Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian Slapped With Lawsuit for Slapping a Tranny

Khloe Looks Innocent to Us!

If I told you that big-boned Khloe Kardashian was slapped with a lawsuit for beating up a tranny, you’d call me on my bull, which is generally the right idea. But, this story happens to be true. I think it’s ironic, but I’m never quite sure what that means.

Anyhow, the whole incident took place on the Sunset Strip a couple years ago so this latter day suit seems like a big crock; check out the video from the night of the alleged assault on TMZ.

Foxy Lady

Adriana Lima shows her sexy legs. (GossipCenter)

Kelly Rowland likes sex shops. (HuffPo)

Demi Lovato finest skin-flashing hour. (FoxNews)

Damn, Rose McGowan has a fine asstastic. (Celebuzz)

Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian and her sisters on the cover of Glamour. (GossipCop)

Inked up hotties. (TheChive)

Delta Goodrem, what are you doing? (SocialiteLife)

Khloe Kardashian Prompts Us To Give Thanks for the Less Blessed Sister

You did not see this one coming.

Today, we are thankful for the Khloe Kardashian. Not, this is not a fire-lit tribute to keep Kong from trampling our village and ravaging our crops, though now that you mention it, that’s not a bad idea. This is gratitude for the ungainly sized sister who reminds us all that for all the attempts of the Kardashian mafia to control their image of ‘perfection’, nature can not be denied its indiscriminate hammer with which it smashes those who deem themselves flawless in public.

Seen here in a Elle photoshoot for their eponymous and enriching clothing line, the Kardashian Kollection, surely the fashion choice of Beelzebub himself, the three sisters remind us that when the apocalypse arrives, it won’t be commenced by the arrival of the Four Horsemen, rather, two starving sisters from Calabasas mounted upon their sisterly steed.

The Frontside of the Three Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

Seen

Shop Til You Pop

Coco goes shopping with her cleavage. (SocialiteLife)

The hottest Playboy cover girls. (FoxNews)

Emmy Rossum gets ready for the holidays. (GossipCenter)

Khloe Kardashian X-rated birthday gift. (TMZ)

Jennifer Lopez classes things up. (LaineyGossip)

These girls are wanted for first degree hotness. (TheChive)

Olivia Wilde shows off her asstastic. (Popoholic)

Black Magic

Julianne Hough flashes some sweet cleavage. (Celebuzz)

Emma Watson, natural hottie. (HuffPo)

Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian each get Lucky. (FoxNews)

Birthday girl, Kate Winslet, hottest movie scenes. (Celebuzz)

Meet the Israeli Snookie. (TMZ)

Lara Stone sexy bondage pictures. (DrunkenStepfather)

Zooey Deschanel is definitely not a robot sent to destroy the human race. (CollegeHumor)

Born to Pimp: The Kardashian Sisters Start Vacuuming Dollars Out of Sears Customers

The Kardashian Kollection at Sears shows the limitless possibilities of combining four of the seven Deadly Sins with a hungry staff of foreign sweatshop labor.

Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian Pose in Their New Lingerie Line for Sears

Oh, where to begin when the Gorgons get together for a Sears lingerie photoshoot.

It’s rare to see all three Kardashian sisters together for any cause, short of a staged wedding, or a bloody hit on a rival reality show family; Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian have been out and about New York City lately, pretending to run a business for the cameras, but typically Khloe Kardashian remains shackled in the sub-basement of the Calabasas compound during ‘R’ ending months, when red tide leaves the Khloe feeling a bit blue. Well, somebody released the Kraken for this 3-in-1 lingerie photoshoot for Sears (and, btw, I double dog dare you to buy your significant other lingerie from Sears next Valentine’s Day, see how much nookie that gets you).

Take a moment to process your feelings. And, enjoy.