(Thanks to our ever popular ‘Anon’ reader friend for pointing us in the direction of bare Hilson hogs.)
While we’re very familiar with the Hennessy brand label, in fact, it’s often the very last thing we see before the carpet itself at the end of our evening, we somehow missed out on an invite to the ‘Wild Rabbit’ party they held in New York last week, and, therefore, we missed out on this little ‘did I just see that?’ moment from Keri Hilson who attended the event in an entirely see-through top with nothing underneath save her sweet swollen candy treats.
The sweet Georgia Peach turned R&B music artist definitely decided that the time was right for a little bit of showtime in Keri’s kitchen, because you can see the full breadth and wonderment of her twin jugs almost entirely perfect if you stare long enough. And trust me, I’m staring. We do so love it when the celebrities put it right in our face, it’s like riding a roller coaster with your name on it. Enjoy.
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For those unaware, a solid source of income these days for celebs with big boobs and some level of popularity is to work club events in Vegas over the weekends, pimping some kind of product or promotion at some variously hip Sin City nightspot. You don’t even really have to have any performing talent, though Keri Hilson can sing a lick or two, you can just have the bodacious ta’s, like J-Woww or Kendra Wilkinson, plaster on a cleavage baring outfit, and smile and wave, and collect your paycheck. Everybody wins. Enjoy.
First you name the list of hotties, then you invite them all to a party. Well, most of them, I mean, you can’t just fill a room with 100 of the world’s hottest women, except in the Matrix like reaches of REM sleep male libido. But a good number showed up last night for the Maxim Hot 100 party in Los Angeles where the super sexy mixed with the B-level male celebrities in an uncomfortable mix of Hollywood caste system reality (you see, the talent pool stretches so deep here in Tinsel Town, hotness alone simply does not buy you into movie star land). Neverthless, hotness does buy you a ticket into full exposure on Egotastic!, so the world’s gentlemen oglers can appreciate the celebrity fineries on display last evening.
Of course, let by this year’s Maxim sexiest winner, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the Hot 100 party also contained the eye-popping likes of Olivia Munn, Keri Hilson, Dania Ramirez, Joanna Krupa, Nicky Whelan, Jaime Alexander, Alessandra Torresani (now a blonde), Arianny Celeste, Rebecca Mader, and Sophie Monk. Now, that’s a hot-tub full of hotness I’d like to mulder in. Enjoy.
Maxim, Red Carpet
Adding on to the almost nekkid kind of sextastic madness brought on by Kaley Cuoco and Ashley Tisdale earlier this week, Allure magazine also unveiled the sleek and sexy R&B sensation Keri Hilson to the world, displaying the hip-hop hottie from the ATL in almost all of her glory. Quite an eclectic mix of nude gals twisting and turning for the photographers from Allure, hiding some of the better parts of woman kind; still no denying that this is the type of portrait of an artist that you won’t see on VH-1. Someday, I’ll unleash my sophisticated musical reviews on the world (starting with ‘AC/DC rocks the mother effin’ house’), but, for now, I’ll judge music as it lies, and in the case of the sultry Keri Hilson, it lies almost completely nekkid and utterly alluring. Enjoy.