Kelly Hall

Humpday Huzzah! Kelly Hall Topless With Honey, Instant Classic

By Bill Swift | June 5, 2013 @ 11:05 am

Kelly Hall Topless Fun With Honey Photoshoot

When you make it to the middle of the workweek, we give you a special treat. Think of it as the gold star you got in first grade for not wetting yourself all day. Only far more impressive. Like the impressive chest puppies of Kelly Hall dripping and covered in honey. Why do we find hot women covered in various sticky and creamy food and beverage items so incredibly lust-inducing? Hmm, I have no idea. But I am quite certain it works.

Take a look at former Page 3 Idol Winner Kelly Hall dripping bee residue all over her tasty ta-ta's and see if you don't agree with my mostly mindless assertion. Huzzah!

(For all your awesome topless Britty brunette needs, check out the official Kelly Hall website.)

Thank God It’s Funbags! Kelly Hall Topless Photos Put the Holy in Holiday Sendoffs

By Bill Swift | May 24, 2013 @ 1:32 pm

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Do not go gentle into your holiday weekend, EgoReaders. There is no better day than Friday, and a Friday before a holiday weekend, well, forget about it. It's going to be off the hook as the kids who beat me up and steal my video game money like to say. Warm weather, barbecues, and bodacious bodies if you're lucky. Or, if you're Kelly Hall whose fabulous funbags we're using to send you off on your three-day bender.

Featured in a sunny spot in Page 3 magazine, Kelly Hall shows that brunettes have it every bit as good, and every bit as naughty, as their blonde glamour model counterparts. And speaking of parts, Kelly simply has some of the pertiest pairs on the planet. Certainly more than enough to inspire you to smoke some meat, as it were, this big BBQ weekend.

Have a truly debauched weekend, you've earned it, from all your friends at Egotastic!

Chloe Saxon Goes Chest to Chest with Kelly Hall in the Topless Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | April 4, 2013 @ 12:17 pm

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This is only Chloe's second appearance in the Battle of the Boobtastic, and it's fair to say she's one to keep an eye on. All the sextastic glamour models of the BotB are ones to keep an eye or two on. Why not spend your days staring into the bare beautiful bodies of some of the world's finest women. I do it and I highly recommend it.

But all is not clover and lollipops in the land of the topless hotties. For on Thursdays, we do battle, a fierce melee betwixt the mammaries of two fine women like Chloe Saxon and Kelly Hall, featured girls in Page 3 magazine, now pitting their puppies against one another on the field of funbags. One will win, one will lose. One will jump in triumph, the other, bow their head in temporary defeat. But you must decide, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Holy Crap! We Forgot The Kelly Hall Topless 2013 Wall Calendar

By Bill Swift | February 7, 2013 @ 9:15 am

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Kelly Hall Bikini Topless Shoot in 2013 Calendar

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Look, everybody makes mistakes, we're just almost man enough to admit them. And we totally missed the Kelly Hall 2013 topless wall calendar. And shame on us. Shame shame shame. Because Kelly's ta-ta-ta's are simply and udderly faptastic, along with the rest of her fine form shown off just wonderfully in this visual ode to Kelly and the twelve months of the Julian calendar.

Named as the Page 3 Idol winner just two years ago, Kelly Hall often gets overlooked; maybe it's because of her more common name among the glamour models, or her unassuming public persona, but there's nothing common or unassuming about Kelly, certainly not when her bikini top comes off. You'd be hard pressed to find a better way to spend your 2013 than leering at this luscious lady. Enjoy.

Kelly Hall Drops Tops Against Sylvia Barrie In Our Weekly Battle of the Topless Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | January 17, 2013 @ 9:55 am

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Kelly Hall, a cagy chest puppy veteran does not take on her competition lightly in this week's installment of the Battle of the Boobtastic. A wily veteran might drop her top, but she never lets down her guard. And quite the good idea when pitted against the funbags of Sylvia Barrie, an about time super hottie of color for Page 3 who brings nothing but goodness to this matchup.

Two stellar looking ladies for whom I'd shank any one of you in the shower for a chance to spend five minutes alone time with, but in the BOTB, only one set of melons can win the gold. So, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Kelly Hall and Her Chest o’ Plenty Throws Down Against Lacey Banghard In Our Weekly Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | November 15, 2012 @ 10:27 am

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Again we say, this world will truly be at peace when all wars are fought between supremely hot topless women whose only weapons are their glorious chest pillows and whose only motive is hot steamy boob-on-boob smooshing. We have a dream.

In the hope of someday seeing this heaven on earth, we take you to our latest Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic, the Thunderdome of Ta-Ta's, where four may enter, but only two may carry off the victor's trophy between their blessed cleavage. This week's melee of the mammaries pits underrated hottie Kelly Hall and her pert pair against former Page 3 Idol winner, Lacey Banghard and her global-award winning globes. The competition is fierce. The stakes (among other things) have been raised. But who's funbags reign supereme?

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Kelly Hall Big Boobed British Brunette Outtakes for the Big Boobed British Brunette Oglers on Ta-Ta-Tuesdays

By Bill Swift | October 9, 2012 @ 9:37 am

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Kelly Hall Topless Nuts ‘Big Boobed Brunettes’ Outtakes

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There's absolutely nothing wrong with ogling, leering, adoring, even worshipping large full Halloween seasonal gourds on a fine looking woman like Kelly Hall.

This is my public affirmation for today. And thanks to outtakes from the Big Boobed Brunette pictorial series our friends at Nuts magazine ran last month, we can both publicly and privately affirm our lust for all things round and squeezable and perfectly desirable. Now, some of you might think you can skate on by with your longstanding record of extreme passion for funbags, but I'm here to tell you, this is not an avocation to be taken lightly or without the constant need for re-commitment.

There might come a day when you realize it's been several hours since you've thought about motorboating a large pair of chest puppies. Don't let that happen to you. It's a horrible place to be. On this Ta-Ta-Tuesday, now is the time to recommit to your infantile passions. Trust. And, enjoy.

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