Egotastic
While we never received our invitations to the party (lost in the mail, no doubt), the future Kardashian hotties, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner held a bikini party for the 4th of July and, well, we were happy just to get the party photos. As you know, the younger Jenners will eventually be upgrading the entire Kardashian family line with model-like qualities of height, versatility, and a perfectly pat answer to the question of how to obtain world peace. But, for now, just a bunch of fun loving teen girls hanging out in bikinis and roasting some weenies over the summer holiday. Enjoy.
Click HERE for the complete set of Kendall and Kylie 4th of July bikini pictures.
Oh, by the way, as long as we're going sweetest taboo here today, we've ordered up some brand new Kylie Jenner bikini pictures fresh from the beaches of Malibu. Check 'em out, explorers. (And don't forget to Join Us on our Egotastic! Facebook page for all the slightly inappropriate Kardashian family talk.)
Celebrity Guests Fleeing from Kardashian Wedding
Apparently, once word got out that Kris Jenner was flipping the switch to 'cash bar' at the Kim Kardashian and that other dude's wedding, celebrities began to flee in droves. A pretty hot looking Ciara seemed to have left by herself, a snookered Lindsay Lohan desperately tried not to hurl on her five-finger discounted diamonds, Demi Lovato appeared rather chipper, and even Khloe Kardashian peeled away, desperate to find a still open Black Angus, with her younger hottie hostage half-sister, Kendall Jenner in tow
(Don't forget to like our Free Kendall Jenner page on Facebook as we gear up for an upcoming rescue attempt of the still salvageable young lass.)
You may take note of the lack of color among the guests at the wedding, as a black and white only dress code was strictly enforced, which I think is a failure of this reboot, because in the original Godfather, they let Mama wear pink. Enjoy.