Khloe Kardashian

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Is Khloe Kardashian even a Kardashian? (HuffPo)

Pippa Middleton in tight, pink pants. (GossipCenter)

Courtney Stodden, internet celeb of the year? (FoxNews)

Miss California lesbionics. (TMZ)

Salma Hayek cleavage peek. (Popoholic)

These ladies need to be found. (TheChive)

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Instagrams. (Celebuzz)

The Kardashian Sisters in Glamour; Toot-Toot, the Money Train Keeps Rolling

Okay, we took a little heat last week when we suggested that Kris Jenner ordered the impregnation of Kourtney Kardashian to shift attention away from the muckraking scandal surrounding Kim Kardashian and her divorce slash annulment slash financial scheming. We have absolutely no evidence to support this claim, but you know it certainly sounds plausible.

You simply can not stop this cash generating family corporation or slow down its financial engines. The sisters three (well, three and a half technically if you're counting Khloe Kardashian by nomadic Arabic horse trading rules) took to the pages of Glamour magazine's upcoming edition to let the world know they are doing just fine and most definitely open for business. The pictorial also gave somebody in Glamour's airbrushing department the assignment of the year, but that's another matter. What's most important this time of year is family, and through thick and thin, weddings and divorces, pregnancies and the opposite of pregnancies, these girls stick together. So original gangsta. Enjoy.

Khloe Kardashian Slapped With Lawsuit for Slapping a Tranny

If I told you that big-boned Khloe Kardashian was slapped with a lawsuit for beating up a tranny, you'd call me on my bull, which is generally the right idea. But, this story happens to be true. I think it's ironic, but I'm never quite sure what that means.

Anyhow, the whole incident took place on the Sunset Strip a couple years ago so this latter day suit seems like a big crock; check out the video from the night of the alleged assault on TMZ.

Foxy Lady

Adriana Lima shows her sexy legs. (GossipCenter)

Kelly Rowland likes sex shops. (HuffPo)

Demi Lovato finest skin-flashing hour. (FoxNews)

Damn, Rose McGowan has a fine asstastic. (Celebuzz)

Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian and her sisters on the cover of Glamour. (GossipCop)

Inked up hotties. (TheChive)

Delta Goodrem, what are you doing? (SocialiteLife)

Khloe Kardashian Prompts Us To Give Thanks for the Less Blessed Sister

You did not see this one coming.

Today, we are thankful for the Khloe Kardashian. Not, this is not a fire-lit tribute to keep Kong from trampling our village and ravaging our crops, though now that you mention it, that's not a bad idea. This is gratitude for the ungainly sized sister who reminds us all that for all the attempts of the Kardashian mafia to control their image of 'perfection', nature can not be denied its indiscriminate hammer with which it smashes those who deem themselves flawless in public.

Seen here in a Elle photoshoot for their eponymous and enriching clothing line, the Kardashian Kollection, surely the fashion choice of Beelzebub himself, the three sisters remind us that when the apocalypse arrives, it won't be commenced by the arrival of the Four Horsemen, rather, two starving sisters from Calabasas mounted upon their sisterly steed.

The Frontside of the Three Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

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Shop Til You Pop

Coco goes shopping with her cleavage. (SocialiteLife)

The hottest Playboy cover girls. (FoxNews)

Emmy Rossum gets ready for the holidays. (GossipCenter)

Khloe Kardashian X-rated birthday gift. (TMZ)

Jennifer Lopez classes things up. (LaineyGossip)

These girls are wanted for first degree hotness. (TheChive)

Olivia Wilde shows off her asstastic. (Popoholic)

Black Magic

Julianne Hough flashes some sweet cleavage. (Celebuzz)

Emma Watson, natural hottie. (HuffPo)

Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian each get Lucky. (FoxNews)

Birthday girl, Kate Winslet, hottest movie scenes. (Celebuzz)

Meet the Israeli Snookie. (TMZ)

Lara Stone sexy bondage pictures. (DrunkenStepfather)

Zooey Deschanel is definitely not a robot sent to destroy the human race. (CollegeHumor)