Egotastic
Alas, alack and almighty hotness, the Shannon Twins have been very busy this week.
Hottie blonde sisters Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon moved back into the Playboy mansion, perhaps to fill the void left by the sudden departure of Hef's hide the Chicago-style hot dog game partner, Crystal Harris, who ditched him at the altar. Or, perhaps, because Karissa Shannon dropped the breakup bomb on her longtime boyfriend and celebrity sex tape partner, Sam Jones III, kind of right before he gets his butt hauled off to prison on drug trafficking charges. Kind of been a busy week.
But not so busy that the just moved back into the mansion twin hotties didn't have time for a little skin-tight public park workout to get themselves fit for their evening out showoff time at BOA. Single hot blonde Playboy twins on the prowl. I'm ready to be prey. Enjoy.
Karissa and Kristina Shannon Produce the Sweet Treats for Playboy’s Kandyland Party
My dad moved us three houses down the same block when I was seven, his poorly thought out plan to hide from some thick-necked lenders who operated their bank out of a sandwich shop. I spent the next four months crying in a small closet from the shock of the half-block move. A child shrink charged my parents eighty bucks to tell them what they already knew -- I had issues. On his way out the door, the shrink called me a big pussy right to my face. That was so old school, I had to give him props.
The Shannon sisters seem to have acclimated much better to their move back into the Playboy mansion. Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon pulled something fashionably conservative out of their suitcases for the Kandyland Party at their new humble abode, producing four sets of cheeks I would lust to pinch. I think the girls are going to transition just fine to their new digs. Might fine. Enjoy.