Kendra Wilkinson

The Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Is Actually Sexy! (Very NSFW Screencaps)

 

Laugh if you will, but the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape is actually one of the better sex tapes I've ever seen, and, yeah, I've seen them all. In the 25-minute tape, we get to see a future Playboy Playmate, butt-ass naked and all kinds of sexy, knocking boots in full focus with some grinning dufus on a water bed with a black cougar bedspread. You go, Ron Burgundy!

Unlike other celebrity sex tapes, nobody seems to be wasted, tweaking, or conducting emotional revenge on their daddy or boyfriend or, the ever disturbing combination, daddy-boyfriend. Kendra Wilkinson and this lucky bastard even thought to turn on the lights. (I still can't get the image of Paris Hilton with those zombie-lemur-night-eyes out of my skull.)

Egotastic! is forced to give this delightful family film two thumbs up, and, if you watch the movie, you will see exactly where those thumbs go. Yeah, I said that.

Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Out Today (See Trailer Here, NSFW)

 

Well, it's finally here. Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Day. The day all your friends deny that they plunked down their hard earned cash to purchase the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape but somehow can still describe it to you in perfect detail. We have the NSFW Kendra Wilkinson sex tape trailer here (along with additional screencaps that didn't make our last sex tape post.) All for your viewing pleasure. And, I suppose, to tease you into buying it and seeing it the old-fashioned way. Though you could also spend your money saving the whales or buying some trees in the Amazon. Either way, Mother Nature must be served.

Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Released Amidst A Sea of Controversy

 

Remember when you were a kid and you sent away for that wicked toy that looked so cool in the back of your comic book and when it arrived it was kind of shoddy and not at all like you imagined? Welcome to the world of the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, the sea monkeys of celebrity sex tapes. Yeah, the stills 'leaked' by Vivid Video do look promising, and Kendra Wilkinson, before she was a super wholesome, mom-approved, female celebrity, was a pretty damn sexy future Playboy Playmate. But it's just so hard to separate Kendra caught bumping uglies with some lucky bastard and the behind-the-scenes, shenanigans perpetrated by the Wilkinson machine to bring this tape to market. Call me old-fashioned, but I remember a day when sex tapes were leaked by opportunistic, douche-bag, ex-boyfriends.

Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Pictures

So, there's been a lot of talk about the Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape "scandal" the past few days, but since there haven't been any pictures or videos, we haven't really bothered to talk about it. Until now that is. Vivid, the omnipresent porn company which plans on releasing the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape has let slip some pictures featuring a then 18-year-old Kendra Wilkinson nude. Of course, all the good bits are strategically covered.

Anyway, there's been a whole hubbub about how she wilfully made the tapes, and then tried shopping them around herself last year, and now she's "fighting" with Vivid to block the tapes from coming out, but that's all marketing bullshit to get people to think that the tapes might not come out, so that when they do, everyone rushes out to buy them. It's the same pretend fighting that surrounded the Paris Hilton sex tape. A tape she made millions of dollars off of.

You see, just like Paris, Kendra is a whore, and whores make sex tapes. I don't have any problem with that, but I do have a problem with someone acting like a pure princess when the only thing anyone has ever known them for is fucking an 80-year-old man and his two other girlfriends on a nightly basis.

Kendra Wilkinson is Back (on the Pole)

Kendra Wilkinson, formerly of Playboy's Girls Next Door, and Hef's harem, is coming back to the Boob Tube, and it looks like she brought her stripper pole with her (conveniently located in her living room). So I'm assuming that her new show will basically be just like her old show, just with more of Kendra, and with less old dudes (hopefully). And if there's stripping, all the better. Kendra premiere's Sunday at 9pm. Find out more here.

Here's a preview of the series premiere of Kendra.

Kendra Wilkinson: Bikini Clad Bikini Judge

Kendra Wilkinson may not be living at the Playboy Mansion anymore (or for much longer), so it's good to see that she's looking for new ways to make money. Here's Kendra Wilkinson in a bikini, judging other girls in bikinis. Which is probably all the qualifications she needs. Too bad this isn't a contest involving Kendra flashing her tits, because we already know she's really good at that.

Also, who is Kendra's cute, brunette friend? She's cute.

Photo credit: WENN

Kendra Wilkinson Flashes Her Tits – Just Cuz

 

Here's Playboy Playmate, and former Hugh Hefner girlfriend, Kendra Wilkinson at a party in the Dominican Republic she was hosting. I guess hosting duties down there come with some extra responsibilities, or she just takes her job of entertaining the crowd really seriously, because Kendra Wilkinson flashed her tits on stage for no apparent reason. But I guess that's why they pay her the big bucks.

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