Kelly Hall

Chloe Saxon Goes Chest to Chest with Kelly Hall in the Topless Battle of the Boobtastic


This is only Chloe's second appearance in the Battle of the Boobtastic, and it's fair to say she's one to keep an eye on. All the sextastic glamour models of the BotB are ones to keep an eye or two on. Why not spend your days staring into the bare beautiful bodies of some of the world's finest women. I do it and I highly recommend it.

But all is not clover and lollipops in the land of the topless hotties. For on Thursdays, we do battle, a fierce melee betwixt the mammaries of two fine women like Chloe Saxon and Kelly Hall, featured girls in Page 3 magazine, now pitting their puppies against one another on the field of funbags. One will win, one will lose. One will jump in triumph, the other, bow their head in temporary defeat. But you must decide, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Chloe Saxon vs. Kelly Hall

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Holy Crap! We Forgot The Kelly Hall Topless 2013 Wall Calendar


Look, everybody makes mistakes, we're just almost man enough to admit them. And we totally missed the Kelly Hall 2013 topless wall calendar. And shame on us. Shame shame shame. Because Kelly's ta-ta-ta's are simply and udderly faptastic, along with the rest of her fine form shown off just wonderfully in this visual ode to Kelly and the twelve months of the Julian calendar.

Named as the Page 3 Idol winner just two years ago, Kelly Hall often gets overlooked; maybe it's because of her more common name among the glamour models, or her unassuming public persona, but there's nothing common or unassuming about Kelly, certainly not when her bikini top comes off. You'd be hard pressed to find a better way to spend your 2013 than leering at this luscious lady. Enjoy.

Kelly Hall Drops Tops Against Sylvia Barrie In Our Weekly Battle of the Topless Boobtastic


Kelly Hall, a cagy chest puppy veteran does not take on her competition lightly in this week's installment of the Battle of the Boobtastic. A wily veteran might drop her top, but she never lets down her guard. And quite the good idea when pitted against the funbags of Sylvia Barrie, an about time super hottie of color for Page 3 who brings nothing but goodness to this matchup.

Two stellar looking ladies for whom I'd shank any one of you in the shower for a chance to spend five minutes alone time with, but in the BOTB, only one set of melons can win the gold. So, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Kelly Hall vs. Sylvia Barrie

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Kelly Hall and Her Chest o’ Plenty Throws Down Against Lacey Banghard In Our Weekly Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic


Again we say, this world will truly be at peace when all wars are fought between supremely hot topless women whose only weapons are their glorious chest pillows and whose only motive is hot steamy boob-on-boob smooshing. We have a dream.

In the hope of someday seeing this heaven on earth, we take you to our latest Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic, the Thunderdome of Ta-Ta's, where four may enter, but only two may carry off the victor's trophy between their blessed cleavage. This week's melee of the mammaries pits underrated hottie Kelly Hall and her pert pair against former Page 3 Idol winner, Lacey Banghard and her global-award winning globes. The competition is fierce. The stakes (among other things) have been raised. But who's funbags reign supereme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Lacey Banghard vs. Kelly Hall

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Kelly Hall Big Boobed British Brunette Outtakes for the Big Boobed British Brunette Oglers on Ta-Ta-Tuesdays


There's absolutely nothing wrong with ogling, leering, adoring, even worshipping large full Halloween seasonal gourds on a fine looking woman like Kelly Hall.

This is my public affirmation for today. And thanks to outtakes from the Big Boobed Brunette pictorial series our friends at Nuts magazine ran last month, we can both publicly and privately affirm our lust for all things round and squeezable and perfectly desirable. Now, some of you might think you can skate on by with your longstanding record of extreme passion for funbags, but I'm here to tell you, this is not an avocation to be taken lightly or without the constant need for re-commitment.

There might come a day when you realize it's been several hours since you've thought about motorboating a large pair of chest puppies. Don't let that happen to you. It's a horrible place to be. On this Ta-Ta-Tuesday, now is the time to recommit to your infantile passions. Trust. And, enjoy.

Nicole Neal Battles Kelly Hall Ta-2-Ta in Our Weekly Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic


You know how they say what the world could use now is a little more love? Well, if you substitute hot fun and fleshy funbags for love, I think we can all be in agreement. And isn't that the best form of love anyhow?

In our weekly battle of the chest bulges from our friends at Page 3, blonde relative newcomer Nicole Neal puts her mammaries front and center in contest with the full-bosomed and fully-bare topped Kelly Hall, in a sparring off the super chested hot babes from across The Pond. Now, we already know there are no losers in our battles, but who has the top peaches this week? Whose puppies reign supreme?

Page 3 Topless Battle of the Boobtastic: Nicole Neal vs. Kelly Hall

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Nicole Neal Chest-Ups Against Kelly Hall in Our Page 3 Battles of the Bazoongas


Oh, man, now more than ever we need to see an old-fashioned battle of two sexy women with glorious globes going ta-to-ta in the boobtastic arena. It clears the mind, cleanses the palate, and reminds us of all that is good and decent in this world. Call it juvenile, call it sophomoric, call it immature male behavior (it really is all three), but we truly believe that boobs make everything better.

This week's battle of the sweet funbags pits relative newcomer and wicked hot blonde Nicole Neal up against a veteran of our Page 3 battles, Kelly Hall, really with a solid record of victories for her plump puppies. It's anyone's game at this point, knowing full well that there are no losers. Bodacious balloons never deflate.

So, whose rightful rum-rums reigns supreme this week?

Page 3 Topless Battle: Nicole Neal vs. Kelly Hall

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