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Well, don't look at me to discount the feelings of millions of women who look to Kendra Wilkinson as a mom and a role model, personally, I wouldn't want to see my mom stripping at parties, though I would say that most of my role models are women who love to get hella naked in public. We are not here to judge on Egotastic!, you know, lest we be judged ourselves, in which case, we'd be in big trouble. We are merely here to ogle sexy celebrities and hot bodies and big boobs and such things as Kendra Wilkinson topless party stripping, because, well, it's simply impossible not to. Enjoy.
(Okay, to be fair, this party stripper moment was before marriage and baby, and, Lord knows, if anybody was foolish enough to pay me a couple shekels to shake my moneymaker, I'd have my clothes off in half a second. Zero offers as of yet.)
LESBIONICS ALERT: Word of the Kendra Wilkinson Girl on Girl Sex Tape Re-Emerges
Oh, it's out there. Or in there. Or, in and out and in and out there. But there is somewhere on some type of media a recording of the young Kendra Wilkinson going down to Sapphic town apparently with one of her high school senior class sweethearts. I wasn't quite sure it existed until, you know, Kendra came out and denied its existence. The last time she denied the existence of a sex tape, man, we got a doozy. Really one of the best celebrity amateur hours in the sack ever.
This one could be even better, with all the fur-biting potential of two angry minks trapped in an instinctive struggle for mating rights. Now, I'm not one to judge lesbionic behavior, but I am one to watch it over and over again without so much as blinking as I nurse slowly from the twin Silver Bullets lining my Brewski party hat.
While you ogle Kendra Wilkinson here, returning to Playboy shape, consider the fact that a scissor kissing spectacular is out there somewhere, just waiting to be enjoyed.
(Read more about this muffin baking contest on The Superficial and stay tuned for updates on your beloved Egotastic! when the
legs spreadtape finally emerges.)Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com
Updated to Add: Okay, so also RadarOnline reported the Kendra-on-girl story as well, but I swear I had a hunch first! Check out the RadarOnline story about the upcoming Kendra carpet munching buffet and see pictures of the girl who appears in the sex tape with the former Girls Next Door star.