Kimberley Garner

Hey, Bill, Whatcha Watching? Oh, Katy Perry, Adriana Lima, and Maria Menounos Flashing Fun Parts (VIDEOS)

In this week’s edition of, Hey, Bill, Whatcha Watching, I truly reveal the inner sanctum of my soul by confessing to the fact that I love smoking hot women who likes to show off their bodies for fun, attention, pay, or any of the myriad of complicated reasons for which I promise not to ask follow ups. When a gorgeous woman starts taking off her clothes, don’t ask her why. Just look heavenward and say a little thanks or something. It’s all kind of theoretical to me.

This weekend I’ve been watching tons of cool short form bits of sextastic. Oh, Erika Mitdank teasing white hot in a white tank top, Sara Jean Underwood eating pizza, drinking Bud, and flashing underboob, Katy Perry shot up-butt in concert flashing tuchus suprema, Adriana Lima nipple slipping during a bikini shoot, Maria Menounos deep bends for her health and ours, Hilary Duff incredibly hot BTS, and Kimberley Garner BTS modeling her own swimwear bikini line. Heck, all that and I didn’t have to pay $100 to watch two sweaty guys jousting. Just the girls. Always, just the girls. Enjoy.

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Kimberley Garner Models Her Own Bikinis With Her Own Body for Your Viewing Pleasure

You’ve got to support your own game. Kimberley Garner isn’t just designing her own line of bikinis, she’s modeling them. I have nothing but respect for Kimberley putting her outrageously hot bikini bottom where her bottom line is. It’s the ultimate form of support for you own product line. She’s not just the President, she’s a member.

Kimberley garner is one of favorite slender Britty bikini girls of the modern bikini era. She left her sweet tight booty out of these photos, though I suppose they are mostly meant for female customers as opposed to window shopping gentleman oglers. Nevertheless, she exudes the confidence and amazing sun-drenched allure of a veteran bikini pimper. She’s young yet. This will only get better. I just ordered four bushels of her bikinis. I hope she’ll autograph a couple, maybe wear a few more before sending. I write these custom requests down in that little box on the ordering form. I fill it up pretty good. Bless you, Kimberley, you are so damn fine. Enjoy.

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Kimberley Garner Leggy At The Myla 15th Anniversary Celebration In London

English hottie Kimberley Garner was showing off her lovely legs at the 15th anniversary Myla celebration in London. She had on a SHORT dress that barely went down to her mid-thigh. Kimberley has an outstanding pair of stems. They are long and lean and oh so satisfying. The dress was also see-through on the sides which gives us a peek-a-boo view of the tops of her thighs and hips, her g-string, just a hint of her booty cheeks. This makes me happy in my bathing suit area. Kimberley is well known in England for starring in a bunch of reality shows. I wonder if I can see them on BBC America or whatever so I can ogle her in the comfort of my own home.

It’s an interesting thing about English ladies that they are either super hot like Kimberley or they look like Margaret Thatcher. Although, from what I hear, she knew how to party.

Kimberley Garner Sideboobs Are Sexpendables at London Premiere

See how I combined Sextastic with Expendables and made up a whole new SEO search term? That’s why I earn my minimum wage dollars instead of loafing around like, well, like I do most of the time. Kimberley Garner inspires such genius creativity on my part, with her absolutely stunningly perfect petite framed body and whoever is brilliantly advising her on her choice of public wardrobe.

Kimberley specializes in sideboob for evening affairs, as she was showing off at the U.K. premiere of The Expendables Part Eleventeen, where the guys break into a drugstore late night for Bengay and hearing aids. I’m sure it’s genius. Though not nearly as naturally magnificent as Kimberley Garner’s blessed funbags. Enjoy.

I’d Let Kimberley Garner Be My Girlfriend (I Know, This Is Huge)

I really do have a thing for Kimberley Garner. She of the bikinis and short skirts flitting about various European capitals either for her reality show antics or just general promotion of being a hot girl everybody wants at their events. She put on a little short skirt to hoist the flag at the Paris to Barcelona Grand Prix which is basically a race of rich dudes in their cars figuring out clues at stops along the way. So more of a scavenger hunt than a road race really, a solid chance to get drunk each evening at various famous establishments along the way. Sounds fun to me, though I’m not sure I’d ever pull away from the starting line so long as my belusted Kimberley was flashing her legs and little upskirt peeks rolling around on the hoods of cars.

Whatever it is she’s doing, she’s doing it well. I can’t stop wondering how nice it would be to spend an hour with her discussing life, love, and how that honey I just poured down her frontside will soon be hardening if I don’t tend to it. I’m big on the chemistry of honey. Kimberely, call me. Let’s make some magic. Enjoy.

Kimberley Garner Walking the Dog in Short Shorts and Short Dress, I’m Jealous of Her Dog on Both Occasions

Talk about living a dog’s life. That pup belonging to Kimberley Garner has some seriously envious upskirt views all day long as they hot blonde reality star takes her dog for walks daily in her little outfits, hot short short (as above) or little summer dresses:

I’d absolutely have a doggie boner the whole day through. I might be projecting on that front. Still, you’ve got to feel pretty good as a canine looking up to notice your master is one super hottie with a nice little booty. I know my dog wishes he could swap owners. That ungrateful mutt. Though can’t say I blame him. Kimberley, call me, let’s do some dog walkies together. Wear something showy. Enjoy.

Kimberley Garner is Leggy Walking Her Dog in London