Egotastic
Phew and pshaw, as the kindly older woman who raised me for several years before the police caught up with her and arrested her for stealing me from my stroller would say after a long day. It's sort of an exasperated sounds the best describes how we all feel when we hit the end of the week.
But there's no phewing or pshawing around the veritable visual highlight of each week here on Egotastic!, the community chest contributions from our readers of all that they have found in their diligent and most likely pants-less searches across the unending digital expanses of the Internet. The array of the asstastic and celebrity sexy never ceases to amaze us here.
This week's Reader Finds includes a double dose of Selena Gomez, both down her top to some healthy boobtastic and up her concert costume to see her seemingly commando, Lady Gaga wrapped in clear plastic, classic Angelina Jolie hotness exhibition, Adriana Lima in a wicked sweet photoshoot, Lacey Banghard topless and loaded, Courteney Cox camel toe-licious, Kelly Brook in bed in lingerie, Noelia Rios in a quite unclothed TV performance, Nicole Murphy see-through to mammaries, and Amba Jackson (Mick Jagger's teen granddaughter) showing almost too much for her age. It's a melting pot of the magnificent indeed.
Kelly Brook Trifecta of Goodness from a Hottie Who Never Turns Off the Sextastic Stove
We've missed Kelly Brook. It's been only weeks really since we've seen here in these parts, but it feels like years, decades, an eternity whenever we don't regularly feast our peepers upon her curvaceous form. In honor of her return, we've got a trifecta of Kelly Brook out and about hotness shots of this past week, where the brunette Btitty bombshell just floated our boats right out and over our love tubs, doing precisely what she does best, making sextastic look ever so easy.
Let's start with stretch pants (above). Bless you stretch pants for framed ever so snugly about Kelly Brook's fine arse, you remind us once more why stretch pants are deserving of recognition as one of the greatest inventions of the past century or so.
And, now, the little summer dress, oh, Kelly, the picnics we would have upon your body.
THE LONDON SIDEWALK STRUT WITH KELLY BROOK
And, finally, the see-through top. Kelly Brook madness, engage.
THE PINK PANTS COVERED ARSE ARE SURELY HOW APPLES LOOK IN HEAVEN