Oh, my lovely Britty birds with the heaving bosoms of Olympus. The kind of work you blondes and brunettes and ginger topped sweethearts perform each week on behalf of funbag unfurling should never be taken for granted. I don’t take you for granted, girls. There are so many other places I would prefer to take you.
Lucy Collett and Rhian Sugden and Kelly Hall and others of the sweet bare melon crew found their way this week onto the pages of the revealing Sun tabloid and into the hearts of millions. I could be very happy stranded on a desert island with just these six sextastic sirens. Food, clothing, and shelter entirely optional. I wouldn’t make it past one night. Enjoy.
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I became totally absorbed in the elections in England until I realized they were about boring politics and not the most alluring and bodacious Page 3 model. So, 99% less exciting. For me, the selections that count are your choices of your favorite delicious delights of the Britty glamour model persuasion. I perused Page 3 this week and found some of my true funbag favorites all topless bare and ready to go.
Rhian Sugden, Rosie Jones, Lissy Cunningham, Kelly Hall, and Lacey Banghard providing a ten fold bit of ta-ta magic for your soothing pleasure. Yes, epic melons can soothe what ails you, create peace in our time, and ultimately probably fuel our economies and speed boats. But, first, you have to believe. I believe. I believe. Oh, sextastic stacked Santa’s helpers. I believe. Enjoy.
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This is like night of a thousand stars. Or at least day of ten incredible funbags. All my virtual girlfriends from across the pond are together again in our mammary filled roundup of the best of the still going fleshy strong Page 3 lovely lass photos in the U.K.
Lacey Banghard, Kelly Hall, Rosie Jones and the rest of the ungodly sextastic gang of girls whose entire purpose in professional life is to make men smile. How many people can you say that about? Well, how many people can you say that about who also have incredible racks bare and in your face? Do you see how I just elevated them to goddess status? It’s the least these melon blessed ladies deserve. The most would be to be honored by the queen. Not sure that will happen. Let’s just tap them with our own swords for now. Bless you super fine women with playful lovely yams. Enjoy.
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I miss my Page 3 girls, I really do. They didn’t technically go anywhere, but when the Sun pulled that stunt and pretended they were taking them away, I went through all twenty-seven stages of grief pretty quickly. Granted, twenty-four of those stages involved some kind of junk food or malted beverage. No reason you can’t experience anger and disbelief while eating some Doritos and cleansing the palate with a Pacifico. So, the girls technically never left, but my feelings got misplaced. Beneath all this muscle and more muscle, I’m sensitive guy.
Still, I want to check in with my lovely British lasses semi-regularly just to make sure they’re doing well and their funbags are still all kinds of stupendous. Which, indeed is the case for our lovely Rosie Jones, Kelly Hall, Sabine Jemeljanova, and Lacy Banghard. Four ladies I’m proud to call platonic friends. Okay, I’m not so proud about the platonic part. Give them a gander and an eyeball hello. It’s been a while. Enjoy.
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Oh, baby, I mean, babies, babes, or just boobtastic. It’s time for our weekly tradition of gathering up two of the fairest funbagged wenches in all eleven counties and pitting them pears one against the next until a victor in the Battle of the Boobtastic is once more declared. Some have described this weekly tournament as barbaric, actually, that was my mom who said that. But most recognize it as a valid a sport as golf, only, you know, an actual sport.
This week’s vying vixens for the title of best puppies is the buxom hottie Sabine Jemeljanova wearing glasses to make you suffer extra hard, and Kelly Hall one perfectly alluring smiled and stacked woman of the sextastic arts. I don’t envy your job of selecting suckling wonderments between these two fine brunettes, but select you must. In you experienced opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Ah, yes, if i’m not mistaken it’s the precious time of the week when snatch two complete innocent glamorous models out of the produce session of their organic supermarkets and pit their chests up against one another for no particular reason save the for the betterment of the world. A little thing we like to call Battle of the Boobtastic.
Entering the strictly sextastic ballroom of the chestal goodies this week, blonde goodness Nicole Neal and her effervescent peaches proudly pitched up against the heaven’s sake betties of Kelly Hall, a brunette who holds many dark, chocolate tasting secrets in her alluring eyes and everything below. A contest for the ages for which you have but minutes to decide. Between these two outstandingly hot women, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Some people face the iron throne like Battle of the Boobtastic with dour resolve and intense purpose, others just whip out their beautifully blessed funbags and say, here you go, let’s get to it. I admire the bold and bodacious among our hottie denizen, the likes of Kelly Hall and Lacey Banghard who throw their collective four precious puppies into the mix today so that you might delight in a bit of safe and family friendly sport.
Both of these women are impossibly hot, ridiculously sweet female bodied ladies who you’d kill to find opposite you on your beach blanket this summer. But only one of these ladies can go home with the trophy, while the other must wallow in the self-reflection of second place. But who is the winner and who is the not quite the winner?Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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