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Kourtney Kardashian Kleavetastic Swimsuit Pictures Put the Not So Meek in Mykonos

Not to be outdone by her younger half-sisters, Kourtney Kardashian who along with her two babies and her baby daddy is also in Greece filming her reality show, wore a particularly low cut swimsuit across her motherly mammaries whilst visiting the isle of Mykonos. Mykonos is said to be one of the most beautiful spots on the planet, though I must admit I was mostly checking out Kourtney’s cleavage. Not that Kourtney wasn’t intentionally giving a heaping helping of her mama ta’s to the cameras, still, I probably should’ve looked more at the ocean or rocks or ancient cultural relics.

Kourtney Kardashian still has a lot left in her particular exhibition tank, though depending on how many more illegitimate babies she decides to push out for E!, that could change somewhat suddenly. The Kardashians might be screaming ‘show me the money’ every waking hour of every day, but as long as they keep showing skin, I suppose their pleas will be heeded. Enjoy.

Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures Prove Why She’s the Only Watchable Kardashian

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You know how we feel about the Kardashian Family Mafia and their pimping of women, daughters, young girls, and anybody else who can turn them a buck like so many panhandlers asking for millions a pop in the street. But, there’s always been a basis for that money-grubbing financial scheme, and that is the inherent hotness of the Kardashian daughters, well, you know, the ones not borne of O.J., most especially now in the upper tier, Kourtney Kardashian, who’s actually done the least to offend us, and perhaps does the most with a bikini.

In a pictorial shot while Kourtney Kardashian was in Miami filming her reality show, Kim and Kourtney Fake It for Money, the last remaning petite Kardashian sister shows that she’s still got it, especially in the chestal area, now having given birth to not one, but two illegitimate babies (which puts her in the Kardashian family lead, currently). And that is one still quite desirable MILFy body. So, for the moment, we forgive, but we never forget the fact that our positive feelings for any Kardashian can be entirely expressed in about three minutes of happy fun time. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian Sweat Their Way Back to Blowing, Err, Playing Weight

Kim Kardashian is desperately trying to fit back into some of her professional working girl garb, as news of her delayed engagement to freaky rapper Kanye West made gossip circles the past month; meanwhile, sister Kourtney Kardashian has been talking about having a third illegitimate child with her foppish boyfriend in exercise of populating the planet with even more Kardashian eggs, like the mother extraterrestrial in Alien.

The two pimping sisters hit the blacktop for a little jog and waddle to shed the extra pounds holding them back from merchandising perfection and optimal earnings potential. Meanwhile, the cameras for the Kardashian reality show, Kim and Kourtney Fake It for Money, rolled on as life’s little obstacles continue to be convertible to cash for these girls and their four million literacy-challenged fans. Enjoy.

Kourtney Kardashian Flashes Legs Because It’s Time To Make Some Money (or Have Another Baby)

It’s tough being a Kardashian. The monthly nut you have to kick-up to Kris Jenner is pretty hefty. That and the whole world thinks you’re a money-grubbing piece of meat. Despite being true, it’s still a tough rep.

So don’t think that after baby number two by way of her unmarried former snowboarder foppish boyfriend, Kourtney Kardashian isn’t thinking it’s time to get back on the street and start earning, which she did, flashing some new mama (again) leg for the cameras outside her Miami establishment.

Now, it wasn’t super skin, but enough so that Kourtney won’t be finding a Khloe head in her bed this month as a warning. Enjoy.

Kourtney Kardashian Flashes Her Panties and Bare Butt Cheeks to Take Miami

Honestly, if faced with a hot poker rammed up the urethra vs. sitting and watching Kim and Kourtney Take Miami, I’m flipping a coin to make that close call. The Kardashians are like that pervasive smell in the neighborhood after a frightened skunk has jettisoned its musk and the aroma pervades every sense, omnipresent, filling your pores from all directions and just making you reflexively shudder and want to move on past. Well, like that stank plus $60 million in cash annually.

Yet, through the putridity of the Kardashian mafia every now and then appears a beacon of exhibitionist fun, such as today when Kourtney Kardashian had a wind gust (or was it Kris conjuring up her demon spirit winds) lift up her skirt on a balcony in Miami, revealing her thong and bare-arse cheeks for all the onlookers in the South Beach area.

Now, some of you find Kourtney to be the best looking Kardashian, and perhaps the least annoying, if one were forced to rank the various sub-demons and fallen angels by rankness. So, for all of you, have a gander up Kourtney’s skirt and have a breath of fresh air. Enjoy.

Kourtney Kardashian Hot Photoshoot in Maxim Australia October 2012

Kim Kardashian and Preggo Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures for the Mexican Shake Those Moneymakers Family Vacation Album

Well, we finally got our grubby little hands (literally, we just had chicken wings in the office employing our dwarfish sized paws to rip apart those baby bird joints) on these amazing bikini pictures from the Kardashian family vacation down Mexico way in April.

Kim Kardashian, well, she just looks all orange and boobtastic and, let’s be honest, if we were a multi-millionaire rapper or pro athlete, we’d be shagging the stuffing out of her too, even knowing the humiliation and lies and E! reality TV producers handing us fake things to say on camera that would almost certainly follow. Sometimes, the little brain overrides any and all executive branch decision making.

And, for the preggo fetishists among us (or is that amongst, if I’m included, which I am), a peek at the bulging body of Kourtney Kardashian, filled with life from the seed of her unemployed former snowboarding lounge-about boyfriend. Yay. Enjoy.

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