Egotastic
Like a beam of light shooting forth from a colonoscopy camera, so shines the hopeful beacon of our weekly Reader Finds. The once-every-seven-days opportunity for millions of hearts to beat as one, and millions of dudes to beat... well, you can imagine the horrible joke.
But there's no joking about how much warmth we feel at the community generated celebrity hotness each week, this week's eye-opening raunch fest includes some very naughty leaked (purported) photographs of Mexi-fashion model, Mayra Suarez, J-Woww flashing her panties on the Kelly Ripa Show, Brooklyn Decker flashing her lower love area and sideboob from an SI photoshoot, Vietnamese hottie Elly Tran Ha in a bikini, Canadian actress Erica Cox topless in Bitten, a Kristen Stewart sort of almost kinda nipple peek, Sarah Shahi in a see-through to the boobtastic top, and Israeli sextastic Moran Atias all kinds of topless. It's a bevy of beauty I say!
![Pacific Rim - Official Main Trailer [HD]](http://cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/16/Pacific-Rim-Official-Main-Trailer-HD-100x75.jpg "Pacific Rim - Official Main Trailer [HD]")
Coachella Weekend Two Turns Up the Heat with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Paris Hilton, and Kristen Stewart
I can't tell if Coachella officially died this weekend when Joe Jonas showed up in a fedora to be mobbed by fans or when David Hasselhoff rode around in a mockup of his Knight Rider KIT car, but, to be fair, it probably actually kicked the indie rock bucket a half-dozen years ago. To say it's sold out to the corporate world is to say The Kardashians love money; it's simply a given at this point.
Nevertheless, with all the P.R. agents in Hollywood hustling to get their clients into the V.I.P. roped off section at the California desert music and arts event, you are going to find some Tinsel Town hotties representing. This second weekend included a delightfully honest open shirt look from Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Billionaire Barbie spastically dancing to the amplified button pushing of her latest virulent boyfriend, and Kristen Stewart who is so indie she refused to let the cameras take her picture, despite, you know, voluntarily entering an area where 100 photographers stood with cameras. Oh, Coachella, R.I.P. Enjoy.
OH, ROSIE, HOW WE LOVE TO LEER AT YOUR BODY