Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures Double Doses of Booty in Blue and Gold for the Easter Weekend Down Mexico Way

Say hello to my little friend. Well, except for her booty, and her fleshy 90210 aided bazoongas, Kourtney Kardashian really is a rather petite lady, as evidenced by some doubly good twosome of bikinis for her birthday and Easter vacation down Cabo way. Kourtney hit the poolside sunspots first in a bright look at me blue bikini that showed off her MILFy female form, then a little gold number that was all Kardashian...

Many people like to say Kourtney is the hottest of the Kardashian sisters. I get letters to that effect all the time. At the same time, she is, relatively speaking, clearly the shyest of the bunch when it comes to flashing skin and fun parts for the cameras. So these bikini pictures are a real treat for those of us who haven't seen her mostly nekkid in a while. I guess you could say a bit of an Easter miracle. Just check out those eggs. Enjoy.

Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures Little Blurs of Hot Bodiness from Cabo

Once again, the men I pay entirely with Los Lobos mixed tapes caught another fine celebrity suntanning down Cabo way from their telescopic lensed perches in the palm trees lining the resort. Ever climbed a palm tree? Well, it's worth a few Los Lobos mixed tapes when your reproductive knuckles snag on a trunk knot. Um, not that I know firsthand. But, on to the hotties... because we caught Kourtney Kardashian bikini suntanning at the resort in a rather rare bikini appearance for the eldest and perhaps least publicly shot of the Kardashian sisters. Though that is a relative scale.

After two children now, Kourtney is still looking mighty fine in her two piece swimsuit, her pert asstastic and those slightly modified mum teats perfectly situated in the sun. It's a bit blurry to catch anything to gripe about, which is perhaps the upside of shooting from twenty nautical miles away. On Google Earth, everybody looks hot. Enjoy.

Anastasia Ashley Booty, Kourtney Kardashian Bikini, Renee Olstead Cleavy Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Talk about your week's in killer social media shares by some of our most belusted sextastic celebrities. If sharing means caring than several of these mostly young ladies care enough to share me right into some private time introspection in the gentleman's quarters. These lovely ladies aren't just going for your old school duckfaces and photobombs, this attempt to get raves reviews for their looks among the general public is starting to take on entirely never levels of creativity and skin flashing. Consider me a proponent of this new wave of artistic expression.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kourtney Kardashian flashing some bikini cleave, Jordan Carver out-cleaved by no woman, Anastasia Ashley and her epic bikini booty, Aubrey O'Day flashing a whole lot of body, Renee Olstead coming back after a long absence with chesty goodness, Kelly Brook in a showy one-piece, Nina Agdal tight cheeked, and much much more. You owe it to your ever so fragile Super Bowl bet to check out each and every one of these touchdown totally candid social media pics. Enjoy.

Kourtney Kardashian Looking Mighty Mommy Boobs Fine in Black Swimsuit

I'm sure it was being filmed for something, nevertheless, even after popping out two pups with her foppiish boyfriend, there's no denying that Kourtney Kardashian has still got a little something something going on in the hot mommmy tank.

I know a bunch of you have always felt Kourtney was the superior of the three main money-making Kardashian sisters, so you're probably not surprised by her continued grace in the curvaceous body department. Kim's road to body recovery might not be so smooth. Expect major bumps ahead and all that business. But as for Kourtney, well, good on you, Kourt.

(If you so desire, you can see Kourtney on this same Miami vacation breastfeeding her youngest. Who isn't all that young any more, but still suckling as we would all like on Kardashian teat.)

Kourtney Kardashian Kleavetastic Swimsuit Pictures Put the Not So Meek in Mykonos

Not to be outdone by her younger half-sisters, Kourtney Kardashian who along with her two babies and her baby daddy is also in Greece filming her reality show, wore a particularly low cut swimsuit across her motherly mammaries whilst visiting the isle of Mykonos. Mykonos is said to be one of the most beautiful spots on the planet, though I must admit I was mostly checking out Kourtney's cleavage. Not that Kourtney wasn't intentionally giving a heaping helping of her mama ta's to the cameras, still, I probably should've looked more at the ocean or rocks or ancient cultural relics.

Kourtney Kardashian still has a lot left in her particular exhibition tank, though depending on how many more illegitimate babies she decides to push out for E!, that could change somewhat suddenly. The Kardashians might be screaming 'show me the money' every waking hour of every day, but as long as they keep showing skin, I suppose their pleas will be heeded. Enjoy.

Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures Prove Why She’s the Only Watchable Kardashian

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You know how we feel about the Kardashian Family Mafia and their pimping of women, daughters, young girls, and anybody else who can turn them a buck like so many panhandlers asking for millions a pop in the street. But, there's always been a basis for that money-grubbing financial scheme, and that is the inherent hotness of the Kardashian daughters, well, you know, the ones not borne of O.J., most especially now in the upper tier, Kourtney Kardashian, who's actually done the least to offend us, and perhaps does the most with a bikini.

In a pictorial shot while Kourtney Kardashian was in Miami filming her reality show, Kim and Kourtney Fake It for Money, the last remaning petite Kardashian sister shows that she's still got it, especially in the chestal area, now having given birth to not one, but two illegitimate babies (which puts her in the Kardashian family lead, currently). And that is one still quite desirable MILFy body. So, for the moment, we forgive, but we never forget the fact that our positive feelings for any Kardashian can be entirely expressed in about three minutes of happy fun time. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian Sweat Their Way Back to Blowing, Err, Playing Weight

Kim Kardashian is desperately trying to fit back into some of her professional working girl garb, as news of her delayed engagement to freaky rapper Kanye West made gossip circles the past month; meanwhile, sister Kourtney Kardashian has been talking about having a third illegitimate child with her foppish boyfriend in exercise of populating the planet with even more Kardashian eggs, like the mother extraterrestrial in Alien.

The two pimping sisters hit the blacktop for a little jog and waddle to shed the extra pounds holding them back from merchandising perfection and optimal earnings potential. Meanwhile, the cameras for the Kardashian reality show, Kim and Kourtney Fake It for Money, rolled on as life's little obstacles continue to be convertible to cash for these girls and their four million literacy-challenged fans. Enjoy.