy.

Krysten Ritter Takes You On a Sexy Tour Through Her Special Place

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For those of you who, like me, have some kind of profound, yet hard to describe, lust-crush on the dark-haired, quirky, Krysten Ritter, well, every male-dog will have his day, and today is ours. You know how much we dig Esquire magazine and their ‘Me in My Place’ photo series of sexy celebrities; so imagine our wide-smiled surprise upon seeing Krysten Ritter on their pages flashing her sextastic form in little bras and panties.

We’re still not exactly sure why all these girls places look so much like each other’s, but that’s beside the point, because mostly we’re thinking about Krysten Ritter back at our place right about now. Hopefully ignoring the trash leftover from our poker game last night, and asking where the boudoir is so she can strip down to her skivvies. Dare to dream. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Katy Perry Cleavage, Rachel Nichols Nekkid, Imogen Thomas Topless, and Much Much More…


We’ve made it to Friday, but nobody makes it anywhere in life alone. It takes a village, not to raise a child necessarily, but to assemble the morass of asstastic and boobtastic we call our communal Reader Finds each week; no one man could assemble such celebrity flesh. So, once more, I come bearing wreaths of thanks to those of our readers who moonlight form their daily toils to provide Egotastic! with their particular discoveries of the sextastic kind.

This weeks Reader Finds includes a wicked pic of Katy Cocktease teasing, well, you know what, Rachel Nichols in purported rare nekkid photos, Britty gossiped about girl Imogen Thomas quite topless, the wonderful uncovered Floppy Tesouro unbound from clothing, soapy star Helen Flanagan flashing monster cleavage, India Reynolds busting through paper to strip, Krysten Ritter in one sexy pictorial, Phoebe Tonkin in bra and panties glory on the tube, Serinda Swan with just her guitar, Holly Peers flashing her peerless twins, and Natasha McElhone getting about as sexy as she gets on camera, which is nice.

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