Kelly Hall

Kelly Hall Literally Holds Her Own Against India Reynolds in The Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

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Well, hello there, young ladies. You want to what? Take off your tops and pit your precious puppies against one another in competition of quantity, quality, and lust-inducement-ability? Fair enough, but don’t take this decision lightly, Kelly Hall and India Reynolds. Because when I turn on the spotlights and open up the Thunderdome, there is no going back. You and your sweet chesty meats will be judged by a million and one men with motorboat fantasies that only end when their neck strain becomes too intense to continue.

So be it. Kelly and India, two supremely fine contestants in the Battle of the Boobtastic. But only one can take home the chintzy prize package. So, I ask you, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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Kelly Hall Chest Combats Kym Graham in One Bodacious Battle of the Boobtastic

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Holy hotness, Batman. This week’s Battle of the Boobtastic, widely recognized as perhaps the most thrilling eleven seconds in sports, features wet super hottie Kelly Hall and her sweet succulent racktastic, against Kym Graham, who just oozes sextastic out of every pore. I literally see it steaming out of her nostrils like a mad bull. This is shaping up to be a doozy.

Each lady brings to the boobtastic talents of a goddess, but in our universe, there can be only one higher chestal power per week. A decision for which you must be the decider. Cast your vote wisely, as one girl will be elated, the other, cast into the world of shadows for the next seven days. Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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Rosie Jones, Lucy Pinder, Holly Peers, and Other Hotties Topless Behind the Scenes of the Hot Shots 2014 Calendar

BTS of Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Lucy Pinder and Friends Topless Hotshots 2014 Calendar
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What can you say about a calendar that features the likes of Rosie Jones, Danni Wells, Sophie Howard, Holly Peers, Lucy Pinder, and Kelly Hall in and out of various bikini and low cut outfits, flashing their bare funbags for the love of all things 2014? Well, you can say, come on January 1, I know it’s only August, but you can’t get here soon enough.

We love us some wicked hot boobtastic Britty glamour models. When you start getting them together, in and out of pools and fun cosplay costumes, in and out of their clothes, our love turns to full on lust and a desire to start buying things. Starting with the 2014 Hot Shots calendar when that must-be-amazing eye popper comes to market. Selling to us is ever so simple. Enjoy.

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Emily O’Hara Battles Kelly Hall in an Irishy Chesty Battle of the Boobtastic

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While the ESPN Body Issue was something of a covered treat, I’d suggest that the finest female athletes in the world today are the fine ladies who each week put their chests to the tests in the Battle of the Boobtastic. It’s easy to ride a motorbike or snowboard sort of nekkid, but try pressing your mammaries into the field of battle against an equally pert and delicious pair, for all the world to judge. Now that’s a real sporting contest.

This week’s challenge places blonde Irish lass Emily O’Hara against the truly award winning talents of Kelly Hall, two veteran Page 3 girls with an axe to grind, err, bishop to polish? Something like that. The point is, both of these young ladies have superbly fine bosoms that you must now evaluate in terms of size and shape and suppleness, and, in a more perfect world, taste. One will win, one will go home in tears though cry only until they look once more in the mirror and realize how groovy hot they are. So, who’s ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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Humpday Huzzah! Kelly Hall Topless With Honey, Instant Classic

Kelly Hall Topless Fun With Honey Photoshoot
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When you make it to the middle of the workweek, we give you a special treat. Think of it as the gold star you got in first grade for not wetting yourself all day. Only far more impressive. Like the impressive chest puppies of Kelly Hall dripping and covered in honey. Why do we find hot women covered in various sticky and creamy food and beverage items so incredibly lust-inducing? Hmm, I have no idea. But I am quite certain it works.

Take a look at former Page 3 Idol Winner Kelly Hall dripping bee residue all over her tasty ta-ta’s and see if you don’t agree with my mostly mindless assertion. Huzzah!

(For all your awesome topless Britty brunette needs, check out the official Kelly Hall website.)

Thank God It’s Funbags! Kelly Hall Topless Photos Put the Holy in Holiday Sendoffs

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Do not go gentle into your holiday weekend, EgoReaders. There is no better day than Friday, and a Friday before a holiday weekend, well, forget about it. It’s going to be off the hook as the kids who beat me up and steal my video game money like to say. Warm weather, barbecues, and bodacious bodies if you’re lucky. Or, if you’re Kelly Hall whose fabulous funbags we’re using to send you off on your three-day bender.

Featured in a sunny spot in Page 3 magazine, Kelly Hall shows that brunettes have it every bit as good, and every bit as naughty, as their blonde glamour model counterparts. And speaking of parts, Kelly simply has some of the pertiest pairs on the planet. Certainly more than enough to inspire you to smoke some meat, as it were, this big BBQ weekend.

Have a truly debauched weekend, you’ve earned it, from all your friends at Egotastic!

Chloe Saxon Goes Chest to Chest with Kelly Hall in the Topless Battle of the Boobtastic

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This is only Chloe’s second appearance in the Battle of the Boobtastic, and it’s fair to say she’s one to keep an eye on. All the sextastic glamour models of the BotB are ones to keep an eye or two on. Why not spend your days staring into the bare beautiful bodies of some of the world’s finest women. I do it and I highly recommend it.

But all is not clover and lollipops in the land of the topless hotties. For on Thursdays, we do battle, a fierce melee betwixt the mammaries of two fine women like Chloe Saxon and Kelly Hall, featured girls in Page 3 magazine, now pitting their puppies against one another on the field of funbags. One will win, one will lose. One will jump in triumph, the other, bow their head in temporary defeat. But you must decide, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Chloe Saxon vs. Kelly Hall

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