Oh, baby, I mean, babies, babes, or just boobtastic. It’s time for our weekly tradition of gathering up two of the fairest funbagged wenches in all eleven counties and pitting them pears one against the next until a victor in the Battle of the Boobtastic is once more declared. Some have described this weekly tournament as barbaric, actually, that was my mom who said that. But most recognize it as a valid a sport as golf, only, you know, an actual sport.
This week’s vying vixens for the title of best puppies is the buxom hottie Sabine Jemeljanova wearing glasses to make you suffer extra hard, and Kelly Hall one perfectly alluring smiled and stacked woman of the sextastic arts. I don’t envy your job of selecting suckling wonderments between these two fine brunettes, but select you must. In you experienced opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Ah, yes, if i’m not mistaken it’s the precious time of the week when snatch two complete innocent glamorous models out of the produce session of their organic supermarkets and pit their chests up against one another for no particular reason save the for the betterment of the world. A little thing we like to call Battle of the Boobtastic.
Entering the strictly sextastic ballroom of the chestal goodies this week, blonde goodness Nicole Neal and her effervescent peaches proudly pitched up against the heaven’s sake betties of Kelly Hall, a brunette who holds many dark, chocolate tasting secrets in her alluring eyes and everything below. A contest for the ages for which you have but minutes to decide. Between these two outstandingly hot women, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Some people face the iron throne like Battle of the Boobtastic with dour resolve and intense purpose, others just whip out their beautifully blessed funbags and say, here you go, let’s get to it. I admire the bold and bodacious among our hottie denizen, the likes of Kelly Hall and Lacey Banghard who throw their collective four precious puppies into the mix today so that you might delight in a bit of safe and family friendly sport.
Both of these women are impossibly hot, ridiculously sweet female bodied ladies who you’d kill to find opposite you on your beach blanket this summer. But only one of these ladies can go home with the trophy, while the other must wallow in the self-reflection of second place. But who is the winner and who is the not quite the winner?Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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We’re used to seeing British beauty Kelly Hall in less clothes, but I must say she works the lingerie two pieces like nobody’s business in this killer spread in Zoo magazine. Sometimes, you do need to see a woman in skivvies before you can truly appreciate her nekkid craft. It’s like watching the chef prepare the meal. Anticipations makes everything taste that much better.
Kelly Hall, you continue to amaze and astound and provide us with boobtastic hope. I don’t care how people traditionally categories heroes and saints, you’re definitely one of mine. Or can their mighty idols cause one million men to feel vital in the span of one second? I think not. Bless you, Kelly Hall.
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Well, hello there, young ladies. You want to what? Take off your tops and pit your precious puppies against one another in competition of quantity, quality, and lust-inducement-ability? Fair enough, but don’t take this decision lightly, Kelly Hall and India Reynolds. Because when I turn on the spotlights and open up the Thunderdome, there is no going back. You and your sweet chesty meats will be judged by a million and one men with motorboat fantasies that only end when their neck strain becomes too intense to continue.
So be it. Kelly and India, two supremely fine contestants in the Battle of the Boobtastic. But only one can take home the chintzy prize package. So, I ask you, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Holy hotness, Batman. This week’s Battle of the Boobtastic, widely recognized as perhaps the most thrilling eleven seconds in sports, features wet super hottie Kelly Hall and her sweet succulent racktastic, against Kym Graham, who just oozes sextastic out of every pore. I literally see it steaming out of her nostrils like a mad bull. This is shaping up to be a doozy.
Each lady brings to the boobtastic talents of a goddess, but in our universe, there can be only one higher chestal power per week. A decision for which you must be the decider. Cast your vote wisely, as one girl will be elated, the other, cast into the world of shadows for the next seven days. Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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What can you say about a calendar that features the likes of Rosie Jones, Danni Wells, Sophie Howard, Holly Peers, Lucy Pinder, and Kelly Hall in and out of various bikini and low cut outfits, flashing their bare funbags for the love of all things 2014? Well, you can say, come on January 1, I know it’s only August, but you can’t get here soon enough.
We love us some wicked hot boobtastic Britty glamour models. When you start getting them together, in and out of pools and fun cosplay costumes, in and out of their clothes, our love turns to full on lust and a desire to start buying things. Starting with the 2014 Hot Shots calendar when that must-be-amazing eye popper comes to market. Selling to us is ever so simple. Enjoy.
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