Egotastic
Come on now, this is just getting out of hand. I'm willing to accept the fact that some women out there go to Sears to buy their lingerie and swimsuits. Just because it's where I buy the tools I never use but make me feel manly, and it's where my buddy Stephano buys the lawn seed for the grass he illegally maintains for the woman he's been stalking now for eight months, that doesn't mean it's not a great store for purchasing female intimate clothing.
And I'm also willing to accept the fact that some ladies out there see the Kardashian sisters as role models, heck, 60% of people in this country believe in ghosts, and 40% think a Big Mac with a diet coke makes you skinny, there's no accounting for certain beliefs.
But what I simply do not believe, no way, no how, is that the Kardashian girls have 26-inch waists.
I'm surprised the air-brushers in the ad office didnt' run out of air when fixing up these three money-making merchandising machines.
Kardashian Family Bikini Candids (And They’re All Free, Kris May Die)
If you knew how much money The Kardashians command for their staged bikini vacation photosets, well, you'd drop a load right in your shorts, quickly clean up, and go hit some kind of Occupy Calabasas movement outside the Kardashian compound. But, today, the Kardashian girls done got caught candidly in their bikinis by way of telescopic lens without earning a cent. Don't think Kris Jenner didn't call an emergency strategy session with her top lieutenants to figure out this breach of possible money making opportunities.
But, the upshot for us, long distance candids of Kim Kardashian and her mega asstastic, a preggo Kourtney Kardashian, and some bikini shots of the NextGen Jenners, Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner, all shot from a treeline in the Dominican Republic somehow missed by the Kardashian advanced security team. And we could not be more pleased. Enjoy.
KENDALL JENNER MAY NEED TO BRANCH OFF FOR MORE BIKINI PHOTOSHOOTS