Kesha

VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: Purported Kesha Muff Diving Photos Cause Internet Un-sensation

 
By Jon | December 13, 2010 @ 1:47 pm
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The things I do to honor my 'journalist of the year' award from my middle school newspaper. Yep, I broke the story behind what was really in the beef stroganoff being served in the school cafeteria. It was a dirty job; but that's my investigative credo, doing the nasty so you don't have to. All of which leads me to these Kesha muff diving pictures. These appear to be from the same set of photos that we posted this past summer of Kesha-gets-the-goo (seen below). There's very little sexy about these photos; there's tons wrong. So eerily reminiscent of the stroganoff. Celebrity behind the scenes is not always pretty. Try to enjoy.

Who can forget the precious baby-talking pop star receiving her pearl necklace? I can't. I've tried. Trust me.

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Kesha Complex and Photoshopped to the Point of Looking Good

By Jon | November 24, 2010 @ 7:17 am
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I'll say this, the folks at Complex magazine did their dandiest best to turn the big-boned, baby-talking popstar into something Egotastic! worthy. These Kesha pictures are presented mostly for educational purposes; personally, I'd like to get the photo editors over at Complex to take some time on my own set of cameraphone drunken nude self-portraits that Gretchen refers to as 'The Return of the Blob'. I bet they could make me look amazing, or, you know, make me look like Kesha. Don't enjoy so much as examine and beware of false hotness.

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Kesha Bikini Pictures (My Girlfriend Made Me Post These!)

By Bill Swift | November 10, 2010 @ 8:33 am
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Don't hate me, this is my 'Fine, I'll see 'Sexy and the City 2' with you moment. Lose the battle to win the war. Sally forth. Tally ho... I'm so ashamed of myself right now.

Photo credit: INF Photo

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Kesha Covered in Man Juice!

By Bill Swift | July 7, 2010 @ 5:08 pm

(Update, July 8, 2010: Still no definitive word. Egotastic! readers are flooding our mail with their own proof of Real or Fake, including historical photographic evidence. Real, because she's wearing identical bracelets to other Kesha photos; Fake, because facial measurements don't quite match up to other photos. For now, all I can say is...this is a fun investigation.)

We knew this day would come! We just thought we might be more actively involve in its creation.

So today's tale goes, some nefarious bastard with access to this craptastic young entertainer leaked both a previously unheard musical track (which we would never force upon you) and this photo of Kesha (Ke$ha) holding her boobs, her body covered in male exhaust. Presumably, the work product of the photographer of this candid picture.

Note: there's no way to currently verify this photo. I mean, it is a girl, she is holding her Tik-Toks, she is wet with love milk, and she does look exactly like Ke$ha, but, trust and verify. Updates as warranted.

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