Is this post just some type of self-indulgent, masturbatory, lame excuse to post a bunch of Playboy model TV celebrities with big boobs naked in the shower?
Kendra Wilkinson has made one amazing transformation in her young career. No, not just the 500cc's of fuel injected into her 18-year old rack as depicted in these Kendra Wilkinson topless pictures just discovered by our friends at RadarOnline. But, moving from a sex taping Playboy bunny sitting atop Hugh Hefner's ancient publishing tool, to a wife and mommy guru for an abnormally large number of grownup women who ought know better. If I ever need to hire P.R. devils to half-circle my public rep, I'm hiring hers.
Now, back to the boobs. The brand new bursting fun bags of an 18-year old Kendra Wilkinson, gearing up for a run at exotic dancing fame. Magellan would be too timid to circumnavigate those swollen globes. Yet, I can't help but note the rather marvelous return on Kendra's surgical investment. Maybe, just maybe all those QVC-shopping women who show up to meet Kendra at her book signings actually know something we don't. Nah. Enjoy.
Photo credit: RadarOnline
By the by, dear scientist-readers, for comparison's sake, recall Kendra Wilkinson boobage from her sex tape, just prior to the implantation of faux milky goodness:
Photo credit: Vivid Video
Last time we saw Kendra Wilkinson, she was banging some lucky bastard on camera for one of the best celebrity sex tapes ever. Apparently, she wrote a book about it, Sliding Into Home, and now she's on tour with the less lucky bastard who married her, pimping her book, citing how the sex tape helped make her a better mom. I'm not willing to read this book to unwrap the mystery of that fuzzy logic. Regardless, to make her big baby mama comeback, Kendra Wilkinson whipped out the big cannons, boobs of immense proportion, thinly veiled, ready to burst. When I see a crowd of screaming women around Kendra, I know her time is almost done here on Egotastic! Still, we're going to enjoy those fun bags until the bitter end. Enjoy.
Photo credit: Fame
Laugh if you will, but the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape is actually one of the better sex tapes I've ever seen, and, yeah, I've seen them all. In the 25-minute tape, we get to see a future Playboy Playmate, butt-ass naked and all kinds of sexy, knocking boots in full focus with some grinning dufus on a water bed with a black cougar bedspread. You go, Ron Burgundy!
Unlike other celebrity sex tapes, nobody seems to be wasted, tweaking, or conducting emotional revenge on their daddy or boyfriend or, the ever disturbing combination, daddy-boyfriend. Kendra Wilkinson and this lucky bastard even thought to turn on the lights. (I still can't get the image of Paris Hilton with those zombie-lemur-night-eyes out of my skull.)
Egotastic! is forced to give this delightful family film two thumbs up, and, if you watch the movie, you will see exactly where those thumbs go. Yeah, I said that.
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