While the ESPN Body Issue was something of a covered treat, I’d suggest that the finest female athletes in the world today are the fine ladies who each week put their chests to the tests in the Battle of the Boobtastic. It’s easy to ride a motorbike or snowboard sort of nekkid, but try pressing your mammaries into the field of battle against an equally pert and delicious pair, for all the world to judge. Now that’s a real sporting contest.
This week’s challenge places blonde Irish lass Emily O’Hara against the truly award winning talents of Kelly Hall, two veteran Page 3 girls with an axe to grind, err, bishop to polish? Something like that. The point is, both of these young ladies have superbly fine bosoms that you must now evaluate in terms of size and shape and suppleness, and, in a more perfect world, taste. One will win, one will go home in tears though cry only until they look once more in the mirror and realize how groovy hot they are. So, who’s ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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When you make it to the middle of the workweek, we give you a special treat. Think of it as the gold star you got in first grade for not wetting yourself all day. Only far more impressive. Like the impressive chest puppies of Kelly Hall dripping and covered in honey. Why do we find hot women covered in various sticky and creamy food and beverage items so incredibly lust-inducing? Hmm, I have no idea. But I am quite certain it works.
Take a look at former Page 3 Idol Winner Kelly Hall dripping bee residue all over her tasty ta-ta’s and see if you don’t agree with my mostly mindless assertion. Huzzah!
(For all your awesome topless Britty brunette needs, check out the official Kelly Hall website.)
Do not go gentle into your holiday weekend, EgoReaders. There is no better day than Friday, and a Friday before a holiday weekend, well, forget about it. It’s going to be off the hook as the kids who beat me up and steal my video game money like to say. Warm weather, barbecues, and bodacious bodies if you’re lucky. Or, if you’re Kelly Hall whose fabulous funbags we’re using to send you off on your three-day bender.
Featured in a sunny spot in Page 3 magazine, Kelly Hall shows that brunettes have it every bit as good, and every bit as naughty, as their blonde glamour model counterparts. And speaking of parts, Kelly simply has some of the pertiest pairs on the planet. Certainly more than enough to inspire you to smoke some meat, as it were, this big BBQ weekend.
Have a truly debauched weekend, you’ve earned it, from all your friends at Egotastic!
This is only Chloe’s second appearance in the Battle of the Boobtastic, and it’s fair to say she’s one to keep an eye on. All the sextastic glamour models of the BotB are ones to keep an eye or two on. Why not spend your days staring into the bare beautiful bodies of some of the world’s finest women. I do it and I highly recommend it.
But all is not clover and lollipops in the land of the topless hotties. For on Thursdays, we do battle, a fierce melee betwixt the mammaries of two fine women like Chloe Saxon and Kelly Hall, featured girls in Page 3 magazine, now pitting their puppies against one another on the field of funbags. One will win, one will lose. One will jump in triumph, the other, bow their head in temporary defeat. But you must decide, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Look, everybody makes mistakes, we’re just almost man enough to admit them. And we totally missed the Kelly Hall 2013 topless wall calendar. And shame on us. Shame shame shame. Because Kelly’s ta-ta-ta’s are simply and udderly faptastic, along with the rest of her fine form shown off just wonderfully in this visual ode to Kelly and the twelve months of the Julian calendar.
Named as the Page 3 Idol winner just two years ago, Kelly Hall often gets overlooked; maybe it’s because of her more common name among the glamour models, or her unassuming public persona, but there’s nothing common or unassuming about Kelly, certainly not when her bikini top comes off. You’d be hard pressed to find a better way to spend your 2013 than leering at this luscious lady. Enjoy.
Kelly Hall, a cagy chest puppy veteran does not take on her competition lightly in this week’s installment of the Battle of the Boobtastic. A wily veteran might drop her top, but she never lets down her guard. And quite the good idea when pitted against the funbags of Sylvia Barrie, an about time super hottie of color for Page 3 who brings nothing but goodness to this matchup.
Two stellar looking ladies for whom I’d shank any one of you in the shower for a chance to spend five minutes alone time with, but in the BOTB, only one set of melons can win the gold. So, who’s ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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