Kelly Hall

Lacey Banghard, Kelly Hall, Lucy Collet, Rhian Sugden, Rosie Jones All Topless Holler for a Page 3 Roundup

 
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This is like night of a thousand stars. Or at least day of ten incredible funbags. All my virtual girlfriends from across the pond are together again in our mammary filled roundup of the best of the still going fleshy strong Page 3 lovely lass photos in the U.K.

Lacey Banghard, Kelly Hall, Rosie Jones and the rest of the ungodly sextastic gang of girls whose entire purpose in professional life is to make men smile. How many people can you say that about? Well, how many people can you say that about who also have incredible racks bare and in your face? Do you see how I just elevated them to goddess status? It’s the least these melon blessed ladies deserve. The most would be to be honored by the queen. Not sure that will happen. Let’s just tap them with our own swords for now. Bless you super fine women with playful lovely yams. Enjoy.

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Rosie Jones, Kelly Hall, Lacy Banghard And Sabine Jemeljanova DD Deliver Us Onto March

 
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I miss my Page 3 girls, I really do. They didn’t technically go anywhere, but when the Sun pulled that stunt and pretended they were taking them away, I went through all twenty-seven stages of grief pretty quickly. Granted, twenty-four of those stages involved some kind of junk food or malted beverage. No reason you can’t experience anger and disbelief while eating some Doritos and cleansing the palate with a Pacifico. So, the girls technically never left, but my feelings got misplaced. Beneath all this muscle and more muscle, I’m sensitive guy.

Still, I want to check in with my lovely British lasses semi-regularly just to make sure they’re doing well and their funbags are still all kinds of stupendous. Which, indeed is the case for our lovely Rosie Jones, Kelly Hall, Sabine Jemeljanova, and Lacy Banghard. Four ladies I’m proud to call platonic friends. Okay, I’m not so proud about the platonic part. Give them a gander and an eyeball hello. It’s been a while. Enjoy.

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Sabine Jemeljanova vs. Kelly Hall Topless in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 
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Oh, baby, I mean, babies, babes, or just boobtastic. It’s time for our weekly tradition of gathering up two of the fairest funbagged wenches in all eleven counties and pitting them pears one against the next until a victor in the Battle of the Boobtastic is once more declared. Some have described this weekly tournament as barbaric, actually, that was my mom who said that. But most recognize it as a valid a sport as golf, only, you know, an actual sport.

This week’s vying vixens for the title of best puppies is the buxom hottie Sabine Jemeljanova wearing glasses to make you suffer extra hard, and Kelly Hall one perfectly alluring smiled and stacked woman of the sextastic arts. I don’t envy your job of selecting suckling wonderments between these two fine brunettes, but select you must. In you experienced opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Sabine Jemeljanova vs. Kelly Hall

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Nicole Neal Sallies Forth in Topless Battle with Kelly Hall

 
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Ah, yes, if i’m not mistaken it’s the precious time of the week when snatch two complete innocent glamorous models out of the produce session of their organic supermarkets and pit their chests up against one another for no particular reason save the for the betterment of the world. A little thing we like to call Battle of the Boobtastic.

Entering the strictly sextastic ballroom of the chestal goodies this week, blonde goodness Nicole Neal and her effervescent peaches proudly pitched up against the heaven’s sake betties of Kelly Hall, a brunette who holds many dark, chocolate tasting secrets in her alluring eyes and everything below. A contest for the ages for which you have but minutes to decide. Between these two outstandingly hot women, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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Kelly Hall and Lacey Banghard Are Surprisingly Smiling About Their the Battle of the Boobtastic

 
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Some people face the iron throne like Battle of the Boobtastic with dour resolve and intense purpose, others just whip out their beautifully blessed funbags and say, here you go, let’s get to it. I admire the bold and bodacious among our hottie denizen, the likes of Kelly Hall and Lacey Banghard who throw their collective four precious puppies into the mix today so that you might delight in a bit of safe and family friendly sport.

Both of these women are impossibly hot, ridiculously sweet female bodied ladies who you’d kill to find opposite you on your beach blanket this summer. But only one of these ladies can go home with the trophy, while the other must wallow in the self-reflection of second place. But who is the winner and who is the not quite the winner?Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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Kelly Hall Has a Body to Die For, Or Live for If You Have a Chance

We’re used to seeing British beauty Kelly Hall in less clothes, but I must say she works the lingerie two pieces like nobody’s business in this killer spread in Zoo magazine. Sometimes, you do need to see a woman in skivvies before you can truly appreciate her nekkid craft. It’s like watching the chef prepare the meal. Anticipations makes everything taste that much better.

Kelly Hall, you continue to amaze and astound and provide us with boobtastic hope. I don’t care how people traditionally categories heroes and saints, you’re definitely one of mine. Or can their mighty idols cause one million men to feel vital in the span of one second? I think not. Bless you, Kelly Hall.

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Kelly Hall Literally Holds Her Own Against India Reynolds in The Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 
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Well, hello there, young ladies. You want to what? Take off your tops and pit your precious puppies against one another in competition of quantity, quality, and lust-inducement-ability? Fair enough, but don’t take this decision lightly, Kelly Hall and India Reynolds. Because when I turn on the spotlights and open up the Thunderdome, there is no going back. You and your sweet chesty meats will be judged by a million and one men with motorboat fantasies that only end when their neck strain becomes too intense to continue.

So be it. Kelly and India, two supremely fine contestants in the Battle of the Boobtastic. But only one can take home the chintzy prize package. So, I ask you, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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