Kimora Lee Simmons

Kimora Lee Simmons Bikini Hard Bodied in St. Barts Over Christmas

Say what you will about Kimora Lee Simmons, but when she gets ready for her annual detente trip to St. Bart's with the kids and her ex, Russell Simmons, and whatever young model he brings along as his consort, Kimora also holds her own. Narrowing in on 40 these days, Kimora still shows us why Russell fell for her in the first place as a young 20-something go getter fashion model. Whether it be in her peach bikini drinking a cocktail...

...or her graphic white and bikini two piece with booty shots galore, Kimora Lee definitely hits the gym hard before her annual adventure to show her kids that mommy still looks better than daddy's new 'niece'. I've got nothing but respect for that. I'm not sure in the same situation I wouldn't just get all big and round and bring a knife. Not Kimora Lee, she's got the eye of the tiger and the body of a hot cat. Enjoy.

Kimora Lee Simmons Topless on a Yacht (Damn You, Yacht People!)

 

I've had to face up to some harsh realities in my life. Like Hormel canned chili is not a super food. Hamsters are not impervious to being run over by fat kids on Razor Scooters. And when a girl says 'no', she means she wants to date my better looking roommate. But I accept and I move on. Most of the time. My inability to obtain even the most modest of yachts continues to be a reality I can't seem to accept.  Conceivably, if I could work 43,000 hours over the next two years, I could get a downpayment on a used economy schooner. And I just know wonderful events would ensue.

Like finding Kimora Lee Simmons topless on the bow of my ship anchored off of St. Tropez. She seems quite willing to do that for the right yacht. Or yachtsman as I would be titled. Maybe Skipper McBig to my mooring buddies. But girls, lots of girls, just sunning their bare tubes, like Kimora Lee. Life would be good. I am going to make this happen, somehow. Enjoy.

Kimora Lee Simmons Bikini Pictures Attempt to Keep Up With Her Ex-Husband’s Young Model Girlfriends

Look, we've all been there before. The ex hooks up with somebody new and you get all overly competitive. In my case you try to lift your own weight on the bench press because she got some new bodybuilder boyfriend and you end up pinned beneath a metal bar with three BBWs from the nearby Zumba class admonishing you to go with lighter weights as they pluck the bar off your gullet and save your life. It's not a good place to be.

So we can relate to Kimora Lee Simmons working hard to keep her bikini body in shape as she vacations with ex-husband Russell Simmons and his regular rotation of hottie model girlfriends, currently German phenom Hana Nitsche. And, somewhat begrudgingly, we must say, Kimora is doing a pretty damn good job and keeping in tip top bikini shape. It wasn't enough to keep Russell, but it's good enough for us to stare a leer or two. Enjoy.

Hana Nitsche Bikini Hotness Shines For Russell Simmons In Front of His Ex, Kimora Lee Simmons

File this under the category of Things You Get to Do When You're Flat Loaded.

Ever since media mogul Russell Simmons has ditched his ex-wife, Kimora Lee Simmons, well, he continues to holiday with her and their kids on their annual Barbados winter vacation, only now, every year, he brings along a new hot model or actress conquest, younger and hotter than his ex-wife. And they all have to get along just dandy like.

His current half-his-age squeeze is German stunning model Hana Nitsche, who flitted about in her little red bikini, playing with Russell in the surf and sand, while Kimora hung around with the kids and pretended this was all perfectly cool. I'm telling you, only a super player can pull of this kind of stable trick.

And just to drive home his player prowess, the 50-something Simmons instructed hot Hana to step onto his back along the ocean. It's a sign that you've got so much tail you've got girls climbing on top of you. And it's admirable in its own male arrogance. Enjoy.

Kimora Lee Simmons Bikini Pictures Red With Mommy Hotness

Businesswoman, model, and all-around Russell Simmons ex-wife, Kimora Lee Simmons, manages to maintain one of the better mature MILFy bodies in all of Hottieville, showing off her hard work on a Christmas bikini vacation to St. Barts with her large brood.

Now, red is the fourth hottest bikini color on the Egotastic! color chart of bikini hotness, and it certainly suits Kimora who flashes her athletic, lean build prancing across the sandy beaches of the Caribbean. Little EgoTip: when you see a woman playing sports on the beach in her bikini, you can bet she's feeling confident about her body, because there's no strict posing going on, just lots of letting loose and still looking amazing. So, good on you, hot mama. Enjoy.

Kimora Lee Simmons Bikini Pictures To Torture the Ex in Barbados

I remember once being invited to a party where I was told I was going to run into an ex-girlfriend. Now, mind you, most of my ex-girlfriends are in prison for long stretches, so the thought of running into a legally non-incarcerted old-flame, despite news she was with somebody new now, well, the male ego took a decent kickstart. So, like any dude, I did a ridiculously unwise number stomach crunches for a couple days leading up to the party, lifted the heavy dumbbells, hit the Gazelle to some Tony Little tapes. I played strong through the pain. At the party, I ran into the ex, there with her very much in love new girlfriend. She thanked me for unintentionally showing her that she truly was meant to be with women then she punched me playfully in my half-ruptured stomach which made cry like a little girl child. It truly did not go as planned.

Running into ex's is a risky business. But Kimora Lee Simmons seems to know how to handle it better than I. The former Mrs. Russell Simmons is in Barbados on vacation with her new boyfriend and getting set for a holiday reunion with Russell, who arrived on the island yesterday with his new hottie young girlfriend, Aussie actress, Melissa George. So Kimora did what any woman would do, she got herself into some great shape, put on a small bikini, and started strutting her stuff to show the former boss man what he's now missing. It's old school. And we like it! Enjoy.