Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian Kamel Toe Pops Right Out of Her Tighty Whiteys

By Bill Swift | Aug 14th, 2013 @ 10:22 am

Khloe Kardashian Shows Camel Toe in Tight White Jeans

I’m not sure if this is a ploy to get her cheating husband back on track or merely an attempt by her Spanx contained body to free itself from its unearthly constraints, but the camel toe of Khloe Kardashian was busting out all over the place in Calabasas yesterday as the younger Kardashian sister strode about in tight white jeans. I mean, it was something to behold. Hide the women and children so I can get an even clearer view.

I guess you can say when a woman pouts she pouts all over. I mean, I wouldn’t say that in front of a woman because I don’t need to have my ass kicked by yet another member of the fairer sex. But, suffice it to say, Khloe seems to have a lot of emotions swelling up inside of her. And not much room in her jeans to express them all. Enjoy.

KHLOE KARDASHIAN HAS HER UPSCALE DRESS UP MOMENTS

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Aunt Khloe Agrees to Show Her Nephew Her Boobs If He Agrees Not to Tell Who Her Daddy Is

By Bill Swift | Dec 3rd, 2012 @ 8:29 am

Khloe Kardashian Flashes Her Cleavage to Mason on Miami Beach

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Who knows how these insidious intra-family arrangements come about, but somehow Khloe Kardashian, the reportedly illegitimate daughter of Kris Jenner by way of somebody who Kris Jenner mounted in her Brentwood social circle in the late 80′s, and Mason Disick, the few year old son of Kourtney Kardashian and her unwed poofster boyfriend, Scott Disick, have come to an understanding of mutual interest.

For his part, Mason, who overhears tons of shit, promises to keep safe the secret of Aunt Khloe’s true paternal heritage (but let’s just say he once ran for 2,000 years in a single season in the NFL), Aunt Khloe meanwhile promised to give the little boy what all little boys want, a sweet view of some dangling funbags, not quite milky, but definitely the foremost body part of his gangly-sized auntie.

Hey, in the world of Kardashian, it’s all about the deal. And this one seems win-win. Enjoy.

The Kardashians at Opening of RYU Restaurant in NYC

By Jon | Apr 24th, 2012 @ 7:49 am

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The Kardashian Sisters Launch Their Sears Swimsuit Line — All Hail the Airbrush!

By Bill Swift | Mar 28th, 2012 @ 12:01 pm

Come on now, this is just getting out of hand. I’m willing to accept the fact that some women out there go to Sears to buy their lingerie and swimsuits. Just because it’s where I buy the tools I never use but make me feel manly, and it’s where my buddy Stephano buys the lawn seed for the grass he illegally maintains for the woman he’s been stalking now for eight months, that doesn’t mean it’s not a great store for purchasing female intimate clothing.

And I’m also willing to accept the fact that some ladies out there see the Kardashian sisters as role models, heck, 60% of people in this country believe in ghosts, and 40% think a Big Mac with a diet coke makes you skinny, there’s no accounting for certain beliefs.

But what I simply do not believe, no way, no how, is that the Kardashian girls have 26-inch waists.

I’m surprised the air-brushers in the ad office didnt’ run out of air when fixing up these three money-making merchandising machines.

THESE KARDASHIAN WILL WORK UNTIL THE WORLD RUNS OUT OF MONEY

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Khloe Kardashian Quits PETA; PETA Declares It’s Okay for Hungry People to Hunt Khloe for Food

By Bill Swift | Mar 26th, 2012 @ 2:49 pm

In a stunning turn of events, just hours after Khloe Kardashian denounced the animals rights group, PETA, for their extreme tactics and relationship to the woman who ‘flour bombed’ her likely half-sister, Kim Kardashian, at a red carpet event last week, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals held their own press conference to announce that it was now okay for people to track, hunt, and snuff out Khloe Kardashian, provided they do so in a humane manner.

For PETA, this represents the first time in the organization’s history they have called for the senseless slaughter of any animal, and to drive home their point, the organization put out a graphic chart that demonstrated how a family of five people could survive off the harvested meat from Khloe Kardashian for up to three months, four months if they were willing to tackle her bunion covered feet. Also, the total volume of cultivated skin could be fashioned into a tent like structure capable of providing shelter for up to sixty persons. The case is rather compelling.

Updates to follow.

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian Sears Lingerie Ad Wins First Prize at Air Brushing Awards

By Jon | Mar 16th, 2012 @ 12:10 pm

It’s not that the Kardashian sisters, the elder sisters I mean, and not all of them exactly or precisely, but the two that you can’t hear coming toward you from twenty clicks away, not that they aren’t kind of hot.

In fact, if you could afford them, you’d be the unmarried dad of their bastard kids or cuckolded purse carrying show piece husband likely as well. But the fact is, c’mon, now, Sears, the place where I do buy all my power tools and intimate lingerie items, let’s be real about this air-brushing thing.

If the girls can’t be slim and trim naturally through their amphetamine riddled diet powder brand, then drop the air-brushers back in the ad graphics department, or at least put them on some restrictions because this toning and shaping by way of Photoshop business is just kind of silly. Enjoy.

Kate Upton, Kim Kardashian, and Aubrey O’Day Highlight the Weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | Mar 2nd, 2012 @ 10:31 am

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You know what a dream it is for us when the hot celebrities start taking skin-filled photos of themselves to send around the world-wide digisphere, it’s like half of our naughty-filled jobs being done for us. And who doesn’t love when the likes of Kate Upton and Kim Kardashian give you half a job? Just kidding, the latter at least would charge you a fortune.

But Kate, and Kim, and Aubrey O’Day, Nina Agdal, Arianny Celeste, Georgia Salpa, Jessica Alba, Courtney Stodden, and the other Kardashians and Jenner girls all obliged us with hot Twitpics this week. And, for this, we give thanks. Check them out, and, enjoy.