Kourtney Kardashian

Naked Kourtney Kardashian Preggo And I Looking Forward to This Week

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What can I say. I feel wonderful things in the air. From the opening of bikini season official in Miami to the self-shared candids of sextastic celebrities to photos and videos we don’t even know yet exist, okay, maybe I do. This week seems certain to be one of the fun ones. I rubbed the belly of nekkid Kourtney Kardashian and that magic eight ball came up roses. She too agrees, everybody is taking their clothes mostly off, all the way off, or just never had them on in the first place. We live in interesting times. Strap on your seatbelt, lay down the plastic sheets and tell the boss you can’t make the 2:00 because meetings are a super huge waste of time.

We’re about to get started. It’s Monday morning. Prepare to enjoy.

Photo credit: DuJour Magazine

Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian’s See-Through Shoot For DuJour Magazine

Kourtney Kardashian showed off her very pregnant nekkid body in the pages of Dujour Magazine. Following in the footsteps of sister Kim, who made the world go insane with her nekkid pics in Paper Magazine, Kourtney displayed her sexy preggers look. Some men don’t like looking at the pregnant female form. Those men are just plain wrong. All the curves are accentuated and the lady is all glowing and whatnot. We are genetically predisposed to find them sexy. Add to that someone who is already pretty fappable like Kourntey and you’ve got a magical combo. She’s covering her nips in some photos but you can clearly see them through a wet see-through dress. Don’t forget how much pregnant women’s boobs grow. It’s one of nature’s great miracles.

Good for Kourtney for showing off her sexy figure when she is hella preggers. Most women wouldn’t have the ovaries to do something like that. I applaud you and ogle you, Kourtney.

Photo Credit: DuJour Magazine

Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures Double Doses of Booty in Blue and Gold for the Easter Weekend Down Mexico Way

Say hello to my little friend. Well, except for her booty, and her fleshy 90210 aided bazoongas, Kourtney Kardashian really is a rather petite lady, as evidenced by some doubly good twosome of bikinis for her birthday and Easter vacation down Cabo way. Kourtney hit the poolside sunspots first in a bright look at me blue bikini that showed off her MILFy female form, then a little gold number that was all Kardashian…

Many people like to say Kourtney is the hottest of the Kardashian sisters. I get letters to that effect all the time. At the same time, she is, relatively speaking, clearly the shyest of the bunch when it comes to flashing skin and fun parts for the cameras. So these bikini pictures are a real treat for those of us who haven’t seen her mostly nekkid in a while. I guess you could say a bit of an Easter miracle. Just check out those eggs. Enjoy.

Kourtney Kardashian in a Gold Bikini in Cabo

Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures Little Blurs of Hot Bodiness from Cabo

Once again, the men I pay entirely with Los Lobos mixed tapes caught another fine celebrity suntanning down Cabo way from their telescopic lensed perches in the palm trees lining the resort. Ever climbed a palm tree? Well, it’s worth a few Los Lobos mixed tapes when your reproductive knuckles snag on a trunk knot. Um, not that I know firsthand. But, on to the hotties… because we caught Kourtney Kardashian bikini suntanning at the resort in a rather rare bikini appearance for the eldest and perhaps least publicly shot of the Kardashian sisters. Though that is a relative scale.

After two children now, Kourtney is still looking mighty fine in her two piece swimsuit, her pert asstastic and those slightly modified mum teats perfectly situated in the sun. It’s a bit blurry to catch anything to gripe about, which is perhaps the upside of shooting from twenty nautical miles away. On Google Earth, everybody looks hot. Enjoy.

Anastasia Ashley Booty, Kourtney Kardashian Bikini, Renee Olstead Cleavy Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Talk about your week’s in killer social media shares by some of our most belusted sextastic celebrities. If sharing means caring than several of these mostly young ladies care enough to share me right into some private time introspection in the gentleman’s quarters. These lovely ladies aren’t just going for your old school duckfaces and photobombs, this attempt to get raves reviews for their looks among the general public is starting to take on entirely never levels of creativity and skin flashing. Consider me a proponent of this new wave of artistic expression.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kourtney Kardashian flashing some bikini cleave, Jordan Carver out-cleaved by no woman, Anastasia Ashley and her epic bikini booty, Aubrey O’Day flashing a whole lot of body, Renee Olstead coming back after a long absence with chesty goodness, Kelly Brook in a showy one-piece, Nina Agdal tight cheeked, and much much more. You owe it to your ever so fragile Super Bowl bet to check out each and every one of these touchdown totally candid social media pics. Enjoy.

Kourtney Kardashian Looking Mighty Mommy Boobs Fine in Black Swimsuit

I’m sure it was being filmed for something, nevertheless, even after popping out two pups with her foppiish boyfriend, there’s no denying that Kourtney Kardashian has still got a little something something going on in the hot mommmy tank.

I know a bunch of you have always felt Kourtney was the superior of the three main money-making Kardashian sisters, so you’re probably not surprised by her continued grace in the curvaceous body department. Kim’s road to body recovery might not be so smooth. Expect major bumps ahead and all that business. But as for Kourtney, well, good on you, Kourt.

(If you so desire, you can see Kourtney on this same Miami vacation breastfeeding her youngest. Who isn’t all that young any more, but still suckling as we would all like on Kardashian teat.)